 bananamanama
Female, 13-17, Canada
 1 Posts
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Sunday, October 28, 2007 8:12:16 PM
Law of Cat Vomit
If a cat is sick, it will always upchuck on the carpet, the hardest place to clean in the house.^ I'm adding that. Its true :O |
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 spongamabob
Female, 18-29, Southern US
2164 Posts
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Sunday, August 05, 2007 6:45:50 PM
i'm not a cat person. |
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 12rjk18
Male, 13-17, Western US
97 Posts
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Friday, August 03, 2007 12:09:34 AM
my cats are coke,pepsi,mountaindew,taco,bell,pizza,hut,cat,catinator,dog,pie,cake,snake,mouse,moose,and last but not least my fluffy wuffy wuffy fluffy cudlykins 2 (first one ran away for some reason) |
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 12gaugelove
Female, 13-17, Australia
1764 Posts
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007 4:49:13 PM
snore. |
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 cookii
Female, 18-29, Europe
1326 Posts
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Sunday, July 29, 2007 12:54:18 PM
OMG, so true. |
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 omgwtfbbqhax
Male, 13-17, Australia
243 Posts
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Sunday, July 29, 2007 2:09:55 AM
Law of cat craziness:
Your craziness is in direct proportion to the amount of cats you own. |
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DrFishstix
Female, 13-17, Western US
2 Posts
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Sunday, July 29, 2007 1:22:49 AM
Don't forget, the number of cats in China is directly proportional to how successful the rice harvest was that year. |
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 Snoogans
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
721 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 11:14:41 PM
I'm a dog person (have two). A friend of mine had a great bumper sticker that read "Lost your cat...check under my tire." |
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 shinu
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1394 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 11:04:37 PM
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 nardo218
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
115 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 10:23:46 PM
Oldest. Email forward. Ever. |
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 scar104
Male, 13-17, Southern US
361 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 10:22:36 PM
Expensive furniture does attract cats with longer claws than cheap furniture. Like a sixth sense. |
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 Aigidh
Female, 18-29, Western US
1662 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 10:15:55 PM
Both dogs and cats rule morons...Anyhow, new law, any cat near you must walk across the keyboard while you read this. (Maybe trying to keep you from learning their secrets?) |
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 Bluedot34
Male, 18-29, Southern US
297 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 8:54:54 PM
DOGS RULE !!!!!Cats don't even taste good ROOBY-ROO |
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 hehehenerd
Male, 13-17, Southern US
13943 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 3:06:57 PM
to bored to read them |
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 evilempress1
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
414 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 2:17:08 PM
my cats tilly, nacho, cheese, and patches loved it too. |
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 Pabasa
Male, 18-29, Asia
4153 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 1:28:11 PM
cats are awesome. These laws are the reason (well most of em anyway). |
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 sertrbl
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1452 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 12:35:40 PM
man, these people try too hard. |
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 tinyflames
Female, 13-17, Canada
97 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 10:02:31 AM
Law of Bag / Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.my cat has like 5 boxes just for himself, lmao
he also fetches paper balls...and feathers!...he found a $20 bill once and brought it over to me to throw, i dont know where he got it...but i kept it! >=D ..my cat was sad
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 tgirl149
Female, 13-17, Southern US
527 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 9:57:08 AM
wow I almost fell asleep |
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 nescient1
Male, 18-29, Europe
524 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 8:02:47 AM
haha thats quite good |
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 modernbenoni
Male, 70 & Over, Europe
1116 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 7:56:38 AM
I knew somebody who had a cat, and named it "Mrs. Suzie Peggy Curtis" They loved that cat... it died... |
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 kairobert
Male, 18-29, Europe
1634 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 6:56:33 AM
dont like cats |
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 Bekll
Female, 18-29, Southern US
1975 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 6:35:36 AM
"Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat."
Haha...One of my cats sneezes on whichever of my parents she's sleeping on in order to wake them up to give her breakfast. It's so gross. |
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 Gamey91
Male, 13-17, Western US
344 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 3:55:18 AM
GO DOGS!!! |
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 larajunky
Female, 40-49, Western US
2243 Posts
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Saturday, July 28, 2007 3:29:42 AM
Yay for kitties!
Yes I need sleep, lol. |
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