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Scan Spots Women Faking Orgasms

Hits: 28087 | Rating: (2.7) | Category: Science | Added by: buddy
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evilempress1
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 414 Posts
Saturday, August 18, 2007 5:12:30 PM
Baathazaq looks like my dad

Prowler2885
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 427 Posts
Tuesday, June 05, 2007 12:18:13 AM
Oh, and one last thing:

I've noticed a whole LOT of ignorance on this topic. For a bunch of sex-crazed maniacs that is society; you all really are selfish to the point of pure ignorance.

I mean, yes, women; if we don't know what you want, tell us; if you want foreplay, then don't drag it all out. We'll just make you as bored as we were in the end out of spite; if we're not good in bed, tell us where we went wrong, and we'll improve, guaranteed. And if you don't want it so rough, then don't say you like it rough.

Yes, everyone is different, that's why a little something called communication is required. Without it; well, you see how bad off society is already, right? No wonder why everyone cheats on each other. I mean, anti-social geeks communicate more than that. I speak as one of them.

Insult me if you want. I have more free time than the guys that researched this.


Prowler2885
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 427 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2007 11:40:24 PM
Okay, now after actually reading the article:

The reason you'll regret is because-

1) You will never be satisfied.
2) You'll begin lying your a$$ off, more than getting your a$$ off. (If you can notice the innuendo); which can really ruin relationships in an instant.
3) Nerds like us will learn the secret of detecting fakes. Out of curiousity.
4) You may not want to see that person again, but because they thought they were awesome in bed (due to a fake, and the reccurrent lies); And the following events will inconveniece the both of you (especially the girls).
5) Someone will research how to detect them, and why that is so. But that's too late.

Kudos to the poor sap that had to deal with fakers, and actually put research into it.

Tip to women: we prefer women who are honest. Insult is if you may, but hey; we can improve if we want.


Prowler2885
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 427 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2007 11:25:31 PM
Moral. Don't fake; you'll regret it sooner or later, whether you meant well or not.

Why else are there so many a$$holes about?

(Excuse any bias)


kph155
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 536 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2007 10:39:08 PM
sounds like a few scientists were bored, it happpens.

RedNine
Male, 13-17, Canada
 100 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2007 10:23:18 PM
Ummm...can anyone tell me WTF this is doing on IAB?

I highly don't think I'll be worrying about pleasuring a partner sexually for a long time.


sertrbl
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1452 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2007 6:29:19 PM
"^^^^^^^^ well DUH ! And I am most assuredly positive that MOST women LIKE foreplay. Most guys are 'preoccupied' yes, but how come women aren't ??? Thats why MOST women FAKE it, cuz the guy is PREOCCUPIED. lord help us all."
gosh you're so full of yourself. you act like you speak for every woman on the planet. sure, most may like foreplay, but if guys are as preoccupied and worthless as you make us seem, we don't know much about foreplay. instructions never hurt. again, faking is the worst thing you can do, it wont improve anything and you'll be stuck unsatisfied.

"^^^ I was going to say something really bad BUT I am a better person than that, you are just a selfish jerk."
you've got to be kidding me. do you not realize the hypocrisy of saying how humble you are? plus, if you're such a good person to not say anything, then DON'T, stupid. don't tell us how you COULD, but you wont.


sertrbl
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1452 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2007 6:27:03 PM
"^^^^^^^^ well DUH ! And I am most assuredly positive that MOST women LIKE foreplay. Most guys are 'preoccupied' yes, but how come women aren't ??? Thats why MOST women FAKE it, cuz the guy is PREOCCUPIED. lord help us all."
gosh youre so full of yourself. you act like you speak for every woman on the planet. sure, most may like foreplay, but if guys are as poeoccupied and worthless as you make us seem, we dont know much about foreplay. instructions never hurt. again, faking is the worst thing you can do, it wont improve anything and youll be stuck unsatisfied.

Overmann
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3156 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2007 11:48:01 AM
"It's called relationships people. I've been with my partner 2 years and he knows EXACTLY what I want and when and how. Like I do him. It's not about yourselves, it's about thinking about the other person, so maybe if you all stopped being so selfish you might find you enjoyed yourself for once."

And here I was, thinking we were talking solely about the act of sex itself and not any variable precursors to it. Gee.


larajunky
Female, 40-49, Western US
 2243 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2007 10:18:10 AM
^^^ I was going to say something really bad BUT I am a better person than that, you are just a selfish jerk.

speedsta
Male, 18-29, Australia
 614 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2007 9:05:21 AM
Q. Why do women fake orgasms?
A. Because they think we give a poo

gilderof
Female, 18-29, Europe
 375 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2007 7:43:34 AM
lol I love how all the girls are like, "oh I need foreplay" and all the guys are like "well we're not psychic!"

It's called relationships people. I've been with my partner 2 years and he knows EXACTLY what I want and when and how. Like I do him. It's not about yourselves, it's about thinking about the other person, so maybe if you all stopped being so selfish you might find you enjoyed yourself for once.


tr1n1ch1ck
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 50 Posts
Monday, June 04, 2007 12:51:55 AM
hmm...funny how this one link caused me to join IAB finally.
ok, in my view, Baalthazaq AND larajunky are correct if viewed from the standpoint of their respective sex.
girls do need to speak up and say "I want..." and guys need to actually listen to the girl. when this happens there's never the need to fake it so we (girls) can get to go read a harlequinn and dream about the perfect guy.

Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
 4753 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2007 11:54:40 PM
I'm not mad.... I was just saying. :P

Ok, less sarcasm from now on. Point taken.


philippic
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1704 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2007 10:08:20 PM
i woulda thought this woulda linked to the sun newspaper or summit.. not the f'in BBC

jjcruiser13
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 711 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2007 9:13:36 PM
I have to agree with the whole letting the guy know how to get you off thing.
A guy doesn't have girl parts. How is he supposed to know what it feels like when he does something?
You have to tell him, obviously. A guy is never going to know how to please you unless you lead him a little.

desie
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 672 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2007 8:36:08 PM
patriotpuppy - "Until a woman has been with Chuck Norris, she has never experienced a true orgasm. Anything else... is faking."


wow that was honestly the funniest thing i've read all day


larajunky
Female, 40-49, Western US
 2243 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2007 7:33:06 PM
^^^^^^^^ well DUH ! And I am most assuredly positive that MOST women LIKE foreplay. Most guys are 'preoccupied' yes, but how come women aren't ??? Thats why MOST women FAKE it, cuz the guy is PREOCCUPIED. lord help us all.

Overmann
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3156 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2007 7:01:16 PM
larajunky, I would hope that you can appreciate that sex isn't all about foreplay, as much as you're going off on it. Eventually a guy does indeed stick his penis into a girl's vagina and while it'd be preferable for the girl to enjoy it, the guy won't necessarily know unless told what he's doing wrong (his mind is assuredly on other things).

patriotpappy
Male, 50-59, Southern US
 760 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2007 6:50:48 PM
Females lie when they fake it.

Males lie when they tell their mates, "No, dear, that dress does NOT make your butt look big."

Until a woman has been with Chuck Norris, she has never experienced a true orgasm. Anything else... is faking.


larajunky
Female, 40-49, Western US
 2243 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2007 6:39:14 PM
Baalthazaq : I don't just tell him he already knows. The proof is in the pudding, so to say. No pun intended. I never feel so bad that I need to fake it. Sorry to disappoint you. Oh and that part where you say that your being a 'little sarcastic'? Well how are we supposed to know? You know everything right? You prove it just by all the facts that you give us on almost every post you bless us with, so I thought you were giving us one of your fun 'actualities', my bad. Cheers to your girl. Sorry if I have made you mad.

42467
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 756 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2007 5:32:15 PM
Baalthazaq-you are right,you do speak for all of us.....took the words right outta my keyboard

Baalthazaq
Male, 18-29, Asia
 4753 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2007 4:40:52 PM
Lara:
"Oh and I feel sorry for your girlfriend or wife if you don't care if she's having a good time in bed."

1) I was being a little sarcastic when I said "we don't care".
2) Oh my, assumptions assumptions assumptions. Who says I don't like foreplay or that I "just stick my rooster all up in it" and expect fireworks? I think someone's got a hubby they want to be a mind reader. You need to tell him not the people on the internet.

Or I guess just tell him he's the greatest of the great and wonder why he doesn't improve. ;)


jdf2k7
Male, 13-17, Europe
 329 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2007 4:13:27 PM
i dont need this i know my woman doesnt fake hers

CheeseMan1
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1430 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2007 3:57:40 PM
I can just see some people performing these tests on women.

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