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5-Blade Razors

Hits: 26972 | Rating: (2.8) | Category: Funny | Added by: larajunky
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shizzamX
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2835 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 9:04:20 PM
lmfao.

CptObvious
Male, 13-17, Canada
 286 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 8:34:03 PM
one day there's going to be about 25 blades and like 10 strips

robock
Male, 18-29, Canada
 320 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 7:00:52 PM
i prefer electric razor.

wtfstoner55
Male, 13-17, Australia
 189 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 2:55:25 AM
This reminded me of a joke from "The Late Show" (from the Australian ABC in 1992-1993, not the David Letterman one) where they had on with 16 blades and explained the job of each one. "no.6 acts as a postman, distracting the hair so that nos. 7-9 can coax the hair into coming out of hiding. nos. 10-15 handle the paper work, and no.16... well, it's just along for the ride. The Gillette 3000, also the Lady Gillette 3000, which is exactly the same but with a much girlier voiceover"

LordJonathan
Male, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1351 Posts
Tuesday, October 09, 2007 12:31:44 AM
WTF? At the beginning of that MadTV sketch Nicole Sullivan was saying the lines too by accident then realized it at 24 seconds.

glenbrooke
Male, 18-29, Western US
 41 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 11:57:43 PM
ahaha this is great

Neagle
Male, 30-39, Western US
 1405 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 9:47:06 PM
Titanium Schick razor rocked! It's not the number of blades but, the metal compound and manufacturing technique that matters. I guess it was not disposable enough.

Sega
Female, 18-29, Canada
 35 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 9:37:38 PM
I second men waxing.

Thedoomthing
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 104 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 9:07:50 PM
... this is dumb

roxidied
Female, 13-17, Europe
 322 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 8:42:46 PM
lol men should just wax too...problem solved =P.

Snoogans
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 721 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 8:18:34 PM
lol, that was funny. but seriously, how many friggin' blades are they going to put on the razors. I was perfectly cool with the mach 3 razor.
The one that drives me mad are the ones that take a battery and vibrate. If you want an electric razor then buy one, these new Fusion Mach 3 Excel MP3 razors are getting to be gimmicky.
And why the hell does it cost almost $20 bucks for (4) replacement razors? Brutal. End rant.

OMGPWNT
Male, 13-17, Western US
 94 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 7:34:56 PM
u all know this is from the onion right...?

Bujold
Male, 13-17, Canada
 52 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 6:30:40 PM
"I don't know if any of you remember, but Gilette did a commercial when Shick released their four-blade razor, the Quattro. The commercial featured a 20-bladed razor. The thing was fricking huge, and the guy just looked at it like "WTF?" Then it said that more razors doesn't mean a better shave. It then plugged Mach 3 razors."

That was Phillips, and the razor had "15 extra large blades". Search "Quintippio" on YouTube ;)


basically
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 80 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 5:44:33 PM
that sounded unreal.

like i don't believe it.


WhatInThe42o
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 385 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 4:28:03 PM
I, too, use the Fusion. Blades all over that thing, even a single blade on its own, for getting the sniggly bits under your nose and around your lips. I love it. They could slap another six or seven blades on there, and I'd love it even more. Enough blades where all I need to so is place it against my face, and shift it down 1/4 inch, and I'm done. *Now* we're talking shaving luxury!

charmingman
Male, 18-29, Europe
 422 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 2:46:56 PM
This is f*cking funny, but is OLDER THAN TIME. I first read it about 3 years ago! Worth a post though.

Sabre200000
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1054 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 2:33:59 PM
The fusion rocks..lol Great being able to shave real quick without nicking yourself or worrying. 5 face blades though...lol...you have to love The Onion.

TheGrag
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1548 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 2:33:24 PM
Heh, i think i was too bored to appreciate the page fully... it was interesting but i got bored

shrtro
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 65 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 2:17:20 PM
effin hilarious

violingirl77
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 7145 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 1:20:44 PM
Here's your pre-blood stained razor.


barththe8th
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 198 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 12:43:34 PM
haha funny article, i have the gilette fusion and that thing has 5 blades, pretty cool actually

LazyMe484
Male, 18-29, Canada
 10503 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 12:21:21 PM
lol that was good reading. I wouldn't buy a 5 blade razor tho... too many blades.

kingdante87
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 143 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 11:18:35 AM
It took me 'till I got to the bottom to realize I was reading the onion and that it was a spoof. I could totally see some top executive somewhere giving that speech though.

Maelstrom_x
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1886 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 10:52:49 AM
I don't know if any of you remember, but Gilette did a commercial when Shick released their four-blade razor, the Quattro. The commercial featured a 20-bladed razor. The thing was fricking huge, and the guy just looked at it like "WTF?" Then it said that more razors doesn't mean a better shave. It then plugged Mach 3 razors.

Now there's the Gilette Fusion, with (count them) FIVE BLADES!!!! AND AN EXTRA BLADE ON THE BACK!!! AND IT VIBRATES!!!

Kinda sad really. I use Shick's 3-razor one. It does an acceptable job at a good price. Gilette is overpriced no matter which blades you buy.


lmaonaise
Male, 13-17, Europe
 783 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 10:48:41 AM
hmmm yes. truly inspirational

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