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Suicide Machine

Hits: 18354 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Science | Added by: fancylad
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Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 22 Posts
Tuesday, June 09, 2009 1:25:45 PM
uh.. yah id liek to place a colect call! futrama rocks

Female, 13-17, Canada
 55 Posts
Sunday, May 04, 2008 3:53:48 PM
I just think that everyone has a purpose in life. Even terminally ill patients have something to fulfill in the limited time they have. Life isn't meaningless; otherwise, why don't we all kill ourselves now?

Male, 13-17, Canada
 267 Posts
Tuesday, April 08, 2008 4:45:20 AM
Futurama is becoming more and more real everyday.

Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 40 Posts
Monday, April 07, 2008 7:01:51 PM
Sooooo reminded me of Futurama.

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 158 Posts
Monday, April 07, 2008 8:56:13 AM
I don't know. I think that the right to off oneself is a debatable one at best. However I do believe that people who are in pain/terminally ill and also have complete control of their faculties should be allowed to commit suicide.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 173 Posts
Monday, April 07, 2008 5:35:33 AM
because nyquill and vodka was just too easy...

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 170 Posts
Monday, April 07, 2008 1:58:01 AM
If people have a terminal illness and are still well in the mind, There should be nothing the church or government should be able to do if you and your doctor agree that this is a viable option.

The government and church need to mind their own business... stop protecting the people that don't want to be protected.

Female, 18-29, Europe
 71 Posts
Sunday, April 06, 2008 6:59:38 PM
>We were never given a say about being brought INto the world

Ohhhhhh, how much I hate this argument... That there was someone to ask, aha. And that someone would agree

IMHO, the very idea of regulating suicide (euthanasia) in legislative way is not effective. As anything that concerns moral values and beliefs, arranging one's or one intimate's death should be a matter of personal choice. However, legilizing (and promoting) an opportunity of suicide for all, like in Futurama, wouldn't be much fun: just remember how often you hated life around you (even if the reasons were ridiculous and the moments of despair were short). What, allowing isn't pushing? Ha.
*Although I'm pretty sure a normal society won't come to suicide booths... well, it actually will, but it will understand its mistake soon *

Oh, and the guy has just no scientific thinking. Hasn't he been told that a human house is full of lethal objects? He must live in heaven.

Male, 13-17, Canada
 620 Posts
Sunday, April 06, 2008 6:10:10 PM
wow...umm...people it's called A GUN...or high building/bridge...or knife...or basically well...almost anything...this thing is pointless

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 3556 Posts
Sunday, April 06, 2008 4:39:22 PM
In my gerontology class we are actually talking about euthenasia right now. It's really a touchy subject. Some people think we have a right to die, some do not. It's hard to tell. I think it's a good idea.

If a person is going to die a terrible death from a terminal illness why not let them have the choice ahead of time instead of having to suffer for however much longer??

Male, 13-17, Europe
 19 Posts
Sunday, April 06, 2008 4:13:41 PM
lol futurama flashback ^_^

but seriosly, it's quite the machine that should be availible to anyone who is terminally ill and hates it.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 564 Posts
Sunday, April 06, 2008 2:36:32 PM
Coincidentally enough, Futurama predicted that something like this would exist by 2008.

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 817 Posts
Sunday, April 06, 2008 12:00:21 PM
Invented? Thief.

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 309 Posts
Sunday, April 06, 2008 8:54:20 AM
Wait a sec, why are there settings?

Male, 18-29, Europe
 74 Posts
Sunday, April 06, 2008 8:41:11 AM
"Suicide is legal, you can't go to jail for killing yourself."

Correct. But you CAN go to jail for helping someone commit suicide. Or, if you fail to kill yourself.

And, to the people who say Christians wouldn't let people suffer - they believe only God has the right to take away a life. Therefore, God is making them suffer as a 'test'.

As for the machine... it doesn't cover any loopholes. A doctor is made to take an oath when they qualify, which states that they must always aim to save the life of a patient. Sitting back and watching someone use the machine would break that oath. I'm not sure if it's the same in Germany, but I assume it is. So this video fails miserably.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1314 Posts
Sunday, April 06, 2008 7:12:49 AM
"Or the old fashioned Guillotine, which is supposedly painless."

Not at all, there are many accounts of the head surviving up to five seconds after decapitation.

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 285 Posts
Sunday, April 06, 2008 4:32:56 AM
Uhm. That's already been done. I'm pretty sure some other german guy had invented a suicide machine.

Female, 18-29, Europe
 2236 Posts
Sunday, April 06, 2008 4:29:09 AM
I completely agree with people wanting to end their lives.
We were never given a say about being brought INto the world, so we should have a say when we can leave. Especially when people ahve no point to life eg. paralysis, 100%burns.

Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 777 Posts
Sunday, April 06, 2008 3:19:34 AM
I lol'd, Someone give this man an internet.

Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 94 Posts
Sunday, April 06, 2008 1:50:40 AM
still a doctor helping someone kill themselves.
supplying them with a machine.
OMG FACE TUMOR LADY wtf i cant even think of something to compare that with.

Male, 18-29, Australia
 55 Posts
Sunday, April 06, 2008 1:10:05 AM
An Improved T4

Male, 18-29, Europe
 2416 Posts
Saturday, April 05, 2008 10:59:56 PM
this is just wrong and a insult to my country at best,i hope this fool rots in a prison.
if your really out to kill yourself a cheap .38 and 20 bullets are only 80 euro,problem solved quickly and with no pain.

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 381 Posts
Saturday, April 05, 2008 10:09:50 PM
That's just wrong.

If you want to die, blow your brains out. Or jump off a hotel building. Or the old fashioned Guillotine, which is supposedly painless.

Female, 18-29, Western US
 743 Posts
Saturday, April 05, 2008 8:39:02 PM
Sooo...people can eat anything they want and get diabetes and be morbidly obese and die, but to want to end your life because you're suffering? OUTRAGE!

Male, 13-17, Canada
 77 Posts
Saturday, April 05, 2008 7:37:49 PM
Kevorkian did it already: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanatron

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