 Aloriwin
Female, 18-29, Western US
 85 Posts
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010 12:08:11 AM
Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. That much awesome on one screen should have caused a blackout.
After watching this video:
My Friend: "Why is the floor sticky?"
Me: "I just came."
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 thunderwolf3
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
182 Posts
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Friday, November 16, 2007 11:06:03 PM
Haha. Chuck sucks. |
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 CoffeeTalk
Male, 40-49, Midwest US
192 Posts
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Friday, November 16, 2007 2:00:44 AM
If someone grabbed a handful of my chest hairs they would mysteriously die just a few years later! I'd even replace blanks with real bullets and outlive their son! (joke) R.I.P - Bruce & Brandon |
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 manorrd
Male, 30-39, Europe
2998 Posts
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Thursday, November 15, 2007 10:00:31 PM
lolk @SilentxEm...can't they share? |
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 Lazorfish
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
977 Posts
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Thursday, November 15, 2007 9:26:34 PM
Chuck threw the fight. He was repaying a blood debt to Bruce. They are actually half brothers.
This must be true, as Chuck Norris cannot be defeated. |
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 llamaseacow
Male, 13-17, Australia
574 Posts
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Thursday, November 15, 2007 4:50:12 PM
that was some serious pwning going on... |
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 Phantom7
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
945 Posts
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Thursday, November 15, 2007 8:57:00 AM
I always knew that Chuck norris would lose to lee, YEAH! |
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 Novem006
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
703 Posts
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Thursday, November 15, 2007 1:07:40 AM
chuck just got gang raped by bruce lee. he's so fast, he did the work of ten men. cuz if it wasnt bruce lee, thats how many it would take to take down norris. BTW Norris was and STILL is a bad actor. |
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 silly_a1804
Female, 18-29, Western US
427 Posts
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Thursday, November 15, 2007 12:24:42 AM
ewwwww.. i just noticed chuck has a hairy ass back!! **shudders** |
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 PacoP42
Male, 13-17, Western US
1081 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 11:00:10 PM
chuck norris is immortal, it's impossible to kill him!!! meaning shortly after the clip ended, chuck norris stood up and round-housed kicked Bruce Lee |
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Critic123
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
271 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 9:34:50 PM
NO ONE CAN BEAT CHUCK NORRIS MOTHERF*CKER! |
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 jhonmayer1
Male, 18-29, Western US
1550 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 9:26:52 PM
=O
NO!
=[
kitty =] |
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 sulu
Male, 18-29, Western US
988 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 9:24:43 PM
Chuck Norris without Bruce Lee Professional Cowboy impersonator.Bruce Lee without Chuck Norris Kick Ass Kung Fu guy. You see without Bruce Lee there would be no Chuck Norris Or form a Star Wars point of view: Chuck Norris= Darth Vader
Bruce Lee= Obi Wan
cause of death? death right before light saber (roundhouse kick) attack. |
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 neeley2009
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
142 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 8:18:38 PM
By the way, from Wikipedia: "At a martial arts demonstration in Long Beach, Norris met the soon-to-be famous martial artist Bruce Lee whom he respects and considers as superior. In 1972, he acted as Bruce Lee's nemesis in the movie Way of the Dragon (titled Return of the Dragon in its US distribution), which is widely credited with launching his way into stardom."So if it weren't for Bruce Lee, who knows where Chuck Norris would be? Bruce Lee > Chuck Norris |
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 TheGrag
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
1548 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 7:58:52 PM
Chuck Norris never killed him... it was from water in the brain (i forget the term for it.. it started with hydro)... |
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TheGrag
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
1548 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 7:55:56 PM
I laugh at all of those who say CN cant lose... this is an old movie... back when Bruce Lee was the most Kick-As* thing around... if he hadnt died he would still be better than chuck |
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TheGrag
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
1548 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 7:52:43 PM
ive seen this before on the movie itself, i thought it was funny... |
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 thats_nifty
Female, 13-17, Western US
417 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 7:33:35 PM
NOOOOO! He beat Chuck Norris! Did you see that!?Oh, I get it Chuch Norris is so intense that he used mind powers to control Bruce Lee so Bruce Lee could think he was awesome Like Chuck Norris. Then later Chuck Norris beat him. I understand fully now. |
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 sup_dawg444
Male, 18-29, Western US
210 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 7:27:42 PM
you see the only problem here is...the only person ever to beat Chuck Norris is dead. He died one day due to mysterious round-house kick related injuries. |
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 stumped4ever
Male, 13-17, Canada
590 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 7:23:35 PM
awww... a kitty! lol, chuck norris could have easily won that, and chukc is the reason why bruce lee isnt here anymore |
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sulu
Male, 18-29, Western US
988 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 7:19:37 PM
Chuck Norris loses his powers without his beard like Superman getting Pwn by Batman with Kryptonite |
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 SilentxEm
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
3285 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 5:50:41 PM
I have a few questions/comments:
a) Were they fighting over the kitten? Can't they share?
b) Did Lee rip off some Norris chest hair?
c) This would have been more entertaining with dialogue. I mean, if it had a whole buncha special effects, it might be able to get away with out, but... still.
d) Norris looks SO much better with facial hair.and finally... in the theology room at my school (I go to a Catholic school), there's a picture of Jesus that looks exactly like Chuck Norris. I think that's saying something. |
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 DBtG
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
334 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 5:34:18 PM
THE most epic battle ever fought. Nuff said. |
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 SpoonFork
Male, 30-39, Western US
1280 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 4:27:56 PM
Chuck Norris is a douche. |
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 Naz14
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
809 Posts
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Wednesday, November 14, 2007 2:53:00 PM
woo!! chuck norris finally got beaten!!!and yey! kidney shots!!! |
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