 sebuk
Male, 30-39, Europe
 7 Posts
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Tuesday, January 01, 2008 7:16:55 PM
For those who haven't seen it here's a text version.."Hi, I'm a total douche. I once chatted up a girl in a bar and think I'm an expert." (Turns to sister) "Why don't you put my number in YOUR phone?" Cringeworthy. Then the classic claim that his name is scottish and that she should put his name in as "cute scottish guy" Oh god, what an absolute jerk. I only registered to post this comment because there's not been anything too hillarious on here lately but this one was a comedy gem. That's totally his sister. |
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 Pepsic91
Female, 13-17, Europe
243 Posts
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Wednesday, December 26, 2007 2:54:01 PM
eww! Never!! |
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 Jaiantopanda
Female, 18-29, Europe
76 Posts
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Tuesday, December 25, 2007 4:32:40 PM
sure he can have my number; 867-5309 |
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 boisenberry
Female, 18-29, Europe
62 Posts
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Sunday, December 23, 2007 3:50:34 PM
he gives scots a bad name. he'd get slashed to pieces if he ever came here. |
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 SHUGGAR_HI5
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
19 Posts
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Sunday, December 23, 2007 7:40:14 AM
she'll remember the interaction
and how much i stutter...
when i meet a girl...
almost like...
im reading off cue-cards...
and im waiting...
for the next one...yea thats the last card |
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 unreedemed
Male, 13-17, Western US
546 Posts
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Saturday, December 22, 2007 11:42:15 PM
lol is this guy for real? his other vid is how to make eye contact with a girl. wow this guy is pathetic |
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 CoFBunny
Female, 18-29, Canada
172 Posts
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Saturday, December 22, 2007 8:56:45 PM
hell no creepy little bugger... |
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 Wildshadow
Female, 13-17, Western US
58 Posts
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Saturday, December 22, 2007 7:32:49 PM
oops. i wasted room. srry. did you see the way the girl looked at him?!?!? :P she looked annoyed. |
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 freddyferret
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
9904 Posts
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Saturday, December 22, 2007 3:36:46 PM
Damn that guy is a total loser. The only way he's getting a girl's number is by paying her to be in a crappy video. |
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 Legion5
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
445 Posts
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Saturday, December 22, 2007 2:48:32 PM
Allow me to reiterate, this guy gets laid more than you :P. He can impose his creepyness on you no matter how you guys reject it. Creepy is YOUR new cool. |
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Legion5
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
445 Posts
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Saturday, December 22, 2007 2:46:11 PM
WOW, here's something weird, I'm actually best friends with a guy who knows this guy. The girl in the video, this guy is actually drating. The man is a tool though and he understands it, this is the best way for HIM to get a number not to get a number in general. Alex here is wayy too uptight to be a normal person, any time he says something creepy, just replace that with something from your own personality. His creepyness works for him, he gets laid, it does not work for you. |
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 emmaisms
Female, 13-17, Southern US
20 Posts
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Saturday, December 22, 2007 1:08:43 PM
No.No.No....
No.
Yuck. |
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BrokenMind
Female, 18-29, Western US
1 Posts
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Saturday, December 22, 2007 10:47:35 AM
No. No # for you... |
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 aToMiC_dOg18
Female, 13-17, Southern US
209 Posts
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Saturday, December 22, 2007 8:50:07 AM
HELL NO. Him and his soul patch can go back to being annoying... alone. |
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whyaskwhy
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
277 Posts
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Saturday, December 22, 2007 7:41:47 AM
he was really stuttery and disconnected. it made me uncomfertable, i would never give him my number. |
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 DrainMyFish
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
6 Posts
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Saturday, December 22, 2007 7:12:33 AM
yeah, i hate giving guys my number, like Razamire said, i hate being called randomly.
and if I DID like giving my number out, no, i would not give it to that guy. "Cute Scottish Guy"? wtf, that's lame. |
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 jkahoon
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
179 Posts
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Saturday, December 22, 2007 3:29:09 AM
This is probably the worst thing I have seen on IAB. Everything about that guy annoyed the hell out of me. You know what else is annoying? When I suggest WAY better links and this crap gets posted.  |
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 diegotx
Male, 18-29, S. America
439 Posts
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Friday, December 21, 2007 11:38:11 PM
Is it bad that I wanted to punch him in the larynx?
No, it isn't. |
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Swingin
Female, 18-29, Western US
44 Posts
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Friday, December 21, 2007 11:34:01 PM
Dangit, that girl got his number, I wanted it!!! (Sar-casm.)No, neither his technique nor his soul patch will persuade me to give him my number. |
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 the_windy
Female, 18-29, Canada
1569 Posts
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Friday, December 21, 2007 10:34:04 PM
My phone doesn't have call display, so this wouldn't work on me. :P
I've memorized the Rejected Hotline number, so if a creepy guy in a bar every asks for mine I give him that. XD What I did before was put the number into my phonebook and when I was asked I said that it was a new phone and I didn't memorize my number yet, and that I had to check. :D |
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 calmelbourne
Male, 13-17, Australia
163 Posts
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Friday, December 21, 2007 9:58:24 PM
lol what a loser |
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 lovemeowmix
Female, 18-29, Southern US
103 Posts
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Friday, December 21, 2007 8:51:14 PM
Um, let us just say that if I found out a guy was using some ghetto book to ask me out...I wiould be pissed. It's called be yourself... |
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 Vogt
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
285 Posts
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Friday, December 21, 2007 8:39:47 PM
What. A. Douchebag.Douchebag! |
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IMGAY4REALZ
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
80 Posts
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Friday, December 21, 2007 7:26:50 PM
REPEAT AFTER ME...A NUMBER IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT THE CONNECTION BEHIND IT |
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 Aqausixio
Female, 18-29, Australia
1433 Posts
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Friday, December 21, 2007 6:49:03 PM
all these video's and shows like 'the pick up artist' are f*cking sad. |
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