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Hits: 21797 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: buddy
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lucid_wizard
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 491 Posts
Tuesday, January 08, 2008 11:25:31 PM
That was hilarious!!

"dingle alarm" hahaha


geekisumokun
Female, 13-17, Asia
 51 Posts
Tuesday, September 04, 2007 7:56:07 AM
he was talking about an exhaust pipe!!!

mluther
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1024 Posts
Monday, July 16, 2007 10:37:10 AM
i understood one part of that. well, i think i did.

gmfreak356
Male, 30-39, Western US
 35 Posts
Saturday, July 14, 2007 10:27:03 PM
Elementary, dear watson. Elementary.

splurbyburbl
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 2810 Posts
Friday, July 13, 2007 12:19:02 PM
I already have three of those...

I am waiting for something more sophisticated and complicated to come out.


SilverThread
Male, 30-39, Western US
 3363 Posts
Wednesday, July 11, 2007 7:38:05 PM
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham, I do not like them Sam I Am.

collinsm89
Male, 18-29, Europe
 6 Posts
Wednesday, July 11, 2007 4:34:37 PM
I like how about 1/3 of the way in he says "well now, basically" lol.

thetoastking
Male, 18-29, Europe
 629 Posts
Wednesday, July 11, 2007 2:02:43 PM
rofl i was like 3 minutes in thinking hey i understand all of this then he started just making up words

Menjensen57
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 83 Posts
Wednesday, July 11, 2007 1:46:03 PM
oh, okay

Jerm_Leather
Male, 18-29, Western US
 847 Posts
Wednesday, July 11, 2007 5:33:29 AM
hagane ~ Star Wars quote FTW!

Prowler2885
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 427 Posts
Wednesday, July 11, 2007 3:57:45 AM
Okay... Now explain how a railgun works. I'd like to hear that.

tannerwoody
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 134 Posts
Wednesday, July 11, 2007 2:49:13 AM
yeah thats straight bullpoo

spongamabob
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2164 Posts
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 11:56:42 PM
why do i want to watch this if i am bored. this just made me even more bored.

HaruHaru
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 1077 Posts
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 11:20:25 PM
Magneato? That is now my favorite word...

B3N0C1D3
Male, 18-29, Western US
 788 Posts
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 11:06:33 PM
WHAT THE F*CK IS A SIMOFLAUNGE?!

andtothedrew
Male, 18-29, Europe
 253 Posts
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 10:35:59 PM
"That wasn't hard to understand at all. Of course not everyone has the job I do, and I wouldn't expect everyone to get that.

Sounds interesting, I'm going to have to look into it a little more. It may save me a lot of time and work."

Haha. You douche. I knew somebody would come along and spout some crap like this.


hagane
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 977 Posts
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 10:28:16 PM
"Uncle Owen, this R-2 unit has a bad motivator"

23scadu
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 277 Posts
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:51:31 PM
engineers suck

S_J_W
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:21:57 PM
Oops... looks like issoisso beat me to the punch.

S_J_W
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1479 Posts
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:20:21 PM
This video was really produced by Rockwell Automationand it’s a goof based on an old electrical engineer in-joke known as the "Turbo-Encabulator".

issoisso
Male, 18-29, Europe
 3 Posts
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:18:34 PM

for those who are gullible enough to believe that it's not a joke:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabu...


whtevr
Female, 40-49, Southern US
 910 Posts
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 8:49:46 PM
huh?

Snoogans
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 721 Posts
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 7:43:07 PM
I actually know what that is. Some of it was a joke but the equipment and basic "jiberish" was correct. They are also used in tandem with VFD (Variable Frequency Drives). This allows equipment to start up and stop gradually without using sudden bursts of electricity and torque. Also it is connected to an automated computer system called SCADA which allows the user to monitor their equipment in real time while the SCADA program runs them. You can also switch from an auto mode to hand mode where you then can take over the equipment "old school" style and run the machines like in the days before automation. I know, it's mad boring, but now you know. And knowing is half the battle, Yo Joe!

Kanashii
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 361 Posts
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 7:42:36 PM
o_O Err...

Nice job on that though, it must have taken a long time to come up with all those words...

You can tell he's not a real salesman though. Real salesmen would have just said what it did instead of spending five minutes describing the components. The consumers don't give a sh*t what's in it as long as it works well. :] Even total technogeeks who might have looked at it and had a joygasm from heaven wouldn't be able to sit through all that babble. It's not worth the pain! D:


Demogorgon66
Male, 18-29, Western US
 195 Posts
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 7:32:15 PM
Its the flux capacitor that makes time travel possible

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