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Purple Nurple Bottle Opener

Hits: 43365 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: buddy
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mbor
Male, 30-39, Canada
 270 Posts
Tuesday, April 01, 2008 7:58:28 PM
^Agreed. She's sorta flat-chested, so they are naturally pretty firm. So she must've felt very little pain in doing that.

Slade8
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 958 Posts
Tuesday, August 21, 2007 6:38:21 PM
Those would have had to be veeery firm. I gotta get my gf to try that.

FrostDragon
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 63 Posts
Tuesday, August 14, 2007 9:37:07 PM
lol i luved the slo-mo at the end

krispyduck
Male, 18-29, Europe
 16 Posts
Monday, August 13, 2007 11:53:44 AM
my guess is a nipple ring

Ilbeltz
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 108 Posts
Friday, August 10, 2007 6:09:02 AM
HOT ... Wait... no still hot

DestructaMe
Female, 13-17, Western US
 1 Posts
Friday, August 10, 2007 1:50:57 AM
It looked like she already twisted it off before hand

innergoth
Male, 13-17, Europe
 196 Posts
Thursday, August 09, 2007 11:58:06 PM
would have been better if she cut her nipple off by mistake

bdiddy307
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1328 Posts
Thursday, August 09, 2007 1:58:34 AM
That looks like it could hurt if you aren't careful.

Suicism
Male, 18-29, Western US
 3672 Posts
Thursday, August 09, 2007 1:55:12 AM
Why waste a titty on THAT crap? How self-deprecating!

kmdavis85
Female, 18-29, Western US
 934 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 11:44:00 PM
Yeah, it would've been much more impressive if the bottle weren't a twist off top.

YinYang78
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 853 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 5:32:08 PM
...That... Was... Disturbing...

Mazztek
Male, 40-49, Western US
 197 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 3:10:54 PM
I'd hire her at the bar ina SECOND.

mariakp
Female, 13-17, Europe
 173 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 2:44:12 PM
check how the guy sniffs it

SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3367 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 12:39:17 PM
Beer and Boobs, I need to find a way to loop that video for like...I dunno..maybe ten minutes?

WittyName
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 11 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 10:49:22 AM
That's nothing. You should see how I tap a keg.

mzpoopy
Female, 13-17, Canada
 131 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 9:03:51 AM
okay its fake easy ... she had the top of it already open she just set the cap on top and it just feel off simple

cookie11111
Male, 13-17, Australia
 196 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 8:30:03 AM
HAHA that is one of the funniest video i have ever seen! AHAH

AKappy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2607 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 3:21:01 AM
Yeah... I didn't mean "women like you" in a derogatory sense, just women who take jackasses like him seriously. I personally have no problem with you speaking your mind. =)

Defaced
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 55 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 3:07:00 AM
lol, women like me...ok
I'm just commenting, saying what's on my mind, no problem right?

AKappy
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2607 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 2:51:32 AM
^ Lighten up... his sole purpose in saying that was to get a rise out of women like you, and he has now succeeded.

Defaced
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 55 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 2:41:51 AM
bomb tom, if you're going to place human worth in such a simplistic way, it really doesn't say much about males, if a female's only good uses include tool for sexual pleasure and tool for twisting off beer caps, then a male's only good function is twisting off beer caps, lol

also, not all women secretly hate themselves, as I know for a fact that not all men have a perfectly healthy self-image, although many would like to project that idea


MechBFP
Male, 18-29, Canada
 829 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 12:57:37 AM
MU HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

HarryBalszak
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1596 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 12:51:11 AM
See?! Nipple rings aren't strictly for decoration.

Dragonfirexz
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 211 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 12:30:40 AM
Helion said: "Can anyone say butterface?"

I agree with this statement, she is a butterface. lol


crazyotto
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 246 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 12:17:39 AM
that will be useful for extra tips when she's swinging around a pole somewhere

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