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15 Stupidest Warning Labels

Hits: 50566 | Rating: (2.9) | Category: Funny | Added by: Snoogans
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lossof_life
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 2694 Posts
Monday, October 08, 2007 5:43:34 PM
I think those were amusing.

sophiemichel
Female, 13-17, Europe
 224 Posts
Saturday, August 25, 2007 7:48:05 PM
Do not eat your iPod nano!

shiggin
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1467 Posts
Saturday, August 25, 2007 12:15:22 PM
Meh, ive seen better

kentton77
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 149 Posts
Friday, August 24, 2007 10:56:53 AM
Ive done the vending machine deal once. Years ago they would give free drinks when tipped forward.

e8792m
Female, 13-17, Canada
 62 Posts
Friday, August 24, 2007 6:24:24 AM
I'm pretty sure the 'if you cannot read this do not use this product'y thing was supposed to be humurous...

And some of these made sense, and were understandable. The washing machine and vending machine were good labels, many silly-a-teenager try a washing machine ride, and many, many people try to knock down the snack that gets stuck.


VoicedFever
Male, 13-17, Western US
 51 Posts
Wednesday, August 22, 2007 6:54:06 PM
o and FYI i thought the penis one was the most jacked up one...till i saw the dog pills OMG

VoicedFever
Male, 13-17, Western US
 51 Posts
Wednesday, August 22, 2007 6:52:00 PM
ok just for kicks i thought the do not insert into penis one offered an endless count of jokes but wth i'll start

Kinky he must get off on alot of stuff


leighharper
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 12 Posts
Wednesday, August 22, 2007 6:47:50 PM
Just thought I'd add- lottery tickets are printed on thermal paper. heat seriously buggers them up. people I know (like my brother) will iron out money if it is crumpled. i'm serious.

so ironing a lotto ticket isn't as weird as you would imagine.


anthropology
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 4337 Posts
Wednesday, August 22, 2007 1:37:56 PM
I'm sure the penis one was staged, but some of the others are just a direct result of our litigious society that we have created.

Samural77
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 136 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 10:28:14 PM
For every warning label there is a victim of their own stupidity that caused it to be placed on the product. This prevents what I like to call...natural selection, which is why we have so many idiots running around.

animalover
Female, 13-17, Europe
 4068 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 9:25:24 PM
Some are quite funny.

kmuggee
Female, 13-17, Western US
 771 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 9:21:08 PM
haha my favorite one was the french translation. hahaha

LuckyToast
Female, 13-17, Canada
 26 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 9:10:17 PM
Lmao. Haha. The french one is fuuunnneh.

yowz
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 421 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 2:15:18 PM
most of those were kinda lame.

HarryBalszak
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1596 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 12:51:56 PM
Of course, the need for 'stupid' warning labels like these began after that idiot woman sued McDonald's when she spilled hot coffee on herself.

quedas
Male, 18-29, Europe
 167 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 10:11:46 AM
HonkForCake
Female, 13-17, Europe
27 Posts Saturday, August 18, 2007 5:24:57 AM
The president one could be about company president... mabey.
Lol to StopSmiling. =D

Well, not really. They say they didn't vote for him. You don't really vote for a company president.


vivelacw
Female, 18-29, Canada
 37 Posts
Monday, August 20, 2007 1:01:18 AM
My cell phone manual has this: (bottom left and right)

esopillar34
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 478 Posts
Sunday, August 19, 2007 10:13:27 PM
The Lotto ticket one is actually really, really important- for the same reason it says "avoid heat".

Those lotto tickets, like a lot of ink-less reciepts, use laser/heat to print. Applying heat makes the paper go black on one side.

Therefore, winning lotto ticket + extreme heat from an iron = completely black (and useless) piece of paper. Whoever took the picture is just ignorant to that.


bullshiznit0
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 189 Posts
Sunday, August 19, 2007 9:38:23 PM
wheres the restless leg syndrome commercial? "may cause you to fall asleep while driving".

HarryBalszak
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1596 Posts
Sunday, August 19, 2007 7:30:43 PM
The warning on the phone book : "Do not use while operating a moving vehicle" is from the same phone company that advertised a 'travel-size' phone book.

kribbe
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2000 Posts
Sunday, August 19, 2007 11:22:20 AM
ey, sometimes u need stupid warnings for stupid people

GummyWurmz
Female, 13-17, Europe
 1483 Posts
Sunday, August 19, 2007 10:47:38 AM
I also saw one that said, "Do not paint" on a really old mobile phone. And one said "May contain cherries" That was on a cherries jubilee....

GummyWurmz
Female, 13-17, Europe
 1483 Posts
Sunday, August 19, 2007 10:43:09 AM
You know what I could just eat...an iPod shuffle...mm mmmm really hits the spot.

unknownbeing
Male, 13-17, Australia
 300 Posts
Sunday, August 19, 2007 4:38:42 AM
"Please do not eat iPod shuffle" Apple maks some good products but they are as stupid as heck

xxminglexx
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 761 Posts
Sunday, August 19, 2007 12:57:32 AM
I didn't think the sitting on the oven door thing was that stupid. Some people might actually do that. And not just stupid ones either.

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