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Alex Chu's Immortality Device

Hits: 2259 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Weird | Added by: buddy
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muggyloc
Female, 40-49, Western US
 731 Posts
Wednesday, March 23, 2005 12:54:55 AM
Easter is in less than a week and i was thinking how sad God must have been to lose his only son so painfully. If there were such a device wouldnt more people be using it??

rik_khaos
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 28013 Posts
Wednesday, November 12, 2003 12:35:11 PM
Beatrice, your doing what many people like call "interpreting" the bible. You don't know exactly what entity the "kings of the earth" are. For all we know we will all go back to a system of kings , queens and the like by the time the messiah comes around.

beatrice17
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 87 Posts
Wednesday, November 12, 2003 10:31:46 AM
Scratch that last part. He's the Anti-Christ. Yeah, that's it.

beatrice17
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 87 Posts
Wednesday, November 12, 2003 10:17:02 AM
But the Book of Revelations says that the Whore of Babylon "is the great city which has dominion over the kings of the earth" (17:18) just like the "corporation" that Chiu describes.

Alex Chiu is the Whore of Babylon!


rufio
Female, 18-29, Western US
 28892 Posts
Wednesday, November 12, 2003 12:42:53 AM
OMG, click on "see all testemonials".

"I was featured on Weekly World News!

Read the amazing testimonials at Weekly World News!"


rik_khaos
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 28013 Posts
Tuesday, November 11, 2003 11:33:45 AM
Well, the messiah would want every one to be his/her religion. Religion is another from of control, a govenrment if you will. Don't be so quick to say what any one person would do.

beatrice17
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 87 Posts
Tuesday, November 11, 2003 10:33:39 AM
I love how his plan to create a One World Government ends with him urging you to promote it because you might be the Messiah. The Messiah wouldn't make a One World Government. The Anti-Christ might, though.

frickinlaser
Male, 13-17, Western US
 26 Posts
Tuesday, November 11, 2003 9:39:28 AM
Of course, there's always the fat lazy sucker that is too lazy to do so.

There's a sucker born every minute, huh?


rik_khaos
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 28013 Posts
Sunday, November 09, 2003 8:53:47 AM
Laser, your being an ass. I'm not saying I believe the thing, but he shows you how you can make it at home. You know, so you don't have to buy his. If he were in it only for the money do you think he would do that?

frickinlaser
Male, 13-17, Western US
 26 Posts
Saturday, November 08, 2003 6:56:54 PM
Hope buddy's being sarcastic...how can you help people out by ripping them off?

buddy
Male, 30-39, Western US
 18663 Posts
Saturday, November 08, 2003 4:52:34 PM
He's not in it for the money, raddicks. He's just trying to help people out. This way, he won't be the only one living forever.

raddicks
Male, 13-17, Europe
 5695 Posts
Saturday, November 08, 2003 3:57:43 PM
why would he show you how to make your own?

frickinlaser
Male, 13-17, Western US
 26 Posts
Saturday, November 08, 2003 1:37:37 PM
LOL yup </sarcasm>

drurygal
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 4857 Posts
Saturday, November 08, 2003 12:38:57 PM
"I was featured on Weekly World News!

Read the amazing testimonials at Weekly World News!"

It MUST be true if it was in WWN!!


frickinlaser
Male, 13-17, Western US
 26 Posts
Saturday, November 08, 2003 11:27:38 AM
Oh, ya, another thing to add to that PS. So is "Safe and Effective","Miracle", "Medical Miracle/Marvel", "Breakthrough". Just FYI.

frickinlaser
Male, 13-17, Western US
 26 Posts
Saturday, November 08, 2003 11:25:36 AM
Oh by the way, cells are not made with magnets. Actually, if you read a high school biology book and read that page, you'll probably laugh so hard you'll fall over and die. Unless you have his "immortality ring". Hahaha.

frickinlaser
Male, 13-17, Western US
 26 Posts
Saturday, November 08, 2003 11:24:25 AM
Erm, how do you have a testimonial for an immortality device? I mean think about it. The only way you can say a product is good is if it does something you can observe. What this guy is saying is that you'll never die. How can you have a testimonial when you are dead? "Hi, my name's Bob. I've tried to commit suicide 30 times, and I've never died"? I want to see those testimonials. I can't really explain what I mean, but think about how a person would give a testimonial with this kind of device. It would be utterly impossible.

PS: This cures cancer, kills all of your diseasus, cures AIDS, does your homework, gets you a raise, raises your dog from the dead, helps you get to sleep... this is the TRADEMARK of alternative (AKA "ripoff") medicine


rik_khaos
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 28013 Posts
Saturday, November 08, 2003 10:18:01 AM
I've seen that before.

ioaushfdaoiu
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1 Posts
Saturday, November 08, 2003 9:34:33 AM
I don't know, those testimonials sound pretty convincing to me.

frickinlaser
Male, 13-17, Western US
 26 Posts
Saturday, November 08, 2003 9:09:21 AM
Scammer. This idiot wants you to buy his product so he can scam you out of money. "Alternative medicine" is nothing but an elaborate hoax, playing on people's fears. This guy just wants to rip you off.

buddy
Male, 30-39, Western US
 18663 Posts
Friday, November 07, 2003 1:05:27 PM
Link: Alex Chu's Immortality Device [Rate Link] - Alex Chiu knows what causes you to age and hereby discovered a great solution to stop you from aging.

Hrm...



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