 Vimto
Male, 40-49, Europe
 1991 Posts
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Tuesday, March 25, 2008 2:10:18 AM
"The president was just speaking to it's 'Destroy All Humans' base." LMAO |
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 robock
Male, 18-29, Canada
320 Posts
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Monday, March 24, 2008 5:01:57 PM
reminds me of the movie Last Sentinel i watched recently. |
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 proof1221
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
696 Posts
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Monday, March 24, 2008 11:29:31 AM
and vice president voltron |
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 gorgack2000
Male, 13-17, Europe
4702 Posts
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Monday, March 24, 2008 3:50:15 AM
For once I realised it was the onion without reading the comments section. Giant robots FTW. |
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togetec
Male, 13-17, Western US
620 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 8:46:44 PM
HA President Executron |
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 bmanthe2
Male, 13-17, Western US
390 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 8:43:56 PM
That was pretty retareded. |
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 swisstaco5
Male, 18-29, Western US
68 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 6:51:13 PM
Tonyjet's a retarded douchebag |
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 cmheiple
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
111 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 5:07:13 PM
The Onion rocks my face off |
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 ryan99
Male, 13-17, Western US
2349 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 4:53:30 PM
I wish this were real, robots need to go. Or atleast not be so hightech and like they said, create an "over-mechanized society". |
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 Kilometers
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
58 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 4:37:31 PM
"Fox news in 20 years."Please don't demean a good news source. |
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 angelicamber
Female, 18-29, Southern US
2226 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 4:11:36 PM
repost? |
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 PoonHat
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
196 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 4:04:19 PM
Fox news in 20 years.
Except with more sensationalist bullpoo |
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 AnwarNova
Male, 18-29, Western US
2089 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 3:46:09 PM
isaac asimov ftw |
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 Tonyjet
Male, 18-29, Western US
3430 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 2:39:43 PM
Onion news???wgeres the ranch fake.. |
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arber123
Male, 70 & Over, Western US
90 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 2:36:28 PM
coooooooooooo!!!!! i think the he was a bot |
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 astridhaze
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
761 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 2:03:26 PM
I must be really bored- I'm revisiting the board...and HardRox apparently doesn't know about the I-Bots and how they don't follow the three rules of Robotics. It's official, I'm a geek. |
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 LoofahBoy
Male, 18-29, Western US
3481 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 1:47:21 PM
"Real or not, I'd like to buy that cavity search robot for personal use at home.....
You know, in case some change falls between couch cushions!"Well if that's the case, I could always don my best Voltron Costume and show up at your door. You know, for the change thing. ;) |
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 Pikachu42
Female, 18-29, Southern US
1848 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 1:44:10 PM
yeah...lets just remember skynet before we build any more robots with A.I. |
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 EdwinMango
Female, 13-17, Southern US
221 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 12:28:51 PM
At first I thought it was going to be real, but then I saw the onion in the background. I loved it. "I was crying in my cell, it was so beautiful" |
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 TeHrussian
Male, 18-29, Western US
492 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 12:27:17 PM
Real or not, I'd like to buy that cavity search robot for personal use at home.....
You know, in case some change falls between couch cushions! |
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 Groogle
Male, 30-39, Canada
2180 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 12:11:03 PM
We are the machines. Never forget that. |
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 HardRox
Male, 40-49, Europe
81 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 12:05:18 PM
And I suppose, for everything else there's Mastercard! |
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HardRox
Male, 40-49, Europe
81 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 12:02:26 PM
REMEMBER:- 1.A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2.A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3.A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law. |
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 Missterilady
Female, 18-29, Europe
60 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 11:58:41 AM
God! I'd love a robot to come & clean my house for me! |
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 WinstonS
Male, 18-29, S. America
123 Posts
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Sunday, March 23, 2008 11:32:00 AM
hahaNice stuff. The Onion is getting better and better...
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