 Okasen
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 714 Posts
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008 9:27:43 PM
At the age I chose. . .I was still the hero of their world, so they listened like I had a clue. . whereas now I have teens in the house and if you want to HEAR eyes roll bring up sex. . .
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yeah it freaks the poo out of us to think of your parents having sex.the mature section on newgrounds works wonders... *cough* |
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Okasen
Female, 13-17, Southern US
714 Posts
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008 9:24:27 PM
hahahahahaha "how do i hit the g spot?"
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AND YOU BETTER GODDAMN LEARN
damn. I bet i'll have too explain g-spots too. ooh... i wonder if that one perosn knows what BDSM is...I WILL BE TEH MASTER! |
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Okasen
Female, 13-17, Southern US
714 Posts
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008 9:21:51 PM
I really don't want to talk to my parents about sex though. I know everything and i'm not interested in my parents' sex life.However, some people i know need "the talk." A lot of times me and my dirtier friends talk about things a little nswf (or nsfs)... and anyways she's always like what's porn whats cum whats so funny about banana cream pie (nothing really, stupid joke) and then one of my friends said they knew more about sex then me. I asked them what the other C word was. the tried to say c***, but they pronounced it like Counlt. you can't outdo a perv. |
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 swtdreams285
Female, 18-29, Western US
1434 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2008 8:22:34 PM
Nicely done! |
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 joegarfield
Male, 18-29, Europe
9 Posts
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Tuesday, January 08, 2008 6:18:10 AM
that was funny....althouhgh must get my girl to try the mouth condom thing lol... |
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 redawn
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
33 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2008 6:57:51 AM
okay but not cleveland whatever. .. having been born and lived in cleveland for the first 6 yrs of my life. . .the explaination makes perfect sense. . .and I also was not going to google it. . .I knew someone on here would know what it was. . .<g> |
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redawn
Female, 40-49, Eastern US
33 Posts
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Monday, January 07, 2008 6:56:20 AM
no parents should talk to their kids about sex. . .BEFORE puberty. . .after puberty the ear bone is no longer connected to the brain when parents speak. . .YOU should be the first one talking to your kids about sex. . .each of mine on their 8th birthday got "the" talk. . .I am an artist. . .so I drew simple pics. . of their particular body parts and how they work. . .and explained as much as they were able to understand. At the age I chose. . .I was still the hero of their world, so they listened like I had a clue. . whereas now I have teens in the house and if you want to HEAR eyes roll bring up sex. . .<g> the double entondre is everywhere in our society so there is always the chance for additional conversations about sex and putting ones own view out there for the kids. . . be well
peace by peace, Dawn:) |
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 maxog1
Male, 13-17, Southern US
145 Posts
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Sunday, January 06, 2008 9:27:05 PM
rofl anal XD |
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 yoimmylene
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
2086 Posts
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Sunday, January 06, 2008 5:40:28 PM
Most of that was about "pleasure..." so I kinda hope that they do talk to the kids, but not too in-depth. That makes me reeeeally uncomfortable. -.- We got the internet for that kind of stuff.  |
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 shizzamX
Female, 18-29, Southern US
2835 Posts
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Sunday, January 06, 2008 3:04:19 PM
ahahahahahah. |
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 TehCoolVan
Male, 13-17, Southern US
8 Posts
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Sunday, January 06, 2008 2:43:11 PM
My pedo-rader is going off... |
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 TruJuggalo
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
408 Posts
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Sunday, January 06, 2008 2:15:24 PM
lolololololololololololololololololololololololol |
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 thats_nifty
Female, 13-17, Western US
417 Posts
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Sunday, January 06, 2008 12:47:15 PM
Is that like how I had to explain to my [clueless] guy friend what a gynocologist is?He stopped asking so many questions after that. |
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 fleurdelys
Female, 18-29, Canada
221 Posts
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Sunday, January 06, 2008 10:28:11 AM
I think the whole point of it was to blame the fact they don't talk about it in school anymore... which surprises me. We still do here in QC -- although I have yet to meet a teacher who would show the class how to put on a condom with their mouth. |
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 BabiiGirl93
Female, 13-17, Western US
451 Posts
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Sunday, January 06, 2008 7:39:37 AM
Tee-Hee that is so wrong!!!! the little girl and whut she dus with her fingersIts second grade all over again |
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 tourettes
Male, 18-29, Western US
1115 Posts
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Sunday, January 06, 2008 5:23:22 AM
guys, i actually cooked with a dutch oven. aka the real metal oven using coals as heat, not the "funny term" where it talks about trapping farts in blankets. although trapping farts like that is a good idea, i like the smell of my own farts, i want to get as much flavor as i can when i let loose.this video is awesome :D |
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 xViTAMiN22
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1251 Posts
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Sunday, January 06, 2008 1:42:24 AM
Phil: A dutch oven is when you fart under the blanket and trap someone under the blanket so they have to smell your fart. |
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 Declan191919
Male, 13-17, Australia
1529 Posts
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Sunday, January 06, 2008 12:15:04 AM
Been there done that |
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 avidfilipino
Male, 13-17, Western US
299 Posts
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Sunday, January 06, 2008 12:00:48 AM
How funny. . .but that baseball player was HOT!! |
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 VINSON
Male, 18-29, Western US
65 Posts
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Saturday, January 05, 2008 11:24:51 PM
LMAO that was a good one |
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 xtreme_dude
Male, 18-29, Western US
1376 Posts
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Saturday, January 05, 2008 10:53:07 PM
ok...a "cleaveland steamer" is when somone craps on you chest.and on the urban dictionary I found anouther funny one the tony danza, when going at it, right at climax yell "WHOS THE BOSS?" when she says " YOU ARE!" yell "NO, TONY DANZAS THE BOSS!!!" |
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 toonmi2002
Male, 18-29, Western US
147 Posts
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Saturday, January 05, 2008 10:51:54 PM
wow how funny
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 MitchelHunt
Male, 13-17, Western US
186 Posts
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Saturday, January 05, 2008 9:23:23 PM
LOL!! "don't be such a pussy" |
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 Aciliveth
Male, 18-29, Canada
286 Posts
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Saturday, January 05, 2008 9:22:32 PM
"Don't be a pussy." Wow. That was pretty funny. |
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 PsychoSis11
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
235 Posts
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Saturday, January 05, 2008 8:57:03 PM
The most horny kids in the history of PLANET EARTH! |
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