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The Ostrich People

Hits: 25779 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: Snoogans
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robock
Male, 18-29, Canada
 320 Posts
Tuesday, October 30, 2007 12:31:54 AM
but two generation or so after Noah, God seperated the human race into languages. So after that, human in-breed amongst same-language/same-country people. Which results in some deseases being more pronounced in some culture. That is how the story would go on for someone who beleive in christian religion. (budhist have different theories on the origin of species). And from there we can also say why red-skin lived in america, black-skin in africa, white-skin in europe and yellow-skin in asia. But anyway, according to evolution, humans inbreed within their own continent and the result is the same. And now with multiculturalism, more species of human exists (like the brown-skin people (named 'metis' in french)).

Cricket11
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 184 Posts
Friday, October 12, 2007 9:45:32 PM
I expected to see people who buried their head in the sand. I was waaaaaay off.

Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
 4753 Posts
Wednesday, October 10, 2007 7:49:17 AM
Sigh... Disney channel theology.

"God found one good man, Noah... to bring with him his wife". Disney channel stops there. "...and his sons Shem, Ham, and Japheth, and their wives".

If you're going to summarize all of (the many) Christian beliefs for an audience, don't screw it up at stage 1.

P.S.
Whether you're Jerry Falwell or Darwin, you still commonly believe in *some* form of incest being our origins. At least with the biblical version the incest starts with 2 organisms and not 1. ;)


becky_boo99
Female, 18-29, Australia
 56 Posts
Wednesday, October 10, 2007 6:13:25 AM
haha WdanC I was like that, except I thought they'd just dance like an ostrich really well....

robock
Male, 18-29, Canada
 320 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 11:12:23 PM
but two generation or so after Noah, God seperated the human race into languages. So after that, human in-breed amongst same-language/same-country people. Which results in some deseases being more pronounced in some culture. That is how the story would go on for someone who beleive in christian religion. (budhist have different theories on the origin of species). And from there we can also say why red-skin lived in america, black-skin in africa, white-skin in europe and yellow-skin in asia. But anyway, according to evolution, humans inbreed within their own continent and the result is the same. And now with multiculturalism, more species of human exists (like the brown-skin people (named 'metis' in french)).

Kyur
Male, 18-29, Western US
 900 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 10:37:05 PM
Well if you believe in "religion" then we all support incest since we all came from Adam and Eve. Hell more recent we all came from Noah and his wife. I mean come on, if the world was flooded then those two were the only ones to survive.

Mayhem66
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 454 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 10:03:11 PM
I'm slightly turned on

EvilSock737
Female, 13-17, Western US
 444 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 9:44:52 PM
So, marrying within the family only affected their feet? I'm surprised that's all it did every time...

Thedoomthing
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 104 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 9:26:54 PM
ew *vomits*

shiggin
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1467 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 9:17:23 PM
Dude...i like my 5 toes, i dont wants 2

Corfi
Female, 18-29, Canada
 52 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 9:06:03 PM
It's not incest, it's a recessive trait. If everyone in a breeding population carries that trait, it will be perpetuated. It's like hemophilia with the royalty in Europe.

Incest doesn't normally cause this sort of thing. Incest is only a problem if there's a recessive illness in the family, because then it has a far greater chance of coming out in the offspring.


justKatrina
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 1201 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 8:44:57 PM
*ended

justKatrina
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 1201 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 8:44:48 PM
I like how it end with the incest thing.

shizzamX
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2835 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 8:41:20 PM
incest :D

demetar
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 210 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 7:26:11 PM
Evolution=Incest
If you think about it, it sadly adds up.

Monkey brother had sex with his monkey sister. That's probably how we got here...


summerfly
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 149 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 7:20:28 PM
Lol at least it'd be easier to walk on sand. With their feet spread out like that it would diffuse the weight more evenly(I think..?) And idk if I believe it, since it IS on the sci-fi channel

GothicQueen
Male, 13-17, Africa
 4412 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 4:49:24 PM
incest is hawt

icantthink41
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 349 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 4:45:00 PM
they live in the desert or is it dessert? this prolly comes in handy gosh kinky sister secks

WHOISIT12345
Male, 18-29, Western US
 4873 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 4:27:20 PM
Sci-fi channel...

KeVsTeR2475
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1853 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 3:56:14 PM
whoa.

vortigas
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 68 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 3:37:51 PM
I've seen this so many times on the internet and on Ripley's, and it still freaks me out every time.

NumbuhZero
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 862 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 3:22:20 PM
But can they run fast?
Somehow, I don't think so.

mluther
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1024 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 3:12:25 PM
woot! go incest!

rook187
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 211 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 1:30:21 PM
<Pauly Shore> In-bree-ders! </PS>

paigan
Female, 18-29, Europe
 66 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 12:50:47 PM
yeah i thought it was gonna be people with long legs and short arms...

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