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The Beer Diet

Hits: 30375 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: Snoogans
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desie
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 672 Posts
Friday, October 12, 2007 9:43:39 PM
Ummmk.

kittenpants
Female, 30-39, Western US
 127 Posts
Wednesday, October 10, 2007 9:55:42 PM
or my favorite, box-o-wine.

HailSeitan
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 41 Posts
Wednesday, October 10, 2007 9:48:45 PM
seriously, beer doesnt make you vomit.

10-bucks-a-gallon rum does.


AKappy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2607 Posts
Wednesday, October 10, 2007 4:39:05 PM
^ That would just have to be because she hates the taste haha.

GothicQueen
Male, 13-17, Africa
 4412 Posts
Wednesday, October 10, 2007 11:53:58 AM
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 9:23:11 PM
who the hell pukes after 12 beers?


my firend puked up her chicken after 5 sips of beer. even I have to admit thats pretty sad lol


R_U_Kidding
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4278 Posts
Wednesday, October 10, 2007 5:10:51 AM
Yup, Beer Is Good! And Stuff!!

EvilSock737
Female, 13-17, Western US
 444 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 9:41:17 PM
This is a diet I can agree with...

Mmmm... BEER.


HailSeitan
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 41 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 9:23:11 PM
who the hell pukes after 12 beers?

shiggin
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1467 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 9:09:54 PM
LOL did u relise the first 13 posts for this were all males :P

shizzamX
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2835 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 8:30:05 PM
lawl

VoicedFever
Male, 13-17, Western US
 51 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 8:01:10 PM
lol i can't believe im the first to say i would have stopped at 600 calories *wink*

SilentxEm
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 3285 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 7:48:06 PM
"Also, the the motivation for drinking is not usually to enjoy a delicious refreshment, so man up and get over the "vile taste.""
Yeah, for me, it's usually to give an excuse as to why I'm not wearing clothes, and I'm all touchy-feely.

Anyway, she was pretty thin, but I've seen thinner... naturally thinner, I mean. I don't think I'd enjoy this diet, though. Being drunk/stoned for a week straight taught me a few things; gay people are funnier than straight people, WarioWare is a f*cking awesome game, and memory loss isn't fun when you're in a big city that you don't know.


Nina221
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 72 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 7:41:54 PM
oh wow

Dorito123
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 44 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 7:32:49 PM
I like beer for the taste, espicially wachussett blueberry :)

po__
Female, 13-17, Canada
 147 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 7:07:51 PM
"and yes i know what that tastes like too"
o.o

someone?
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1417 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 6:22:31 PM
this reminds me of that commercial for that diet pill that i still dunno if its a joke or not

"we don't really know how it works...but take __ before you eat, and you just won't feel like eating. so you don't. it's that simple"


AKappy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2607 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 6:02:19 PM
well thats your opinion. i dont like gils who are so thin u can see their hip bones. and getting drunk is so pathetic anyways. excuse me for actually wanting to live and not get diseased organs

You're not going to die of cirrhosis or anything unless you're a pretty damn hardcore alcoholic. I agree that getting drunk just because you think it makes you look "cool" is pretty pathetic, but if you do it responsibly in company that you really enjoy, it is a good time.


CarbonatedBS
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 220 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 5:21:00 PM
And for all you that don't know (which I think is a lot...), that "pierce and gulp" at the end is called a shotgun. You poke a hole, put your mouth over it, pop the tab, and drink it as fast as you can. Beer bongs are definitely better.

Check out my beer bong monologue (I was drunk)


NOFX14
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1143 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 4:50:22 PM
and yes i know what that tastes like too

NOFX14
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1143 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 4:50:10 PM
beer tastes like cat piss

GothicQueen
Male, 13-17, Africa
 4412 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 4:25:04 PM
That woman was not "sickeningly thin" in my opinion. Also, the the motivation for drinking is not usually to enjoy a delicious refreshment, so man up and get over the "vile taste."

well thats your opinion. i dont like gils who are so thin u can see their hip bones. and getting drunk is so pathetic anyways. excuse me for actually wanting to live and not get diseased organs


sunnysongbrd
Female, 18-29, Western US
 532 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 4:06:05 PM
Face down on the floor and *giggling*, larajunky! I enjoyed that part too...

mluther
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1024 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 2:52:33 PM
beautiful.

larajunky
Female, 40-49, Western US
 2243 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 1:39:41 PM
Ha hahahahahahahahahahaha! I was rollin' when she was face down on the floor!

AKappy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2607 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 1:13:20 PM
That woman was not "sickeningly thin" in my opinion. Also, the the motivation for drinking is not usually to enjoy a delicious refreshment, so man up and get over the "vile taste."

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