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Male Monkeys Pay For Sex Just Like Men

Hits: 12564 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Science | Added by: Xerasia
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RecycleElf
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3632 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2008 3:33:24 PM
Yeah... I agree with the fact that this science is stupid, its called FOREPLAY fcol!

^ they did discuss :P
^^^^you sayd "DEevolved for "US" ... US america? is america THAT bad that their starting to degrade to monkeyis and hockers?

Darwin is right...


R_U_Kidding
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4278 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2008 5:44:54 AM
Wow...no Evolution-vs-Creation debate! I'm so proud of you, IAB-ers....so very proud.
*sniff* Dangit, something in my eye....

B-Hazard
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2981 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 8:29:30 PM
"I'll let you peel a banana if you feel my banana"

fearthekrken
Male, 18-29, Africa
 181 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 5:31:23 PM
This proves that, either man or monkey, we all need some lovin'

Putzpie
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 200 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 3:37:46 PM
OR MAYBE... monkeys DEvolved from US :O *conspiracy*


spongamabob
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2164 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 2:28:32 PM
i guess this proves we DID evolve from monkeys.

tundralost
Female, 18-29, Canada
 91 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 2:01:54 PM
I read that if you're ever attacked by an angry gorilla (because we all know how common gorilla attacks are), that you should try to start grooming it because primates take it as a gesture of friendship. The male monkeys are simply doing the equivalent of giving your partner a massage to get in the mood.

s0urcandie
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 74 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 1:45:56 PM
lol monkeys..

cookii
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1326 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 1:02:55 PM
i kind of believe in evolution: i believe that species would adapt to an environment, maybe changing alot, but the whole concept of humanity starting of a bacteria and stuff is ridiculous to me. also, i read somewhere that there are 1x10^520 (its a big number) differences between humans and apes, and even if there was one change per second, (as opposed to the gradual change in new generations) it would still take around 20 million years

roduku
Male, 50-59, Midwest US
 443 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 11:43:14 AM
so, if I pick the lice out of a woman's hair, she's more likely to have sex with me? hmmm...

deaf_woman
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2719 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 10:11:29 AM
HENCE THE INVENTION OF GAY.

tundralost
Female, 18-29, Canada
 91 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 8:45:47 AM
I see this less as paying for sex, but rather as romancing and seducing their mate. Silly researchers put a "market" spin on this.

Sabre200000
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1054 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 6:48:05 AM
Let's drop the evo/god talk...

Men just found out that all you have to do is brush a girls hair and groom her a little and you're "in".

LOL


Pabasa
Male, 18-29, Asia
 4153 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 2:28:18 AM
^agreed. Too bad there's a lot of separationism going on today.

I myself beleive in Darwin's Evolution theory, but I do not beleive the evolution theory of man coming from monkeys, based on certain logics and other matters, reinforced by my faith.

Damn it, I don't like to talk evolution ><


Berserk505
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 422 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 1:52:00 AM
Well, knowing that God is outside this universe, he/she/it will always be superfluous to our understanding. We can not fathom eternity. Also, I don't think God is a white old man with a beard sitting on a throne judging and punishing people forever. That's just absurd. Remember science without religion is lame, and religion without science is blind " Albert Einstein

Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
 4753 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 1:48:15 AM
Suicism: The concept is basically the core of any theistic evolution.

I can write a computer program that creates a world based on some algorithms. I didn't draw the world, the algorithm did, but the world came about in line with my (stated) intentions.

The programmer does not become superfluous.

Incidentally, evolutionists do not think we evolved from monkeys exactly. If you're interested go look up the different evolutionary chains.


Berserk505
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 422 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 1:48:09 AM
Well propositions will always vary depending on the theory, but by the theory of "God making the world make itself," it means exactly that. If you were to make a planet, why would you just build something so complex without having it know what to do, and I mean the whole universe as well. It's already programmed to make itself grow in abundance and to finally die in the end. Just like a newborn child when it's born, it's not done developing. Just like that saying "robots making robots".

Pabasa
Male, 18-29, Asia
 4153 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 1:44:55 AM
I don't see it as 'payment', since the research only determined that there is a higher chance of sex after grooming. The way I see it, it's probably just another type of foreplay.

And as R_U said, there wasn't anything about witholding sex as punishment.


Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3663 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 1:24:54 AM
Berserk, you believe that God made the world 'Make Itself?'? What exactly do you mean by this, and at what point does the prospect of god NOT become superfluous in the course of this proposition?

(Not fancylad's fault.)


Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3663 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 1:23:09 AM
Prostitution is the oldest of all Human institutions... perhaps predating even ourselves!

Berserk505
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 422 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 1:05:54 AM
odeed you have high expectations, why don't you make a name for yourself and stop admiring people for things you can do. Why don't you make the jokes and call the shots? You could very well be the next akappy.

odeed
Male, 18-29, Australia
 452 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 12:50:31 AM
How long until Akappy makes a comment about going out to give a female monkey a massage?....

Berserk505
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 422 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 12:38:45 AM
It's not surprising at all. I do believe in evolution/adaptation. Although we something divine, I believe God made the world make itself, and therefore we evolved in this world.

R_U_Kidding
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4278 Posts
Monday, January 07, 2008 12:30:27 AM
Oh, way to go, fancylad. If an Evolution-vs-Creation debate springs up here, it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT.

Anyhow, this is verrrry interesting. I couldn't find anything in the article about the female monkeys withholding sex, though, so that seems to be a strictly human thing to do.


fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
 2515 Posts
Sunday, January 06, 2008 9:12:14 PM
That cinches it--we did evolve from monkeys.

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