 FightTheRage
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 18 Posts
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 2:12:14 AM
Maybe the alligator was offended by the man wearing clothes, and refused to talk to him untill he took them off... |
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 Tankity
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
359 Posts
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 7:39:04 PM
Sigh. Damn Southerners. He must not have any sisters. |
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 antdow3
Male, 18-29, Europe
909 Posts
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Monday, March 10, 2008 3:21:37 PM
oooo i just thought of one- 'don't lock him up, he's 'armless!'
sorry.... |
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 Mr_Sir
Male, 18-29, Southern US
581 Posts
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Monday, March 10, 2008 1:37:32 PM
^correction, CrOck head |
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 darkerninja
Male, 18-29, Canada
13 Posts
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Monday, March 10, 2008 11:46:52 AM
i hope they didnt destroy the gator for taking his arm. what else are you supposed to do when you see a delicious nude crackhead? |
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 DarkProdigy
Male, 18-29, Canada
467 Posts
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Monday, March 10, 2008 11:43:13 AM
W-What? You guys didn't know there were gator molestation? Wow, you guys are weird! |
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 Phantom7
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
945 Posts
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Monday, March 10, 2008 10:36:32 AM
^ i suppose its his kinda kinkyness?... |
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 rojodesigner
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
101 Posts
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Monday, March 10, 2008 9:15:31 AM
I can understand the talking to the gators...drugs are bad m'kay? BUT why was he naked? |
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Mr_Sir
Male, 18-29, Southern US
581 Posts
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Monday, March 10, 2008 9:08:22 AM
He was smoking crock-cocain. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! |
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Phantom7
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
945 Posts
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Monday, March 10, 2008 6:35:01 AM
treeman VS armless croc man! |
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 Sarguy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
16 Posts
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Monday, March 10, 2008 5:50:09 AM
Can anyone say "Natural Selection"? Just let the alligator do it's job and rid the world of one more moron! |
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 harshkd
Male, 30-39, Canada
121 Posts
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Monday, March 10, 2008 5:16:36 AM
what i don't get is why the authorities always go after the gator, what did it do wrong? is it supposded to know better? |
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antdow3
Male, 18-29, Europe
909 Posts
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Monday, March 10, 2008 3:54:34 AM
haha 'suicide by gator', imagine that on the autopsy report...and a 30 foot alligator? are they real? |
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 RyanF701
Male, 18-29, Western US
2558 Posts
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Monday, March 10, 2008 2:12:21 AM
If you want to see someone get eaten by an alligator, surf the web for a bit, a year ago I saw a video of this kids dad in India or something pulling out his sons limbs out of the stomache of an alligator one by one, including his head.Trust me, you don't want to see him get eaten by an alligator. :P |
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 Adrift_Angel
Female, 18-29, Australia
553 Posts
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Monday, March 10, 2008 1:32:56 AM
As you do.. |
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 GeekazoidJ
Female, 18-29, Western US
39 Posts
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Monday, March 10, 2008 12:02:07 AM
"He's bizarre."
Bizarre= idiotic.I like the 911 call recording. It was almost as if the guy had to make sure what was wrong with the guy before saying, "A gator's got him!"
Heh. |
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 razzzledazzl
Female, 13-17, Western US
573 Posts
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Sunday, March 09, 2008 10:04:48 PM
"I like how the sign restricted alligator molestation. Gooooo immaturity!"I'm pretty sure the word molest can have a meaning other than the one you're thinking of...lol |
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 JaundiceCake
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
680 Posts
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Sunday, March 09, 2008 9:24:47 PM
He's not armless. O_o
He just said he lost one of his arms to a gator, not two. |
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 DrkAng3LxNat
Female, 18-29, Canada
1081 Posts
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Sunday, March 09, 2008 9:01:54 PM
wow. at least it didnt bite onto his penis x] |
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 xtreme_dude
Male, 18-29, Western US
1376 Posts
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Sunday, March 09, 2008 8:32:01 PM
also in the story he says when explaining, he was bit by a snake and was looking for an alligator...what the... |
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 angelicamber
Female, 18-29, Southern US
2226 Posts
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Sunday, March 09, 2008 7:38:17 PM
the joys of being high... |
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 2-toed-sloth
Male, 13-17, Western US
197 Posts
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Sunday, March 09, 2008 6:41:52 PM
their gonna make him go to rehab and he'll say NO NO NO! |
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 AsianPower
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
11 Posts
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Sunday, March 09, 2008 6:17:59 PM
Makes me want to go molest an alligator. |
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 AnwarNova
Male, 18-29, Western US
2089 Posts
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Sunday, March 09, 2008 5:40:48 PM
this is great. |
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 catlikegrace
Female, 18-29, Western US
512 Posts
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Sunday, March 09, 2008 5:17:13 PM
Wow...he's crazy (obviously). Seriously, though, he needs to be in a mental hospital or something. |
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