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Jessica the Hippo

Hits: 26537 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: buddy
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llamaseacow
Male, 13-17, Australia
 574 Posts
Tuesday, October 16, 2007 3:51:26 AM
Jessica is hot!!!....

chikoori
Female, 18-29, Western US
 3540 Posts
Wednesday, August 01, 2007 1:43:59 AM
That was unbelievably cute Especially at the end when the dog curled up next to her.

It was interesting to see her walking around, since most footage, pictures, etc. of hippos show them in water.


Denny2
Male, 18-29, Western US
 156 Posts
Tuesday, July 31, 2007 1:20:08 AM
Man... i thought it was adorable. I want a pet hippo :(

drgnfire
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 518 Posts
Saturday, July 28, 2007 12:22:04 AM
lol this would be funny telling my friends

"hey bob, i just got a 100 pound german shepard from the pound!"

"oh yea, well i have a 900 pound hippo!!"

lol...my imagination gets caried away ...


MissNye
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 10 Posts
Thursday, July 26, 2007 1:03:43 AM
"AWESOME!!! Who knew a hippo would be suck a sweetie? Jessica actually seemed to feel bad about stepping on doggy's foot."

that hippo did not feel bad lol...she was gonna get her food by any means necessary even crushing the other pets


patriotpappy
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 760 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 7:21:02 PM
Here's the Hippo Christmas Song with the words to it.

Concetra
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2032 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 10:35:17 AM
She stepped on the dog, what and non-nice individual. That fat piece of poo needs to find a drating job.

mise
Female, 18-29, Europe
 3303 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 9:16:54 AM
*mumbles*.... I wanna massage before I go to bed every night.... *continues to mumble*

ApathyAlways
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 479 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 8:54:16 AM
i wonder if she's house-trained ^^

R_U_Kidding
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4278 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 5:00:04 AM
AWESOME!!! Who knew a hippo would be suck a sweetie?
Jessica actually seemed to feel bad about stepping on doggy's foot.

sum41chck911
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 202 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 4:07:01 AM
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Joey11y
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 524 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 2:10:58 AM
Aww how cute! That hippo was so sweet. I've never seen a domesticated hippo before.

JihadAllah
Male, 13-17, Western US
 398 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 1:42:42 AM
Hippos aren't self aware really. So it makes sense that she would recognize humans as her parents I guess.

Gucciprincss
Female, 30-39, Western US
 554 Posts
Wednesday, July 25, 2007 1:14:17 AM
PIRATEPIGZ12 - Yes, that is a Christmas Song. Here is how some of it goes:

"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus will do! Don't want a crocodile or a rhinosaurus(sus). All I really want is a hippopotamus(sus). And only a hippopotamus will doooooooooo!"

On another note - I think this is a very sweet story! This animal, like any other animal, though, can turn on it's owner.

It's cool the hippo knows how good she has it and has decided not to leave! Massages everynight?!? I don't even do that to my puppy and she is S-P-O-I-L-E-D!!!


heartx3jess
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1576 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 11:44:34 PM
watched 6 seconds of that.

MikePiano
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1414 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:32:29 PM
wow, thats a pretty incredible hippo. they should totally have a bizzare/offbeat category here, this link would fit right in.

shiggin
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1467 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 10:07:40 PM
Aw, its prob staying cause it has good food

MissNye
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 10 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 9:49:25 PM
i loves how it just crushes the dogs legs lol

ellbell16
Female, 13-17, Western US
 184 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 8:25:41 PM
imagine accidentally falling into it's mouth..

AndelleRae
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 840 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 7:00:59 PM
Actually, bankvole, hippos are omnivores. They generally eat vegetation, but they have been known to eat meat. I watched an animal planet documentary thing on hippos. They showed one stealing a wildebeest from an alligator. I don't know whether a hippo has ever eaten a human, but it's very possible.

Now that my know-it-all explanation is out of the way.

She's adorable. I'd love a hippo as a pet.


slinky0
Female, 30-39, Canada
 11782 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 6:40:02 PM
Forget a poney, I want a hippo!

ninjacache
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 219 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 6:34:19 PM
Hippo Food- $200,000
Vet Bill for Broken Dog Leg- $300
Being Devoured by Your "Daughter"- Priceless

patriotpappy
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 760 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 5:57:20 PM
Oh mcwheesus, you just made my day! I LOVE THAT SONG! What a pick-me-up to an otherwise killer day!

Mucho Hippo Thanks!


mcwheesus
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 40 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 5:24:45 PM
Piratepigz, The song is called "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas", appropriately enough. I did a quick search on youtube to see if I could find someone using the song in a vid. I found a few, heres one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtqIM_bPT...

No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!


basm42
Male, 13-17, Western US
 14 Posts
Tuesday, July 24, 2007 5:19:35 PM
that is so cool, and shes cute in her blanky with the dogy... i want a hippo :(

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