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Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

Hits: 61359 | Rating: (2.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: buddy
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Thegodofhats
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 60 Posts
Sunday, June 03, 2007 12:39:29 PM
repost.

GAMERBOY260
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 142 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2007 10:11:20 PM
that,s weird and horrible for men

YUP_IM_BORED
Female, 13-17, Western US
 197 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2007 2:07:39 PM
hey all you guys who are making this all serious...its a joke ok? dont make a huge deal! *cough cough* mannax99 *Cough* *cough*

YUP_IM_BORED
Female, 13-17, Western US
 197 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2007 2:06:31 PM
hey all you guys who are making this all serious...its a joke ok? dont make a huge deal! *cough cough* mannax99 *Cough* *cough*

ArtisticJen
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 24 Posts
Saturday, June 02, 2007 12:49:02 AM
Wish there were more

ASIMO
Male, 18-29, Europe
 44 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 8:18:37 PM
Funny but it's only wishful thinking. Sorry ladies. Keep trying.

iamrobot13
Male, 13-17, Canada
 160 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 7:55:18 PM
This reminds me of that stupid thing that women
say: "all men should have to give birth once"

well if we did it would split our dicks into
into something that sounds a Cannibal Corpse
song.

speaking of which, I should send that in as
a song name to them "Shattered Urethra".

Now thats drating brutal.


Hc00
Male, 18-29, Europe
 121 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 4:41:30 PM
And on male birth, ive currently got a bit of a problem with old mr pokey and pissing sometimes hurts like crazy, I wouldnt want to pass a baby through there oh dear oh my...

Hc00
Male, 18-29, Europe
 121 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 4:40:18 PM
1 A war everymonth is stupid but I bet my testicles the war rate would increase, women are more erratic & as aggressive on average as men and much moreso during hormonal times.
2 The amount of sensory devices (cant remember the proper name but pain receptors doesnt fit as its not neccasarily pain) isnt higher in women, and thier density depends where on the body you look.

And women have higher pain tolerances on average than men evolved into them due to the function they perform (men just hump and go, women force the little drater out)


Jazz5490
Female, 13-17, Europe
 296 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 2:37:08 PM
I like lol well good!

Matwix_2004
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2105 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 2:35:55 PM
"Haha. Male birth would be much more painful I think.."
Actually, no, it would be less painfull.
Women have one hell of a lot more pain receptors then men do (roughly double what a man has) so... we should probably start treating women better. ^^;;

Prowler2885
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 427 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 1:57:45 PM
It startles me how many women would prefer men to give birth instead.

Remember, we have a more difficult time finding a suitable mate; moreso noble one. Woman, they just have to give birth and raise thier "Mistake" from college days or worse, high school days; because they were wild party animals becoming hypocrites to thier kids.

If women ruled the world; I guarantee they'd make it law to sue 1-night standers... Oh wait, they do that anyway.


lurkerofdoom
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 5 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 1:36:42 PM
You know, spotted hyena females have been giving birth through a penis-like extention for millions of years. Maybe men can do it after all.....

Sexist, but taken with a grain of salt and a chuckle as it should be. It's not like women don't talk about men as well. I do think the gender 'lines' that are drawn are becoming fuzzier. =)


Maelstrom_x
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1886 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 11:57:23 AM
If women ruled the world, yes, they would have to have dicks.

cooldudejay1
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 4:28:30 AM
ive got loads of pictures such as
1 in car show rooms it wouldnt be different types of car it would be differnent colour of car
2 the toilet seat chained down
3 the anykey on the keyboard
4 car parking spaces 3 times bigger than normal
5 secret make up in the mouse of a computer
6 on a speed camera itr would say fix hair and make-up
7 on word on computers the paper clip would say stuff such as thats a nice top
did you watch so and so last night
8 on a self making shelf - instructions = call daddy
9 instead of Black and decker - pink & decker
10 instead of knives on a pen nife make up items
11 pink petrol stations - princess petrol ( or gas if your ayank :P)
12 make up stash on the steering wheel

jay


Prowler2885
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 427 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 1:42:30 AM
I feel like injecting napalm into my brain for even thinking about that.

Kill me now.


Prowler2885
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 427 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 1:40:56 AM
Actually, RG365 makes a good point.

Remember, women are far more bizzare than men are. I don't want to recall sources; but consider the advantages that women would see in having "equipment". It's horriying.

They could fu(k us over literally, as well as enjoy themselves a little more. And so on and so forth.

Excuse my observations ladies, but this seems most plausible. Explicit, but plausible.


Chibi_Ichigo
Female, 18-29, Canada
 1058 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 12:59:34 AM
lol okay? How would woman change history and biological functions? If the womb was attached to a different hole then it would make more sense. A baby could come out an ass easier than a penis... Plus it would mean babies for those who enjoy the sexy man sex XD

mrmedia
Male, 18-29, Western US
 121 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 12:58:53 AM
gosh this freaked me out

RG365
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 43 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 12:41:50 AM
I think you all missed the obvious comment about the last pic. That's a woman. If women ruled the world, they would want penises.

tourettes
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1115 Posts
Friday, June 01, 2007 12:19:00 AM
some chinese guy (who is very fruity by the way) actually concieved and gave birth to a child, although thru c-section. no, the colon or anus didnt act as a uterus. actually i have no idea how it would work but very fruity gay people have more imagination than the rest of us

overall interesting


coolthing97
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 1049 Posts
Thursday, May 31, 2007 10:49:18 PM
lol, OMG, wtf, funny, i loled.

Prowler2885
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 427 Posts
Thursday, May 31, 2007 10:49:15 PM
To answer about how women would benefit from male pregnancies: they wouldn't have to do the reproducing, they can continue doing thier usual routine, and human would continue reproducing, except now, asexually.

But would thaqt then mean that women would become pleaure-class, as well as working class?

If it's only the cost of a painful birthing process in order to have someone to do all the work and maintaince and so forth. I don't know if women can count this as an advantage. Remeber, we're menm, and then hermaphrodites; we can find a way to become superior with that.

But for the sake of masculinity; thank God I don't have to deal with that reality.


YUP_IM_BORED
Female, 13-17, Western US
 197 Posts
Thursday, May 31, 2007 10:37:18 PM
hey all you guys who are making this all serious...its a joke ok? dont make a huge deal! *cough cough* mannax99 *Cough* *cough*

Prowler2885
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 427 Posts
Thursday, May 31, 2007 9:57:08 PM
The last one is a tad disturbing.

Plus, if men were pregnant, we'd be the laziest animals around. So much, that it's amazing we're not at the bottom of the food chain.


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