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10 Best Alcohol Mascots

Hits: 42842 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: buddy
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whtevr
Female, 40-49, Southern US
 910 Posts
Tuesday, July 17, 2007 8:25:36 PM
Wild Turkey... ahhh... brings back healthy childhood memories of my alcoholic mother...

one4u2nv
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 17 Posts
Tuesday, July 17, 2007 12:20:29 PM
"...scuse me? Champagne of beer? Has to be an american writing that article."

Actually that happens to be their slogan. It's printed on every bottle.

Take the time to research things before you bash a whole country please.


desie
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 672 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 6:42:21 PM
i only knew the guinness toucan,
captain morgan pirate,
and bacardi bat.

anyway, they all suck.
and alcohol is horrible for you.


Aqausixio
Female, 18-29, Australia
 1433 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 6:25:52 PM
I call bullshi*t The Green fairy isn't up there.

AFTERSHOCK
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2479 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 5:05:05 PM
^IT'S AN ACQUIRED TASTE...

shizzamX
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2835 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 4:59:59 PM
boring.. beer is gross..

Smithdan
Male, 13-17, Canada
 28 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 4:44:39 PM
UMMM what about the Rolling Rock Beer Ape? Maybe this will refresh your memory.

Beer Aper


Alcippe
Female, 13-17, Canada
 131 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 4:21:13 PM
Tiredofnicks, Miller High Life has been claiming that they are the champange of beers for forever. Probally ever since the beer was invented. If you kept reading the article, im pretty sure the author actually states that they claim to be, and he never stated his opinion on if it is or not.

And i dont know what kind of kid buddy was, but i could only see 2 of those possibly being aimed at children.


AlfishKK
Female, 18-29, Western US
 786 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 3:49:52 PM
St. Pauli girl was my favorite as well, flying_ltj. And the slogan, "You never forget your first girl," was positively brilliant.

I had no idea the Guinness mascot was a toucan. That doesn't seem to make any sense.


spongamabob
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2164 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 2:48:01 PM
there's alot of them i don't konw. but i don't drink so maybe that's why. i didn't know there was a guinness toucan even though i've seen guinness a million times.

flying_ltj
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 340 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 1:36:09 PM
How the St. Paulie Girl, a young blond with over sized breasts holding two big mugs of beer, didnt make the top ten blows my mind.

Tiredofnicks
Male, 30-39, Europe
 4751 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 1:00:02 PM
I had seen Johnny Walker, Jägermeister and Bacardi, I know what Guinness is, not a clue what the rest is.

"Miller High Life Beer

Generations of High Lifers know her well, and they should: she’s been giving them the eye from the neck of The Champagne of Beers for a century."

...scuse me? Champagne of beer? Has to be an american writing that article.


efst
Female, 30-39, Europe
 896 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 12:33:42 PM
Christ now i really know am not a drinker, the only one i recognised was the Johnny Walker one.

tgirl149
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 527 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 12:15:29 PM
the captain morgan one looked more than evil lolz

Upaut
Male, 18-29, Western US
 66 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 11:37:17 AM
All I see aimed at children are the bear and the toucan. The other icons can't possibly have been aimed at children, even to this day.

Heck, half of those icons were originally aimed at the working man of the time: Striding Man, Girl on the Moon, Capt. Morgan, and Mr. Boston. The idea was to get the working man thinking that if he drank this liquor, he'd be drinking the same thing that some posh rich guy was drinking.

Oh, and true death is a shot of 151, without a chaser.


parkm
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 918 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 11:03:19 AM
I only saw the bear aimed at childrin but the Guiness toucan was everywhere when I went to Ireland.

Blakcat71388
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 879 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 10:59:37 AM
Jäger and Wild Turkey = death >_<

acdc_rocks91
Male, 13-17, Europe
 802 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 10:18:35 AM
mmm jãgermeister is the coolest one

Snoogans
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 721 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 10:15:56 AM
garr1.....you stole my thunder....LOL

Don't forget Mel Gibson ;)


Gucciprincss
Female, 30-39, Western US
 554 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 9:54:32 AM
HEY - what about Spuds Mackenzie (Bud Light)? What about the Coors Light Beer Wolf? Damn - those are CLASSIC mascots!!!

garr1
Male, 18-29, Europe
 32 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 8:14:51 AM
Hey, where's Duffman?

tourettes
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1115 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 6:20:59 AM
Alcohol is the best.

Pabasa
Male, 18-29, Asia
 4153 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 5:38:27 AM
Well, the earlier you start, the more money they make.

R_U_Kidding
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4278 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 4:29:03 AM
Skunk? Shanir, what the hell are you talking about??

I just remembered, some of my favourite pubs have those old-fashioned Guiness posters (except for Big Chief Toucan, naturally). Now I understand the one with all the animals on it.


Taurwen
Female, 18-29, Canada
 38 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 4:25:27 AM
that was pretty interesting.

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