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The 5 Least Surprising Toy Recalls of All Time

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Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1451 Posts
Tuesday, January 01, 2008 5:40:42 PM
I had an EasyBake oven. It was intresting at first use but after I realised I could only make cakes and muffins the size of quarter it lost its charm...

Female, 13-17, Southern US
 197 Posts
Monday, December 31, 2007 4:30:58 PM
I had everything but the cabbage patch doll and the lawn darts, and I was just fine.
I used to live in the United Arab Emirates, and I ate Kinder eggs constantly. The toys inside are contained in an egg. How the fudgemonkeys do you choke on that? You'd have to open it, then eat the stuff inside. Dumb American children.

Male, 13-17, Western US
 89 Posts
Friday, December 28, 2007 7:47:00 PM
am i the only 1 freaked aout the red eyed demon dolls?

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 107 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2007 9:36:11 PM
ok china is the real killer. wats wit them and lead?

Female, 18-29, Europe
 1326 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2007 3:39:02 PM
american kids are stupid. i mean kinder eggs? yeh, they're a danger to you sanity cos they dont fckin OPEN, but they are far too big to choke on (maybe american kids have wide throats from all that food?)

Male, 18-29, Canada
 1739 Posts
Thursday, December 27, 2007 11:59:58 AM
umm... wow, i am embarassed.. the sky dancer toy was a girl's toy?... no wonder i like the color pink.

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 105 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 7:23:16 PM

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2835 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 5:54:35 PM
also, my sister and i had an easy bake oven. it was damned amazing.

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2835 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 5:50:54 PM
i loved sky dancers! i was never hurt by one!

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1467 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 4:27:52 PM
I had every single one of those toys except the lawn darts.
My fudgeing parents were smart enough not to by those peaces of shyt

Male, 30-39, Europe
 499 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 10:12:56 AM
Ha ha ha, I liked the American numpty whining that the rest of the world thinks they are stupid because they are so great that they are always in the public eye! As if us Europeans never take an interest in Europe or the rest of the World for that matter because we just can't keep our eyes off America. That's one of the stupidest things I've ever read. I hate Kinder eggs, but just about everyone in Europe has tried them and they've been around for decades. Not ONE report of someone mistaking the huge plastic inner egg for food. Still, with all the cack the yanks continuously stuff into their faces, easy mistake to make eh fellas?

Female, 18-29, Canada
 254 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 9:27:58 AM
Wow...look at all the lonely people posting on Christmas day...jk
"Dangerous" toys teach common sense.

Female, 18-29, Europe
 194 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 8:49:57 AM
my kid loves kinder eggs, as did i when i was little. i see myself as overprotective (with reason) but he has them lol. ive not known a kid to shove the whole thing into their mouths :/

Male, 50-59, Southern US
 760 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 8:44:40 AM
I will pay 1000 Dinar (Iraqi) right now for some Lawn Darts.

Male, 13-17, Australia
 1529 Posts
Wednesday, December 26, 2007 2:44:38 AM
They really should have known but I had kinder surprisers when I was young. I just realised now they really are dangorous.

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 213 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2007 7:24:31 PM
i dont get the kinder eggs.. I LUV THEM..!!!
and there not recalled ne more ... thre sold at our mall!!!!

i had an ez bake oven... the kids get hurt cuz the parents dont help.. gosh! there are supposed to!!!!!!!!!!!

Female, 18-29, Western US
 350 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2007 7:02:16 PM
Am I the only person that refers to Kinder Eggs as Kinder Surprise? I had no idea that they were banned in the US. The dancers weren't really that bad aside from those times they would hit me in the face or something like that. I had an easy bake oven too, although I managed to break it before I got around to burning myself.

...But I always knew that Cabbage Patch Kids were evil. You can see it in their eyes...

Male, 18-29, Western US
 2207 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2007 7:00:34 PM
"Of course, the reality is that it takes about three minutes for kids to grow bored with the actual game and for someone to dare someone else to stand over the target and try to catch the dart in his teeth."
LOL!!!! yea... the child generations in america are getting dumber and dumber. Even chocolate would be a choking hazard if it didnt melt as fast as it does...

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 676 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2007 6:34:14 PM
AND i had an easy bake oven, yea i burned myself but not badly enough to sue. i mean really any parent who is gonna give there kid an OVEN has to know the child will learn to not touch hot things at an early age. and my friend who has the most over-protective mother in the world got a creepy crawler thing and shes fine. the lawn darts we played with in PE like 2 years ago. and we had a sky dancer thingy in daycare! and NOBODY died

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 32 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2007 6:21:14 PM
that made me nostalgic :(

i had a sky dancer! but i dont think it ever worked :(

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 676 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2007 6:18:43 PM
as far as i know the kinder eggs arent. i had one like two years ago. i used to eat them all the time when i lived in italy. lol my landlord would bring em to me, and i was like 2 or 3! and im still here today. 13 years later

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 657 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2007 5:56:56 PM
I love Kinder eggs!
They come with drating warnings on them, why would you give one to a little kid?

Male, 18-29, Europe
 903 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2007 5:19:05 PM
Now that I think about it, the only way to easily open kinder egg surprises is to use your mouth.

Now THAT'S clever!

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 393 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2007 4:56:46 PM
lol i have 4 sky dancers--btw theyre awsomee and my grandma has lawn darts which she used to let me play with like 4 years ago even though they could go right through your body--oucchhh

Male, 18-29, Western US
 1617 Posts
Tuesday, December 25, 2007 3:52:11 PM
Lawn Darts -

"They issued a recall alert that, not only called for a ban, but also ordered any remaining darts be destroyed on sight like they were bloodthirsty zombies roaming the streets in search of kids to puncture."


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