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Standing or Sitting?

Hits: 27260 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: buddy
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8o8azn
Female, 13-17, Western US
 133 Posts
Friday, November 16, 2007 8:09:08 PM
sitter....
if you stand ur butt cheeks go together so cant really wipe...and if u sit, your butt cheeks spread so its easier....
sitters unite

tomboygirl12
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 327 Posts
Wednesday, June 06, 2007 8:38:22 PM
uhh...stander, definately a wierd subject...

burjo7
Male, 18-29, Europe
 175 Posts
Thursday, April 12, 2007 8:04:46 PM
I'm a stander, if I sit and put my hand round the back there is a danger of my hand making contact of the side of the loo, and I can't go round the front because my p*nis is in the way

Mweebles
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1662 Posts
Wednesday, April 11, 2007 8:53:58 PM
big butts have to stand cuz their hand might get stuck between the bowl and their ass.

Yay for GPF toilets!


AFTERSHOCK
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2479 Posts
Wednesday, April 11, 2007 8:10:58 PM
I AM ACTUALLY REALLY CURIOUS HOW REALLY OBESE PEOPLE OR BODYBUILDERS ARE ABLE TO WIPE THEMSELVES...

CAN SOMEONE POST A VID OF SOMEONE DOING THAT?


someone?
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1417 Posts
Monday, April 09, 2007 6:05:38 PM
he is right though, you'll think how the hell do people do it the other way

since i stand, i say wtf to sitters you have to like stick your hand beneath your ass and into the toilet o_O i can't imagine doing it like that though


VONLINE
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 573 Posts
Monday, April 09, 2007 12:12:03 PM
I stand when I take a dump.

primetime101
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 145 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2007 11:37:02 PM
sitter with occassional standing

xoxcassxox
Female, 18-29, Australia
 446 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2007 10:55:10 PM
Plus I can't even think how the hell you would wipe your arse standing up! Your arse would be more spread sitting....

xoxcassxox
Female, 18-29, Australia
 446 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2007 10:53:20 PM
This is really wierd, I had NO IDEA that people would even think to stand while wipeing thier arses... Aussie toilets are like uk ones by the sound of it... USA toilets look permanantly clogged... wierd..

linkcma
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 309 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2007 8:57:19 PM
Chill out saint_bille. Maybe you are not mature enough to handle the subject, but other people are.

saint_billie
Male, 13-17, Canada
 33 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2007 7:26:08 PM
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH ALL YOU RETARDS??? THE PERSON WHO PUT THIS ON IS A SICK INDIVIDUAL AND WHY WOULD YOU EVEN TELL THE WHOLE WORLD HOW YOU WIPE YOUR ASS??? I MEAN COME ON!!! I'M SURE YOU HAVE SOMTHING BETTER TO DO THAT TALK ABOUT CRAP!!!

benjbenj
Male, 30-39, Europe
 929 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2007 7:18:17 PM
I wonder how sitters can reach the 'affected area' properly.

jetmark
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 1029 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2007 2:03:29 PM
sitter.

RachelAngie
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 175 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2007 1:19:37 PM
I start out sitting and then switch to standing.

BigBonny
Male, 18-29, Europe
 2236 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2007 12:48:41 PM
To whoever asked, sitters dont reach between their legs, they lean to one side, and reach around behind.

As for inspecting toilets... only toilets in the USA have that high water in the bowl thing, maybe some others in the world, but definately none in the UK, so there's no chance of touching water.

In the UK the water is in the bottom of the bowl, the only time it'd be as high as in the US, is if the toilet was blocked!

And US toilets still have those weird horseshoe style seats!


BABY_BEAR
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1410 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2007 12:26:15 PM
i didnt know this was even a dilemma that existed. Surely everyone stands? what kind of lazy b*stard doesnt stand!?
you tear of a nice comfy wad of toilet tissue, stand, look admiringly at what you have produced in the bowl and for signs of any anomalies...then you wipe untill theres nothing left to wipe off, drop it into bowl and flush. This is how it should be done and any other way means youre going to hell.

CheezeMonkey
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 461 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2007 11:50:11 AM
i find this argument to be completly idiotic i dont give a rats @$$ how you wipe youreself.

Kisato
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 754 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2007 3:00:55 AM
That's a wierd... slightly funny story, Rock_On37.... I'm a sitter, blahblahblah, all that stuff... I don't really think it matters because either way, you clean your ass.

Rock_On37
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 310 Posts
Sunday, April 08, 2007 12:30:07 AM
Wow...I really didn't think there was another way. Haha. Come to think of it, I was a stander when I was little, until one day, my friend told me to watch out going to the bathroom with fake nails on, because you might poke yourself O_o...Then I thought I was a freak that did it wrong, so now I'm a sitter.


Wildshadow
Female, 13-17, Western US
 58 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2007 11:08:39 PM
um, how do people come up with this stuff??

anthropology
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 4337 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2007 10:58:31 PM
Standers are just freaks, period.

SlippySanta
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 147 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2007 10:14:00 PM
I used to be a sitter, then I was a stander.

I roll up the toilet paper like a really fat cigarette.


WTFidunno
Female, 18-29, Western US
 456 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2007 9:20:18 PM
Okie, first of all, ew. I'm a sitter, I use both wet wipes (scotts), and regular toilet paper, I'm a folder, not a wadder, and I stand before I flush...

Evil_Smurf
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1333 Posts
Saturday, April 07, 2007 8:45:25 PM
Ugggh. Just... Ugggh.

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