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Hits: 36349 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Arts & Literature | Added by: buddy
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SiriusLives
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 467 Posts
Friday, August 10, 2007 10:08:04 PM
My dad got me a book that has a lot of these in them.

Mbirdgurl
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 926 Posts
Sunday, July 01, 2007 11:37:48 AM
Very wise...

deuterium
Female, 13-17, Western US
 112 Posts
Tuesday, June 19, 2007 4:38:09 PM
I used to sign yearbooks with these.

vintagepizza
Female, 13-17, Australia
 466 Posts
Sunday, June 17, 2007 12:36:15 AM
Anyways, I love so may of these.

vintagepizza
Female, 13-17, Australia
 466 Posts
Sunday, June 17, 2007 12:35:37 AM
199: If all the girls in Australia were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.

I don't get it. :(


mangarooboo
Female, 13-17, Western US
 315 Posts
Wednesday, June 13, 2007 2:00:20 AM
hey... what's up with #218?

dashrendar98
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 133 Posts
Wednesday, June 13, 2007 1:52:56 AM
"Early to rise, and early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead."
It's hilarious because it rhymes...

NumbuhZero
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 862 Posts
Wednesday, June 13, 2007 12:42:45 AM
"If you're walking on thin ice you might as well dance."
Love that one.

Woot45
Female, 13-17, Western US
 2284 Posts
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 11:01:34 PM
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you.
ROFLMFAO!

Prowler2885
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 427 Posts
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 7:02:18 PM
Some others I use frequently: (Unlisted as well)

"I'm an idiot; not stupid."

"It doesn't take much to act like an idiot. Just be yourself."


Prowler2885
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 427 Posts
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 6:56:42 PM
I love this one I came up with.

"Considering gene-splicing. We can combine an Albatross with a Pig and make many dreams come true."


thetoastking
Male, 18-29, Europe
 629 Posts
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 3:30:24 PM
lol you dont need a parachute to skydive you only need a parachute to skydive twice

eleutherarch
Female, 13-17, Europe
 1005 Posts
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 3:26:53 PM
"Sex on tv can't hurt unless you fall off."

ROFL xD


moojuiceman
Male, 18-29, Europe
 936 Posts
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 3:06:02 PM
"if you dont succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, then lie"

now thats a life plan


philitup23
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 3362 Posts
Tuesday, June 12, 2007 2:22:31 AM
i really like this..im using it for my away messages

B-Hazard
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2981 Posts
Monday, June 11, 2007 9:12:04 PM
-121. Every man has his price. Mine is $3.95.-

Mine's about Tree Fitty.


nicole_xo
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 2564 Posts
Monday, June 11, 2007 7:18:44 PM
464. You're just jealous because the little voices only talk to me.

Aha, so true


spongamabob
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2164 Posts
Monday, June 11, 2007 6:10:22 PM
i love these.

AFTERSHOCK
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2479 Posts
Monday, June 11, 2007 6:03:03 PM
^I'VE USED THAT ONE BEFORE! :D HEHE


meepdude
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 267 Posts
Monday, June 11, 2007 5:25:00 PM
"Be naughty, save santa the trip." LOL

metter
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 1027 Posts
Monday, June 11, 2007 5:10:52 PM
man...im wasting so much printing this ll out...15 pages :(

metter
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 1027 Posts
Monday, June 11, 2007 5:07:43 PM
BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!

i really like that one...


mindy_rawrr
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 52 Posts
Monday, June 11, 2007 4:39:26 PM
For a good time call (415) 642-9483?
I don't get it.
-sniff-

Myloveispain
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 22 Posts
Monday, June 11, 2007 4:23:28 PM
446:Why do they use sterile needles for lethal injections?

BEST QUESTION EVVVEEERRR. <3

xD


hellosilly
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 69 Posts
Monday, June 11, 2007 4:18:39 PM
lmao i REALLY loved those!

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