Putzpie Male, 13-17, Eastern US
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Saturday, October 27, 2007 9:19:08 PM Patented? IT'S JUST A PIECE OF dratING METAL! well a specially shaped, but seriously, just make one at home. |
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Jerm_Leather Male, 18-29, Western US
   807 Posts
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Tuesday, October 23, 2007 1:53:45 AM Holy crap! Finally a way to exercise obsessive paranoia from the comfort of your own bed. What will the rednecks come up with next? |
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Foob Male, 40-49, Europe
   383 Posts
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Saturday, October 20, 2007 6:28:27 PM In any other part of the world, this would have been parody - done for the absurd fun of it. But... I lack words.
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test-user564 Male, 18-29, Southern US
   879 Posts
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Friday, October 19, 2007 9:17:09 PM 39.95! RLY? just to hide a gun |
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headseed Male, 70 & Over, Asia
   375 Posts
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Friday, October 19, 2007 7:20:05 PM $39.95???? |
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pandapo0h Female, 18-29, Western US
   251 Posts
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Friday, October 19, 2007 3:41:36 PM oh man.. i thought that was a parody... but that poo is REAL. what if you have kids and.. oh god just imagine.. |
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womersley Female, 30-39, Western US
   831 Posts
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Friday, October 19, 2007 11:32:17 AM I wonder if that's even real. |
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brackish Female, 18-29, Eastern US
7 Posts
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Friday, October 19, 2007 9:06:43 AM This is definitely handy during the zombie invasion. |
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phco3 Female, 18-29, Eastern US
   221 Posts
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Friday, October 19, 2007 5:57:57 AM That commercial has to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while. I also thought of Wayne's world. A bed mounted gun rack... Good God! |
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llamaseacow Male, 13-17, Australia
   574 Posts
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Friday, October 19, 2007 1:38:30 AM Not intended for the use of homes with children...XD hahaha that's about half of gun owners gone... |
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silly_a1804 Female, 18-29, Western US
   427 Posts
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Friday, October 19, 2007 1:30:19 AM wow trailer parks best. |
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bcmummy Female, 13-17, Southern US
18 Posts
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Thursday, October 18, 2007 10:53:18 PM For some reason, that just looks like a problem waiting to happen. |
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matsuri_aka Female, 18-29, Canada
   254 Posts
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Thursday, October 18, 2007 10:19:13 PM hahahaha!!! "honey, my headache just hurts too much tonight" "it could hurt worse...."(reaches for bedside gun) |
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derangedingo Male, 13-17, Western US
   808 Posts
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Thursday, October 18, 2007 9:32:44 PM Pretty stupid. They said "patented" what, three times?Ah well. This most likely aired like 5 times at 3 in the morning on some channel no one ever watches |
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Neagle Male, 30-39, Western US
   1405 Posts
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Thursday, October 18, 2007 9:15:58 PM I hate zombies!That said, if you ever been in the face of a home invading maggot the least thing on your mind is calling the police to save your family and your own a_ss. As for this product, there is a safer solution, GunSafe.

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maryinblue Female, 18-29, Western US
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Thursday, October 18, 2007 9:09:56 PM Get yourselves a copy of the Zombie Survival Guide before it's too late. Guns are nice to have just in case, but what you really need is a nice set of blades. No bullets, no need to reload, no noise. Remember, "use your head: cut off theirs". Good luck, my friends, and godspeed. |
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gerbiesrock Male, 13-17, Southern US
 38 Posts
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Thursday, October 18, 2007 8:39:57 PM they show this commercial around here....lol |
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omgitssam Male, 13-17, Eastern US
   384 Posts
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Thursday, October 18, 2007 7:56:39 PM ...because all old women like these own shotguns |
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mikeyisred Female, 13-17, Eastern US
   161 Posts
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Thursday, October 18, 2007 7:19:33 PM if you own one of these, you might be a redneck.but it does help with the aforementioned future zobie takeover. |
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xtreme_dude Male, 18-29, Western US
   1376 Posts
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Thursday, October 18, 2007 7:12:38 PM Isn't that illegal?
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Hucky0 Male, 13-17, Midwest US
   130 Posts
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Thursday, October 18, 2007 7:04:43 PM 40 bucks for that? I would much rather make my own. |
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AFTERSHOCK Male, 18-29, Western US
   2480 Posts
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Thursday, October 18, 2007 7:01:32 PM ALL YOU NEED IS A COUPLE, JUST TWO, LONG METAL RODS AND JUST BEND THE ENDS TO A HOOK-LIKE END. ABOUT A FOOT LONGER THAN THE BED WIDTH-WISE. CAN HAVE TWO SHOTGUNS ON EACH SIDE. ONE FOR MR. AND THE OTHER FOR MRS. SMITH. EVILDOERS STAND NO CHANCE!!! |
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mr_stache Male, 13-17, Southern US
   133 Posts
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Thursday, October 18, 2007 6:33:26 PM *pffft* Best spent money in your life... More like: biggest waste of money since internet on your refrigerator. If you really need it that badly, you could just build one yourself. Just bend three pieces of metal together. |
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patthebaker Male, 18-29, Western US
   1850 Posts
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Thursday, October 18, 2007 6:25:59 PM by intruders they mean zombies so the rednecks and me will be the only ones who survive pity i hope more would buy this genius invention but they also need to make pne for a machete for the zombie fighter on the move |
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thecranberry Male, 18-29, Eastern US
   728 Posts
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Thursday, October 18, 2007 5:40:30 PM good point stiletto, next time i'm raped i'll think about that...you know, because people f*cking charge my house full bore straight to my room ALL THE DAMN TIME. its pretty annoying. and as for your evidence, japan has extrememly strict gun controll laws and the one of the lowest violent crime rates in the world. you can walk around at night in any japanese city and not worry, but not in the U.S. |
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