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How Do You Wipe Your ... Umm?

Hits: 14830 | Rating: (1.9) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: jessieplume
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engruls06
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 405 Posts
Wednesday, March 05, 2008 2:38:47 AM
isnt that what they do in India? use water and their left hand to wash it down?

robock
Male, 18-29, Canada
 320 Posts
Sunday, March 02, 2008 7:21:00 PM
i'm sure i have seen a movie about an asian invention were the toilet bowl would spray water to clean you. i'm sure it was on iab.

if at home there is no toilet paper, i use kleenex. and anywhere else i always check before. if there is no toilet paper, i usually go to another building.


aBISS
Male, 13-17, Western US
 527 Posts
Friday, February 29, 2008 10:33:14 PM
Pabasa's poo-cleaning technique isn't really that unique. That's a norm in most Asian countries.

Heck, i do it too.


MNJ_gudluv
Female, 18-29, Western US
 185 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2008 9:37:16 PM
EEWWWWW. do NOT, i repeat, do NOT wipe back to front, unless you want crust in your perineum or a MEAAANNNNN urinary tract infection. those who wipe back to front are in dire need of an a** wiping lesson.

flyingpie
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 471 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2008 1:55:25 PM
i wipe in circles XD

just kidding


Pikachu42
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1848 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2008 12:51:17 PM
that was disturbing.

Yoma4
Female, 13-17, Europe
 493 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2008 12:17:07 PM
Do you wipe in mid-plop?

witchawitcha
Female, 13-17, Western US
 347 Posts
Thursday, February 28, 2008 2:00:22 AM
i dont grab, that seems a little harsh on the cheeks :P what i do is i roll if its connected to the toilet roller thing but if its just a free roll on the back of the toilet i fold. i wipe back to front obviously (its gross any other way) and i stand but if im out of toilet paper i probably just *drip dry* and take a shower later lol

Eichenkatze
Male, 18-29, Western US
 781 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:04:08 PM
There was an online survey you could take... I think it was found on bored.com.. but it asked you various questions about your bathroom behavior, much like the video.. only at the end it showed a bunch of statistics of previous takers... was a bit disturbing how many people DIDN'T wipe or wash their hands after relieving their bowels... Nasty..

wowibrandon
Male, 13-17, Western US
 828 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 7:44:36 PM
wow...

ImNoGod
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1156 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 6:42:40 PM
Grabber and a Stander.

46885
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 45 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 6:37:48 PM
Is there any opinions on toilet paper type? Some leave little tp dingleberries, some fall apart, some are just right. I like angel soft.

46885
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 45 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 6:34:31 PM
Do you use your forefingers, or your thumb?
I think there are many more combinations they forgot to mention.

GVP
Female, 18-29, Canada
 891 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 6:27:13 PM
Or, one page back, rather.

GVP
Female, 18-29, Canada
 891 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 6:26:51 PM
The Three Seashells that the guy up there ^ posted

JeanaH
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 461 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 6:08:24 PM
ttsec
Male, 18-29, Western US
240 Posts Wednesday, February 27, 2008 5:01:35 AM
This is how I wipe: I invite two girls over, then I reach for my favorite cup in the cabinet, then...the rest is history.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Nice, 2 girls 1 cup.

GVP
Female, 18-29, Canada
 891 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 6:06:29 PM
"Oh, I'm usually a grabber. I reach between my legs. And I use the cardboard roll part if there's no toilet paper."

FINALLY, I have been reading all the posts just to see that, because I was going to post it myself. If you've never done so, listen up. If you're stuck in the washroom and there's not A. Toilet paper, B. any type of reading material, or C. a plant on the toilet with rather large thick leaves, you can always turn to the roll that the toilet paper came on. If you notice, it can be unraveled into a rhombus shape. If you have a sink near you, you can wet it to a softer state, much like toilet paper, yet wet. Works well :D


matsuri_aka
Female, 18-29, Canada
 254 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 5:26:37 PM
Pabasa, what is your culture?

mlchris
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 3556 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 5:25:14 PM
am i the only one that noticed the ripping sound (of the magazines) lasted longer than the actual ripping?

xoxcassxox
Female, 18-29, Australia
 446 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 5:20:54 PM
ok thats odd ^ .... and personally I would find standing up very uncomfortable and awkward.... But I guess here in Aussie our toilet water isnt as high as america (those damn toilets look clogged!)

Naoscaire
Male, 18-29, Europe
 585 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 5:17:26 PM
You mean people actually stand up?

Red5TheFinn
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1625 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 5:04:19 PM
and yes i know i use too many quotations

Red5TheFinn
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1625 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 5:03:49 PM
Lol my way is very "unique" almost up there with Pabasa. So i do my "thing" and then i take the paper put it up there "not all the way in" and then squeeze my cheecks together "while standing up" do a little dance, repeat. And then done.

shamille
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 834 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 4:07:50 PM
oh yeah, and i just read Lauraly's it's basically the same. If there's wipes, I use those, too.

shamille
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 834 Posts
Wednesday, February 27, 2008 4:04:58 PM
hmm let's see: folder, stander, front to back, and ummm paper towel?

but I've heard of that before, Pabasa, people using water instead of toilet paper. Oh well. I hope you use anti-bac and r ealy hot water. Be sure to get under them nails, too.

I usually use toilet paper and then put water on the toilet paper and then use dry toilet paper again. There's this stuff called Nexcare personal cleansing spray that you spray on your toilet paper. I looooves it (i think it's just for those people who wear depends though).

Yeah, I clog a lotta toilets.

Oh yeah, and when he's wiping, why does he use the hand in the fro--.

ohhhhhh.


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