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The Safe Bedside Table

Hits: 31471 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Misc. | Added by: Snoogans
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scar104
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 361 Posts
Friday, August 24, 2007 11:15:24 PM
Get some spikes, then we'll talk...

HedlesChkn
Male, 18-29, Europe
 111 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 8:23:19 PM
I saw that a while ago on the telly.
costs an arm and a leg, s'not really worth it.

Jabbox
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 310 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 4:25:23 PM
I swear, its not me
the site will change it when used in a phrase rooster

Jabbox
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 310 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 4:24:46 PM
...
I can rooster
cock

Jabbox
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 310 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 4:24:13 PM
what the crap!?
I can't say rooster when referring to the setting of a firing mechanisim!?

Jabbox
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 310 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 4:23:33 PM
how the heck?
personally, I have a 50 lb pistol grip crossbow I can rooster and load in about 7 seconds. a

Jabbox
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 310 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 4:22:56 PM
wait a second...
cock

Jabbox
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 310 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 4:21:26 PM
personally, I have a 50 lb pistol grip crossbow I can rooster and load in about 7 seconds. about 3 seconds until someone actually gets my door open (its usually jammed so tight that you have to know how to open it)
and my room is kinda small, so to be anywhere in my room, you are at point blank range of a bolt in your trachea followed by a HEAVY spiked wooden club (pic of the club)

Jabbox
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 310 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 4:13:20 PM
ok, you pepole are seriously underestimatuing the sheer damage blunt force trauma can do.
a sword= clean cut deep into skin, or a puncture.
a blunt object= scrambled eggs for brain, or internal organs.

sophiemichel
Female, 13-17, Europe
 224 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 1:08:40 PM
This was on Richard and Judy, and it was way too expensive. I guess it's useful if you needed it though.

christine94
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 4 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 12:32:24 AM
How is this ever more convenient than a gun? This is really stupid.

NumbuhZero
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 862 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 10:59:39 PM
Or you could buy a gun.
=O

IkeRay
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2724 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 10:30:15 PM
No, THAT is lame. And you are still a f*cking dumbass.

Step it up, fagboy.

yeah, a f*ing dumbass for knowing when to keep a family safe (or rather what), hmmm you still living in mommy's house (or daddy's, which ever gives you the better roll in the hay huh?)?


balyash
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 62 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 6:58:31 PM
You can't put a lamp or clock on it because you would have to take them off in order to use it!

kittyman1995
Male, 13-17, Western US
 84 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 5:51:11 PM
just buy a gun and keep it under your pillow, gosh, you dont gotta get all comlicated on me. by the time you disasembled it, there would be nothing in your house, you would be dead, and a couple of burgalers would be a few G's richer.

zoinks
Male, 13-17, Canada
 451 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 4:40:38 PM
...?

KeVsTeR2475
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1853 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 3:37:03 PM
lolawlol thats kewl XD

FaceForRadio
Male, 13-17, Europe
 55 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 2:04:26 PM
ZOMG being the person

FaceForRadio
Male, 13-17, Europe
 55 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 2:03:34 PM
zomg u dnt even wanna know what i'm gonna reply with

krazykaz
Female, 13-17, Europe
 21 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 1:13:39 PM
lmfao why would anyone want somthing like that its stupid no would actully robbs haouses anymore its more like bank accounts en that....................lol

HylianNinja
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1351 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 12:12:44 PM
No, THAT is lame. And you are still a f*cking dumbass.

Step it up, fagboy.


IkeRay
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2724 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 11:34:26 AM
"ikeray, im 14....i dont have a child idiot"

great comeback dumbass....at 14 and you have a shotgun...what if one of your parents decide to check on you then?

and dont think about NOW, think about future, as a slut like you will be pregnant soon, so assuming you dont have an abortion, you WILL have a kid. (THAT is a comeback)


uuaschbaer
Male, 13-17, Europe
 200 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 9:48:33 AM
paranoiaaa

chickenman
Male, 13-17, Western US
 751 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 12:50:42 AM
I need it...

SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3367 Posts
Sunday, August 19, 2007 10:01:03 PM
I *might* want one, but I'd need a lampshade that turns into a helmet and a red sheet that works as a Cape.

Madness?! This Bedroom is SPARTAAA!!!


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