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Girls at Gay Bars

Hits: 19267 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: fancylad
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AndelleRae
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 840 Posts
Wednesday, March 12, 2008 7:42:23 AM
Iroj = amazing.

mrpopenfresh, at the gay bar I go to, the straight women there are generally very feminine and outgoing, and are there merely to enjoy the music and have a good time with friends. Plenty of straight guys come to the club too, and most of the straight women aren't at all bothered by it in one way or the other.

The one I go to is a little different though, because it's only a gay bar on Friday nights. I love it though. So much fun.


Iroj
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 959 Posts
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 3:10:56 PM
"wtf is this poo about STRAIGHT girls gonig to GAY bars?
is that even allowed?"

Yes, it is.

"if u wanna go get a drink in pblic, u gotta deal with the guys hassleing you. its one of those laws of nature."

And nature is allowed to change.

"guys are horny dickheads"

Yes, they are.

"we will try to get you drunk and/or sleep with you. get over it." We did, by not going to straight places.

"if you're a lebian, then go ahead and go to a gay bar, if ur going with a gay friend, go to a gay bar, but don't go just to get away from the guys, it makes it that much overwhelming on the other girls that aren't at the gay bars."

If they're smart, those other girls will join us too.

"stick with your sexual preference."

We still love men.

"oh! and if you're not sexual, go drink at home, out of the way where noone at all will try to hit on you."

So I have to be a nymphomaniac to go out to bars to dance and h


mrpopenfresh
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1037 Posts
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 10:15:56 AM
teatimecream
Female, 60-69, Europe
260 Posts Monday, March 10, 2008 11:38:36 PM
Hark at MrPopenfresh 'thinking' he knows what us women are like...Tut!!!
I fall into neither category, so that rather blows his theory out of the water!!
Is it not possible that usually women aren't homophobic..will befriend lovely people of either sex..don't care who screws who..and can have wonderful friendships with gay men?
My life has certainly been enriched by keeping an open mind..and heart...

Hey that's fine. I have alot of gay friends and my girlfriend has even more (she used to be a competitive gymnast). However, I've been to gay bars and what I said was from experience, so there isn't any guessing.


kedell
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 8 Posts
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 9:52:06 AM
As much as I deislike the usage of it...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fag_hag
For you nemo. Basically it was one of those terms gays kinda latched onto and turned to our own, but was originally a negative slang term.

That said, in my town the gay club is one of the best clubs (music wise) in town. So you have a large mix of straight and gay running around in it during the weekend. Makes it really confusing some times. o.0


TrishIsADork
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 139 Posts
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 8:17:02 AM
Ha ha. Men are desperate. I find it amusing.

natakalt
Female, 18-29, S. America
 1755 Posts
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 8:15:17 AM
hahhaa so funny, but not so true, I once went to a gay bar and I'm a straight girl, I was looking for a cute guy that would stop being gay because he fall madly in love with me, but all I got was guys looking at my and my friends as in a "get out of here" kinda way, was very dissapointing...
such cute guys wasted :(

Declan191919
Male, 13-17, Australia
 1529 Posts
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 6:23:44 AM
Lesbian bars

Phantom7
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 945 Posts
Tuesday, March 11, 2008 5:35:04 AM
gay bars..so my place to pik up girls, they r wrong...kinky

adilicious
Female, 13-17, Western US
 377 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 11:43:33 PM
I love these guys.
All of their videos are hilarious.

teatimecream
Female, 60-69, Europe
 343 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 11:38:36 PM
Hark at MrPopenfresh 'thinking' he knows what us women are like...Tut!!!
I fall into neither category, so that rather blows his theory out of the water!!
Is it not possible that usually women aren't homophobic..will befriend lovely people of either sex..don't care who screws who..and can have wonderful friendships with gay men?
My life has certainly been enriched by keeping an open mind..and heart...

Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 11:28:16 PM
*highfives Crotchodile for hilarious P.C. joke*

wowibrandon
Male, 13-17, Western US
 828 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 11:27:59 PM
omg

that was so funny

especially cuz the dude in the bar looked gay


deathbringer
Male, 18-29, Western US
 399 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 11:22:58 PM
wtf is this poo about STRAIGHT girls gonig to GAY bars?
is that even allowed?
if u wanna go get a drink in pblic, u gotta deal with the guys hassleing you. its one of those laws of nature.
guys are horny dickheads
we will try to get you drunk and/or sleep with you. get over it.
if you're a lebian, then go ahead and go to a gay bar, if ur going with a gay friend, go to a gay bar, but don't go just to get away from the guys, it makes it that much overwhelming on the other girls that aren't at the gay bars.
stick with your sexual preference.
oh! and if you're not sexual, go drink at home, out of the way where noone at all will try to hit on you.
please?

Crotchodile
Female, 70 & Over, Asia
 195 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 10:26:09 PM
"I'm not a fag hag, I'm an alternative lifestyle companion"

Nidonemo
Male, 18-29, Western US
 9216 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 9:44:34 PM
Where do people get the name f*g hag anyway? My girl friends aren't the least bit "hag"gy at all, it gives the improper image that if a girl has guy friends that are all gay, then she must not be attractive.

I prefer the term fruit fairy.

It's cute, nice, and it gives a somewhat youthful image.


angelicamber
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2226 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 9:26:54 PM
oh sprite

togetec
Male, 13-17, Western US
 620 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 8:00:06 PM
damn kweers

mrpopenfresh
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1037 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 7:46:37 PM
I don't know what you people are talking about. It's incredibly easy to pick up girls in gay bars as long as your'e not a total prick. There's basically two types of girls who go to gay bars.

The first type are girls who are tired of ultramasculine jocks who keep looking down their shirt. If youre kinda metrosexual and not much of a dick, then you can hit it.

The second type of girls is shy, introverted and has low self esteem. She's basically a fag hag. You can hit it without even trying.


Ani187
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 4532 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 7:24:09 PM
Amen, Iroj. 100% agree with you.

Iroj
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 959 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 6:17:17 PM
I loathe straight bars (even though I am a straight girl). I hate it that when I go to straight bars I have to dress like a 1500's nun in order to not get pawed at by 100 drunk blokes; I hate it that if I even so much as look at a man in a straight bar he gets the idea that I want to get my freak on with him.

I love gay bars because I can wear my cutest outfits and look my best and actually dance without having a half-erect penis trying to grind on my backside (only to turn around and see its owner is Mr. TwiceMyAge SloppyDrunk) and getting fresh with me. I love the fact I can dance with very beautiful, shirtless men and know they aren't expecting anything in return. I can get nice and tipsy without worrying about someone trying to take advantage of me.

I live(d) with several gay men; I prefer their company and their bars are usually 95% cleaner than any straight bar I've ever been in. Not to mention the dance floors are better, the light shows are better and the music doesn't suck


Pabasa
Male, 18-29, Asia
 4153 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 4:34:50 PM
Oh, and mentions of gay bar should not exclude this gem

Axane18
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 231 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 3:50:42 PM
@cefka
Are you just trying to start something?

Axane18
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 231 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 3:49:57 PM
And the results: Oh my god. You can't pick up girls at gay bars?!

Alanda
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 298 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 3:26:21 PM
Well even I could've answered that one for you!

AlexTron
Male, 18-29, Western US
 535 Posts
Monday, March 10, 2008 3:09:23 PM
I know of a few bars where everyone brings their hag. Even my straight friends will occasionally tag along.

I guess it's all about location. :)


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