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Tyra Banks Teaches Women How to Pee

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Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 416 Posts
Sunday, January 27, 2008 11:05:48 PM
oh. god. what has the world come to?

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 178 Posts
Saturday, September 29, 2007 9:06:02 PM
"Squat, pull forward, pee. Got that? Squat, pull forward, pee. Thanks everybody!!! *Cheers*"
Woo hoo? And toilet paper anybody?

Female, 13-17, Southern US
 225 Posts
Thursday, September 27, 2007 10:00:52 PM
i squat all the time even at home and by the way i dont pee on the toilet seat and if you see some of the toilets i have seen in public restrooms you would squat all the time too.
blood, urine, poo poo, throw up now lets see you sit your ass down on that

Female, 18-29, Canada
 100 Posts
Monday, September 24, 2007 9:04:23 AM
it's all those d@mn squatters that mess everything up for the rest of us...
you p|ss and B|itch about germs, yet, leave pee ALL OVER the seat/floor.
I make it a habit of expressing my distate LOUDLY if I catch the last person in the stall i enter with p|ss all over the seat.
maybe some public humiliation will teach you to clean up your mess.

Female, 30-39, Western US
 121 Posts
Monday, September 24, 2007 3:05:35 AM
This is a good technique, but don't be a wuss, use it for camping or emergency side of the highway stops. It's very useful for that.

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1976 Posts
Monday, September 24, 2007 1:52:37 AM
I just remembered something - for any people here complaining about dirty bathrooms, go to Switzerland - it has *the* cleanest bathrooms - public bathrooms also. Some cleaned every hour on the hour. :)

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 432 Posts
Sunday, September 23, 2007 9:13:26 PM
Hmm... Now that's a proposition...

Female, 13-17, Western US
 2198 Posts
Sunday, September 23, 2007 4:53:05 PM
^^You have a favorite Tyra moment?

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 418 Posts
Sunday, September 23, 2007 4:46:31 PM
My favorite Tyra moment was on Top Model when she freaked out and her skin split open to reveal that she's actually a giant iguana. Priceless!

P.S. Watch Family Guy.

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 672 Posts
Sunday, September 23, 2007 3:55:20 PM
Squat, pull forward, pee.

Got it?

Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 57701 Posts
Sunday, September 23, 2007 1:53:50 PM
WTF, she is so weird sometimes!! And everyone knows the toilet seat is the cleanest place in a bathroom (seriously). Although I admit if there's liquid on the seat I'm squatting too. The panties do become a problem then.

Male, 30-39, Asia
 250 Posts
Sunday, September 23, 2007 1:38:42 PM
Dudes i once entered a public bathroom... DUDES IT WAS TOO GRAPHIC to explain. I had to go to the girls bathroom and THAT WAS DISGUSTING TOO |:( |:(

Female, 30-39, Western US
 127 Posts
Sunday, September 23, 2007 12:36:21 PM
This makes no sense. Public restrooms get cleaned every day, while the one you use at home is probably crawling with bacteria. The reason there is piss all over the seat in public restrooms is because of you germophobe squatters. If the idea of germs touching your precious buttcheeks bothers you so much, use the seat covers. Or you could even keep some lysol wipes with you in your purse and wipe before you sit.

Female, 13-17, Canada
 394 Posts
Sunday, September 23, 2007 10:06:58 AM
What the hell...xD

Female, 13-17, Western US
 2198 Posts
Sunday, September 23, 2007 12:39:34 AM
Thanks Tyra. Without your advice I would have no idea how to pee.

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 2175 Posts
Sunday, September 23, 2007 12:30:12 AM
wow...too bad toilets are the CLEANEST parts of the house...or public for that matter, i learned that atms have more germs, but are people afriad of those? i think not-_-

Female, 13-17, Australia
 2406 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2007 11:40:19 PM
Sit on the frikkin seats!
Since so many of you do that, then there will be less germs on it!
And more people that arn't you that are uncomfortable!

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 179 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2007 11:28:30 PM

I will remember that forever.

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 158 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2007 11:21:38 PM
R.O.F.L. Deaf woman.

Ahem. I have problems with obvious urine/fecal matter sitting on the toilet seat. Women are disgusting in public bathrooms.
My solution - dont use the nastiest toilet there. Be selective and for crissake...sit down and quit hovering. Its those actions that lead to a messy seat anyway. :|

Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 62 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2007 11:08:51 PM

Male, 18-29, Western US
 900 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2007 9:55:27 PM
"You know, sitting on the toilet doesn't actually get germs on you...I mean maybe on your ass cheeks, but that doesn't mean it gets anywhere else..."
Unless you rub your ass then rub them on other people.

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 374 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2007 8:03:06 PM
You really can't get any diseases from sitting on a toilet seat. And pee has a lot less germs than poo. Urine is actually clean when it comes out of the body. The reason it is dirty is because over time, outside of the body, bacteria grow in it, etc. Squatting also is bad for your bladder and can give you bladder infections. Touching the door handle and the sinks is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay dirtier than sitting your ass on the toilet. You can transmit germs from your hands to your mouth, nose, etc. but your ass just stays in your pants. I mean, seriously people, sit yo ass down! Sorry, I'm majoring in public health so this crap drives me nuts. Wash your hands!!!!!!!!!!!

Female, 13-17, Europe
 1488 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2007 5:54:40 PM
i love tyra! shes great

Female, 18-29, Western US
 786 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2007 5:28:21 PM
Isn't that what the seat cover is for?

If women are trying to squat, this explains how they get pee all over the seat...

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 955 Posts
Saturday, September 22, 2007 4:49:35 PM
tyra rocks.

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