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Marry Our Daughter

Hits: 30185 | Rating: (2.0) | Category: Funny | Added by: nicholelibra
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Cyleste
Female, 18-29, Western US
 180 Posts
Friday, September 21, 2007 8:59:48 AM
I haven't gotten a response. I can feel my heart breaking into millions of tiny pieces... *Picks up razor blade* I am now prepared to end it all. Goodbye my lovely Kristin. X_x

kk30
Female, 18-29, Europe
 25 Posts
Thursday, September 20, 2007 8:35:50 AM
I am shocked, wether it is a fake or not, those girls are real, and pedophiles can surch and find these sweet little girls (one age 13) this is not funny its disgusting! i pray that this is fake because if not America is an even sicker country than its reputation makes one believe.

JaundiceCake
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 680 Posts
Thursday, September 20, 2007 1:15:18 AM
"Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?"

jhonmayer1
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1550 Posts
Thursday, September 20, 2007 1:09:04 AM
nice find there chikoori

VoicedFever
Male, 13-17, Western US
 51 Posts
Thursday, September 20, 2007 12:28:19 AM
this is the first post where i skipped the comments to write this one

1: its definitly fake if it isnt then the girl has already ran away from her parents because they suck

2:Hello rape and murder freaks out there come and marry our daughter because we want the 22k which is worth alot more then our offspring

3: if this is ligit why the HELL has it been avoided by all police,news,or authoratative detection?@!?


thats_nifty
Female, 13-17, Western US
 417 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 10:53:27 PM
please be fake...oh, sweet honey on toast please be fake!

Omegaprophet
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 7 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 9:57:51 PM
and people ask what happend to american culture.....

greyrahl1
Male, 18-29, Canada
 14 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 6:19:49 PM
there would have to be something extremely wrong with you if you "married" off you 13 year old child to some pervert who would do god know what to her. it's a good thing this is a hoax cause i'm sure someone would have shut it down by now

soffee
Female, 13-17, Europe
 120 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 4:17:00 PM
after reading several pages of profiles i have come to the conclusion that this is fake. (please let it be). but yes, i think it is a hoax- and thank goodness for that.

soffee
Female, 13-17, Europe
 120 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 4:14:50 PM
LOL- tis all i can say.

and also: please don't let this be real!!


Pikachu42
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1848 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 2:48:37 PM
this is a joke right?

Mayhem66
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 454 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 12:59:32 PM
"Our own Little Mermaid Katie Lynn swims like a fish and isn’t happy unless she’s getting wet!"


*snicker*


Lianres
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 53 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 11:30:13 AM
Lol, the website is fake, but girls being sold at young ages like that is not.

Wewoo
Female, 13-17, Western US
 457 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 7:26:46 AM
Bride Price:
$99,995

Holy macaroni.
You could buy a house with that...


TheWood
Male, 30-39, Europe
 211 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 6:25:29 AM
You know the best thing: Google adsense actually shows real similar websites on the side. This is scary. Anyone wants to mary a girl from Russia for some 10,000 USD? They look nice and they don;t need real love. They also can bring you the beers. It is a poor world we are living in after all!

TheWood
Male, 30-39, Europe
 211 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 6:19:40 AM
I wish that was a true website. I could at least get laid with a 13 year old and preserve the chastity dictated by our holy church. Praise be the holy scriptures and their weirdness only people in some remote region of the US can understand for they have understood they can make a hell of a lot of money by creating a church sponsored prostitution network.

More seriously, is there any part of the bible that also says you can beat your kids down if they don't satisfy your desires and needs. Or some part that says the wife should always get the beer in the fridge for her husband and respect the fact that he is more sexually active with than her for the sake of reproducing the miracle of life in many wombs.

I love this kind of hoax websites... they are so close to what some people think it should be. :0)


Chibi_Ichigo
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1058 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 2:01:29 AM
http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/11... <-- The actual publicity person said it was fake too lol

Chibi_Ichigo
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1058 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 1:56:21 AM
...I hope this is fake... or this would be even more cruel -->

"At first we were worried that Janine was too young to get married, but then her new husband bought her a house and a car and jewelry and the money we got let us buy a house for ourselves. Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it’s all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!"

—Mr. Jack M.


Ricklionhart
Male, 40-49, Australia
 124 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 1:26:56 AM
Besides, where do these "Biblical values" they're talking about come from!? Hezron married at 60 (1 Chronicles 2:21).

And what about good old Methuselah? Had his son Lamech at 187, then lived another 782 years popping out sons and daughters galore.

For sheer staying power, of course, the prize goes to Abijah. The Bible says he "waxed mighty" and married fourteen wives, and had 22 sons and 16 daughters.


Ricklionhart
Male, 40-49, Australia
 124 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 1:13:54 AM
A young guy named Billy-Bib from Arkansas finally marries his sweetheart when she reaches the customary marrying-off age of 14, takes here upstairs to consumate the marriage and the rest of the family suddenly hear a shotgun blast. The young fella comes down and they say "What was that noise, son?" "I shot her", says Billy-Bob, "cause when I got her t' bed it turned out she was a virgin still!" "Son", says the Dad, "you done the right thing. If she weren't no good fer her own family she aint good enough for ours either".

Sorry, the joke's a bit "off" but this website reminded me of it! Like others have said above, I wonder how many sicko's put there have actually been disappointed to find out its a joke?


bccseahawkz
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 203 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 1:09:27 AM
i got dibs on Gabriella

chickenman
Male, 13-17, Western US
 751 Posts
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 12:41:50 AM
I refuse to click the link and join the ever-growing FBI watch list.

VictoryRider
Male, 40-49, Eastern US
 9370 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2007 11:29:01 PM
On 9/18/2007 10:12:54 PM KuzEyeSedSoe wrote: Huh... site doesn't wanna load for me...

Me neither.


KuzEyeSedSoe
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 90 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2007 10:12:54 PM
Huh... site doesn't wanna load for me...

poisonkat
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 14 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2007 7:05:51 PM
this is a freaken hoax thank god and u know wut i think it was a good idea because now that theres so much attention on it they'll look into it

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