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Kid Wisdom

Hits: 30786 | Rating: (3.1) | Category: Funny | Added by: buddy
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socalsk8er
Male, 13-17, Western US
 153 Posts
Sunday, June 24, 2007 9:40:33 PM
i thought some were funny, some werent

LaurensK90
Male, 13-17, Europe
 242 Posts
Saturday, June 23, 2007 6:10:48 PM
Not the proverbs, but the other stuff really made me laugh out loud! Like this one:

"Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it's not like he really needed them, right?"


WickedSteak
Male, 18-29, Western US
 323 Posts
Thursday, June 21, 2007 5:28:47 PM
i dont think these were written by first graders...

irule40
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 99 Posts
Thursday, June 21, 2007 1:07:38 AM
These are the types of kids you love so much, you just want to molest them.

What? What? Seriously. Put down the gun. You can't shoot me through the computer.


omta
Female, 13-17, Canada
 394 Posts
Wednesday, June 20, 2007 10:15:24 PM
A penny saved is.....not much.
Gahaha. XD

SiriusLives
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 467 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2007 11:49:57 PM
Those really didn't sound like children...

r-chill
Female, 13-17, Western US
 568 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2007 5:50:18 PM
that seemed fake to me

Spaz022765
Male, 13-17, Western US
 8 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2007 4:11:32 PM
"If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until the looting started. "

lol. so true


Axium
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 312 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2007 3:51:58 PM
I liked the younger ones, not so much the older ones because when they write something funny, they're just trying to be funny. The younger ones are genuine.

deuterium
Female, 13-17, Western US
 112 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2007 1:30:08 PM
^ I'm... disturbed.

aznsensayshn
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 174 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:58:58 PM
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??
"Eighty-four! Because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Judy,8)

lol.


Prowler2885
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 427 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:57:51 AM
I hate to admit it, but kids are definately smarter than adults on a moral level.

Maybe there is hope left for the human race.


featherstorm
Female, 18-29, Western US
 99 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:22:36 AM
my class did this in the first grade. :) we made a book out of them, i still have it somewhere... i remember one i wrote, "never underestimate the power of... batman." *sigh* i was so silly...

zomgimonfire
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 588 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2007 12:08:11 AM
"I don't know about you, but I enjoy watching paint dry. I imagine that the wet paint is a big freshwater lake that is the only source of water for some tiny cities by the lake. As the lake gets drier, the population gets more desperate, and sometimes there are water riots. Once there was a big fire and everyone died. "

i want to meet this kid


stumped4ever
Male, 13-17, Canada
 590 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2007 10:07:50 PM
Female, 13-17, Europe
639 Posts Monday, June 18, 2007 5:54:07 AM
"It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president's birthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends.

--Age 8"

We get a day off for the queen's birthday? :-S

^^^ victoria day


shizzaster
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1955 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2007 9:10:35 PM
hahah great stuff.

deaf_woman
Male, 30-39, Europe
 2719 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2007 8:08:52 PM
Top real, bottom unreal. That is all.

StopSmiling
Female, 13-17, Europe
 2937 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2007 7:10:09 PM
That did give me a giggle, not bothered if it's real or not.

innocent1
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 36 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2007 6:37:38 PM
I dunno, my seven year old niece can come up with some, interesting little things

LaChica
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2198 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2007 5:09:24 PM
o.o Some of the were funny xD

flamewizzy21
Male, 18-29, Western US
 34 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2007 5:02:24 PM
smart-ass kids....

GypsyCassie
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 900 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2007 4:58:56 PM
I really liked these..even if they were fake

grant5511
Male, 18-29, Western US
 24 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2007 4:38:37 PM
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose. smartest words ever

Bekll
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1976 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2007 4:32:49 PM
"My young brother asked me what happens after we die. I told him we get buried under a bunch of dirt and worms eat our bodies. I guess I should have told him the truth--that most of us go to Hell and burn eternally--but I didn't want to upset him.
--Age 10"

Aww... child indoctrination. Y'see, Hell is worse than the fact that when we die that's it.


JAK-STEEL
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1644 Posts
Monday, June 18, 2007 4:23:43 PM
hahahahaha

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