 SiriusLives
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 467 Posts
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Friday, August 10, 2007 10:08:04 PM
My dad got me a book that has a lot of these in them. |
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 Mbirdgurl
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
926 Posts
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Sunday, July 01, 2007 11:37:48 AM
Very wise... |
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 deuterium
Female, 13-17, Western US
112 Posts
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Tuesday, June 19, 2007 4:38:09 PM
I used to sign yearbooks with these. |
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 vintagepizza
Female, 13-17, Australia
466 Posts
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Sunday, June 17, 2007 12:36:15 AM
Anyways, I love so may of these. |
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vintagepizza
Female, 13-17, Australia
466 Posts
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Sunday, June 17, 2007 12:35:37 AM
199: If all the girls in Australia were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.I don't get it. :( |
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 mangarooboo
Female, 13-17, Western US
315 Posts
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 2:00:20 AM
hey... what's up with #218? |
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 dashrendar98
Male, 13-17, Southern US
133 Posts
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 1:52:56 AM
"Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead."
It's hilarious because it rhymes... |
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 NumbuhZero
Female, 18-29, Southern US
862 Posts
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Wednesday, June 13, 2007 12:42:45 AM
"If you're walking on thin ice you might as well dance."
Love that one. |
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 Woot45
Female, 13-17, Western US
2284 Posts
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Tuesday, June 12, 2007 11:01:34 PM
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you.
ROFLMFAO! |
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 Prowler2885
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
427 Posts
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Tuesday, June 12, 2007 7:02:18 PM
Some others I use frequently: (Unlisted as well)"I'm an idiot; not stupid." "It doesn't take much to act like an idiot. Just be yourself." |
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Prowler2885
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
427 Posts
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Tuesday, June 12, 2007 6:56:42 PM
I love this one I came up with."Considering gene-splicing. We can combine an Albatross with a Pig and make many dreams come true." |
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 thetoastking
Male, 18-29, Europe
629 Posts
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Tuesday, June 12, 2007 3:30:24 PM
lol you dont need a parachute to skydive you only need a parachute to skydive twice |
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 eleutherarch
Female, 13-17, Europe
1005 Posts
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Tuesday, June 12, 2007 3:26:53 PM
"Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off."ROFL xD |
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 moojuiceman
Male, 18-29, Europe
936 Posts
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Tuesday, June 12, 2007 3:06:02 PM
"if you dont succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, then lie"now thats a life plan |
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 philitup23
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
3362 Posts
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Tuesday, June 12, 2007 2:22:31 AM
i really like this..im using it for my away messages |
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 B-Hazard
Male, 18-29, Western US
2981 Posts
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Monday, June 11, 2007 9:12:04 PM
-121. Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.-Mine's about Tree Fitty. |
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 nicole_xo
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
2564 Posts
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Monday, June 11, 2007 7:18:44 PM
464. You're just jealous because the little voices only talk to me.Aha, so true  |
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 spongamabob
Female, 18-29, Southern US
2164 Posts
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Monday, June 11, 2007 6:10:22 PM
i love these. |
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 AFTERSHOCK
Male, 18-29, Western US
2480 Posts
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Monday, June 11, 2007 6:03:03 PM
^I'VE USED THAT ONE BEFORE! :D HEHE |
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 meepdude
Male, 13-17, Southern US
267 Posts
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Monday, June 11, 2007 5:25:00 PM
"Be naughty, save santa the trip." LOL |
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 metter
Male, 13-17, Southern US
1027 Posts
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Monday, June 11, 2007 5:10:52 PM
man...im wasting so much printing this ll out...15 pages :( |
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metter
Male, 13-17, Southern US
1027 Posts
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Monday, June 11, 2007 5:07:43 PM
BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!i really like that one... |
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 mindy_rawrr
Female, 13-17, Southern US
52 Posts
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Monday, June 11, 2007 4:39:26 PM
For a good time call (415) 642-9483?
I don't get it.
-sniff- |
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 Myloveispain
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
22 Posts
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Monday, June 11, 2007 4:23:28 PM
446:Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?BEST QUESTION EVVVEEERRR. <3 xD |
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 hellosilly
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
69 Posts
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Monday, June 11, 2007 4:18:39 PM
lmao i REALLY loved those! |
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