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Location Earth Dog Tags

Hits: 11653 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Weird | Added by: Snoogans
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llamaseacow
Male, 13-17, Australia
 574 Posts
Tuesday, October 23, 2007 5:29:53 PM
that's pretty cool i want one...:D

Toolchick101
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 98 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2007 9:02:17 AM
Quick, name that reference and you'll be my favorite person ever.

Toolchick101
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 98 Posts
Tuesday, September 18, 2007 9:01:51 AM
How can it possibly get me back to Earth? There aren't even coordinates on there!!

Come on, all you need on a dog tag to get you back to Earth is this:



cookii
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1326 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2007 1:25:52 PM
How to leave the planet:
1. Phone NASA.Their phone number is (731) 483-3111. Explain that it is very important that you get away a soon as possible.

2.If they do not co-operate, phone any friend you may have in the White House- (202) 456-1414 - to have a word on your behalf with the guys at NASA

3.If you dont have any friends at the White house, phone the kremlin (ask the overseas operator for 0107-095-295). They dont have any friends there either (at least, none to speak of)but they do seem to have a little influence,so you may as well try.

4. If that also fails phone the pope for guidance.
his telephone number is 011-39-6-6982, and i gather his switchboard is infallible.

5.If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that its vitally importantyou get away before your phone bill arrives
- the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

it just seemed appropriate to put here


Queen_Jay
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 238 Posts
Sunday, September 16, 2007 12:16:06 AM
i want one!

LizC
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 25 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2007 4:42:15 PM
I really don't think anyone is going to buy one of these because they think they would actually be abducted by aliens, mr_stache. It's more likely that anyone buying them think they are funny or something. It's more of a joke than anything. Geez, way to have a sense of humor, guy.

GrnFantasic
Male, 13-17, Canada
 633 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2007 3:19:27 PM
Real old repost i think. I really want one of these.

demonbunny
Male, 13-17, Europe
 177 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2007 8:08:44 AM
wow the next time i leave earth i'm show gonna take that with me....damn this thing sucks at sarcasm

R_U_Kidding
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4278 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2007 6:08:51 AM
The guarantee is obviously a joke, but I don't doubt the tags themselves are real. I wouldn't trust buying them over the 'net, though; wait for them to appear in stores first, just to be sure.

Like one of my favourite buttons says: "If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why would they land HERE??"


Grossen
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 453 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2007 1:36:14 AM
This has to be fake...well, not the product. The guarantee.
If you're NOT returned to earth safely after having been abducted, how in hell would you obtain a refund?

FNbored
Female, 40-49, Southern US
 28 Posts
Saturday, September 15, 2007 1:09:23 AM
Well what do you know, there IS a sucker born every minute!

Mbirdgurl
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 926 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2007 9:10:42 PM
*_* umm...

knightofgo
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 94 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2007 9:10:11 PM
wow i want one i want t ocome back for my stuff then who knows but the money back guarentee is funny

mr_stache
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 133 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2007 6:47:17 PM
Boy, would you look stupid wearing one of those on your neck!
"What's that you're wearing?"
"Oh that, it's just directions back to earth in case by some astronomically low chance I'm abducted by aliens and they don't know what planet to return me to."
Do you really think that if they are able to locate the planet in the first place, assuming any exist in the vicinity, that they will just FORGET where you came from, that is, assuming they even care to return you.

LizC
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 25 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2007 6:08:08 PM
I kind of like them and I would get one.

WhatInThe42o
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 385 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2007 5:39:50 PM
I know exactly the right person for these tags, other than me.

Just about any fan of THHGTTG would love one of these.


KitsumiMaru
Male, 18-29, Europe
 34 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2007 5:31:47 PM
indeed omgitssam, it would be arrogant to believe only we existed in the universe as the only sentient life, after all, its a bloody big place!

love the tags for novelty value too XD


omgitssam
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 384 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2007 5:18:10 PM
and mac_and_bloo, don't be so sure

omgitssam
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 384 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2007 5:17:30 PM
"don't leave earth without it!"

don't worry...i won't...


Twistednashi
Female, 13-17, Western US
 156 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2007 4:46:37 PM
"mac_and_bloo
i wouldnt buy this crap even if my money tree over exploded with gold because aliens don't exist! "

You do know..That it wasn't being literal...right?


Trexa
Female, 18-29, Europe
 285 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2007 4:33:42 PM
Yeah, that is sort of weird. I'd get one though, just for fun.


spongamabob
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2164 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2007 4:15:34 PM
i would get just for fun. lol.
i would love to see the expression on peoples faces when i tell them what it's for.

Qhoss
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 247 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2007 4:03:47 PM
It's about time I get one of these.

mac_and_bloo
Female, 18-29, Europe
 6 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2007 3:58:27 PM
i wouldnt buy this crap even if my money tree over exploded with gold because aliens don't exist!

urmumisfun
Male, 13-17, Europe
 27 Posts
Friday, September 14, 2007 9:11:19 AM
well i think i need one of those
for if ur mam takes on one of her little adventures again

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