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Laws of Cat Physics

Hits: 21562 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Funny | Added by: buddy
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Female, 13-17, Canada
 1 Posts
Sunday, October 28, 2007 8:12:16 PM
Law of Cat Vomit
If a cat is sick, it will always upchuck on the carpet, the hardest place to clean in the house.

^ I'm adding that.

Its true :O

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2164 Posts
Sunday, August 05, 2007 6:45:50 PM
i'm not a cat person.

Male, 13-17, Western US
 97 Posts
Friday, August 03, 2007 12:09:34 AM
my cats are coke,pepsi,mountaindew,taco,bell,pizza,hut,cat,catinator,dog,pie,cake,snake,mouse,moose,and last but not least my fluffy wuffy wuffy fluffy cudlykins 2 (first one ran away for some reason)

Female, 13-17, Australia
 1764 Posts
Tuesday, July 31, 2007 4:49:13 PM

Female, 18-29, Europe
 1326 Posts
Sunday, July 29, 2007 12:54:18 PM
OMG, so true.

Male, 13-17, Australia
 243 Posts
Sunday, July 29, 2007 2:09:55 AM
Law of cat craziness:
Your craziness is in direct proportion to the amount of cats you own.

Female, 13-17, Western US
 2 Posts
Sunday, July 29, 2007 1:22:49 AM
Don't forget, the number of cats in China is directly proportional to how successful the rice harvest was that year.

Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 721 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 11:14:41 PM
I'm a dog person (have two). A friend of mine had a great bumper sticker that read "Lost your cat...check under my tire."

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1394 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 11:04:37 PM

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 115 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 10:23:46 PM
Oldest. Email forward. Ever.

Male, 13-17, Southern US
 361 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 10:22:36 PM
Expensive furniture does attract cats with longer claws than cheap furniture. Like a sixth sense.

Female, 18-29, Western US
 1662 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 10:15:55 PM
Both dogs and cats rule morons...

Anyhow, new law, any cat near you must walk across the keyboard while you read this. (Maybe trying to keep you from learning their secrets?)

Male, 18-29, Southern US
 297 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 8:54:54 PM


Cats don't even taste good


Male, 13-17, Southern US
 13945 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 3:06:57 PM
to bored to read them

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 414 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 2:17:08 PM
my cats tilly, nacho, cheese, and patches loved it too.

Male, 18-29, Asia
 4153 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 1:28:11 PM
cats are awesome. These laws are the reason (well most of em anyway).

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1452 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 12:35:40 PM
man, these people try too hard.

Female, 13-17, Canada
 97 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 10:02:31 AM
Law of Bag / Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

my cat has like 5 boxes just for himself, lmao
he also fetches paper balls...and feathers!...he found a $20 bill once and brought it over to me to throw, i dont know where he got it...but i kept it! >=D ..my cat was sad

Female, 13-17, Southern US
 527 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 9:57:08 AM
wow I almost fell asleep

Male, 18-29, Europe
 524 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 8:02:47 AM
haha thats quite good

Male, 70 & Over, Europe
 1116 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 7:56:38 AM
I knew somebody who had a cat, and named it "Mrs. Suzie Peggy Curtis" They loved that cat... it died...

Male, 18-29, Europe
 1634 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 6:56:33 AM
dont like cats

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1976 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 6:35:36 AM
"Law of Cat Sleeping
All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat."

One of my cats sneezes on whichever of my parents she's sleeping on in order to wake them up to give her breakfast. It's so gross.

Male, 13-17, Western US
 344 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 3:55:18 AM

Female, 40-49, Western US
 2243 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 3:29:42 AM
Yay for kitties!
Yes I need sleep, lol.

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