 mal_BB
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1223 Posts
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008 7:08:55 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha. I hope he cleaned the table before they next used it for a picknic. |
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 ADevil4LostB
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
37 Posts
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Wednesday, April 02, 2008 12:43:43 PM
Holy damn...This was just a few miles from my house... God, we are corrupted.
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 bmoz628
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
98 Posts
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Wednesday, April 02, 2008 11:38:25 AM
omg its fine!!! i hate how people r so uptight f*ck ur c*nt kids |
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 famousguitar
Male, 18-29, Western US
80 Posts
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Wednesday, April 02, 2008 5:58:34 AM
this is a new definition of lonely |
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 horseyplay
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
98 Posts
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Wednesday, April 02, 2008 2:57:16 AM
He probably couldn't get any wood elsewhere...I feel for this horny soul. |
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 teiso
Female, 18-29, Australia
856 Posts
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Wednesday, April 02, 2008 2:44:18 AM
*bicycle |
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teiso
Female, 18-29, Australia
856 Posts
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Wednesday, April 02, 2008 2:43:08 AM
There was this guy in Australia who kept having sex with his bycicle who was in some crappy newspaper. I remember reading it and thinking, "Who bloody cares?"I suppose being near a school is an issue, though. |
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 cnlbell
Female, 18-29, Western US
417 Posts
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Wednesday, April 02, 2008 1:40:38 AM
OMG. The comments on this thing are killing me.
1. Never, not once, did the word "rape" come up during the new report. He was never charged with rape.
2. He was charged with indecent exposure, and the charge was elevated because it was in view of children, which, exposing yourself to minors: BIG no no.
3. The guy is a fecking freak and obviously mentally ill. Hopefully his children will be removed from his home.
4. Glass table. Not wood. I suppose if it was a crappy table, you could get glass slivers... eww... sorry I even thought of that! |
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 elementicon
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 10:32:25 PM
Wow this poo is crazy. I live like 10 min away from this town. Talk about close to home. |
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 PJF1313
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
69 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 7:11:00 PM
Ok, Im mad that picnic table is my wife!!!!!!!!
Damn slut, I gave you everything and this is what I get!!! |
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 MarthFador
Female, 18-29, Southern US
775 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 5:31:20 PM
furnature porn anybody?
That guy in the car looked like a complete dork. The collar and sleeves showing on the outside of his Blue's Clues sweater was really silly. In my view, anyhow. |
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 Moopgasm
Male, 18-29, Canada
252 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 5:24:37 PM
These people have obviously never felt the unmatchable feeling of the umbrella hole! |
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 Noobfruit
Male, 13-17, Europe
107 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 5:22:35 PM
Lmao what a very very strange guy. I dont think he should be let out :/ Or atleast take the table away from him. |
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 ladyleo_666
Female, 18-29, Europe
132 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 5:16:14 PM
I wonder if he got splinters... |
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 Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
9216 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 3:36:09 PM
You know...when people act like that, doesn't it usually mean they just want attention? Isn't this problem usually dealt with ignoring them? |
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 SGC2C
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
25 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 3:29:34 PM
The table was clearly asking for it by flaunting off its umberela hole like that. That table has no shame. |
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 HardRox
Male, 40-49, Europe
81 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 2:08:55 PM
Did he take precautions? Or is the picnic table now expecting a small set of patio furniture? |
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 Mantistador
Male, 18-29, Western US
2205 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 2:08:40 PM
i would try and find some skin burning liquid and line the hole of his table with it... |
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 awesomeloser
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
132 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 1:59:34 PM
I wonder if they ate on the table between the first occurrence and the time he was caught O_o |
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 greengiant
Male, 13-17, Europe
686 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 1:49:04 PM
Who says the table didn't rape him? |
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 Skyira
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
1157 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 1:37:25 PM
I laugh at the fact that adults are trying so hard to not let this kind of information be leaked to the kids, everyone knows that the kids would find out sooner or later. Jesus Christ. one adult talks to another adult and there not aware that a child could be easedroping on there conversation so might as well inform them at a young age and show them that kind of behavior isn’t tolerated to society these days.seriously now, i know too much sh*t about my parents,there friends and my aunts and uncle and even my grandparents and my brothers too i know too much personal life as a child from overhearing there conversation and did it stop me? nope. so keep trying adults it will get you no wear. and yes this is real, its not a april fools joke i heard it on the raidio while going to the doctors. |
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 Olragix
Male, 18-29, Canada
970 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 1:35:34 PM
That's really funny. Not rape though. |
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 audrey10011
Female, 18-29, Western US
147 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 1:21:42 PM
this is like the guy that raped the pinata at work |
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 VikingGuy
Male, 18-29, Europe
2386 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 1:18:04 PM
if hes married and picks the table i dont wanna see his wife |
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 hottiechika5
Female, 13-17, Western US
128 Posts
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Tuesday, April 01, 2008 1:08:35 PM
"LOL@xp .. People keep saying things about 'splinters', but wasn't that a glass table?? He's obviously got some kind of mental problem.. The point of doing what he did wasn't sexual gratification, it was exhibitionism.. He wanted people to see him doing it, hence getting busy with the table outside IN HIS FRONT YARD.. I do feel sorry for his kids though.. They'll never live that down in school.."At the splinters thing-actually I believe they said it was glass, although I could be mistaken. I was thinking the same thing when people kept saying "splinters" though. LOL @ XP also :) |
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