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How to perform your own Tongue Bifurcation

Hits: 22291 | Rating: (1.9) | Category: Community & Lifestyle | Added by: buddy
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firebird37
Female, 13-17, Western US
 332 Posts
Wednesday, March 14, 2007 2:34:22 AM
ew.

now that I have that out of the way, whatever, if someone wants to do that, it's their business. However, that doesn't stop me from thinking it's a stupid thing to do.


Jessicaaah
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 131 Posts
Thursday, March 01, 2007 3:44:56 PM
"that picture of the tongue looks like a mutated pacman coming to life "

lmfao. Okay, this is officially the best comment on this yet.


jerome95
Male, 13-17, Europe
 38 Posts
Monday, February 26, 2007 3:52:53 PM

jerome95
Male, 13-17, Europe
 38 Posts
Monday, February 26, 2007 3:20:39 PM

jerome95
Male, 13-17, Europe
 38 Posts
Monday, February 26, 2007 3:19:48 PM
lol

rach46
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 164 Posts
Sunday, February 25, 2007 1:29:40 AM
y would ppl do that, ew

mangarooboo
Female, 13-17, Western US
 315 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 10:45:15 PM
that picture of the tongue looks like a mutated pacman coming to life

xp
Male, 30-39, Western US
 543 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 8:19:24 PM
Why would someone do that?

jerome95
Male, 13-17, Europe
 38 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 3:21:12 PM
i would love to cut my tounge in halve
:)

ZazaPink
Female, 13-17, Europe
 244 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 2:48:13 PM
...I wanted to have my tounge pierced...I dont think I will anymore,O_O

Oh and AlienExpress,you only need to post once,not flood the whole thing

Pikachu42
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1848 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 1:46:09 PM
WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO DO THAT??? I have a tongue ring, but that's WAY to much!!! I mean....GROS...

ClashRocker
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 37150 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 11:34:02 AM
I have a hard time believing this won't get infected. It's not like antibacterial mouthwash is going to kill all of the bacteria.

Willowpuff
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2236 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 11:17:06 AM
One noise.

URGH


maizcul
Male, 13-17, Europe
 81 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 10:44:05 AM
Why do this? Just pointless.

HarryBalszak
Male, 40-49, Southern US
 1596 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 9:12:40 AM
I don't understand the whole self-mutilation mentality. I really don't.

cnlbell
Female, 18-29, Western US
 417 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 2:24:30 AM
I thought this statement made by PHATZOMA was interesting:

Not something I would ever do. But at least I'm adult enough to respect their decision, unlike many of you f*cking hypocritical self-serving closet conformists who want to ridicule and/or punch these people in the face. Do it. I hope they are also crazy enough to pull a blade on your pussy ass and give you a second smile, ear to ear.

He points the finger at "hypocrits" and wags his finger at them for not showing respect to others, then wishes for someone to pay them the ultimate disrespect by mutilating their face. The intelligence of some people is so low, as to be on the negative scale.


WTFidunno
Female, 18-29, Western US
 456 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 2:05:49 AM
I used to want this done...when I was a teenager. Glad I got over that..

kuuipo7283
Female, 18-29, Western US
 20 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 1:17:35 AM
Oh and uh reverse...having body mods doesn't make you Emo, Emo is the new evolved goth. Those people are the ones that need help.

evil_noodle
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 364 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 1:03:17 AM
"This guy isn't hurting you!!!!" - everyone who said something near this.
Stfu. Nor are anorexics or bulimics, or people doing abortions, but they are such big deals, right? I don't see how you think if doing it to yourself restricts other people from expressing their opinions.

"Why do you guys care?"
Maybe were not selfish stuck up jerks who care for only themselves. Maybe we care for humanity, not him in particular. Hell, I could care less, I admit, I'm just arguing back to those who try to make this sound normal and 'cool.' And to those who are arguing to others for stating their opinion, but in doing so are stating an opinion themselves.

Whoa I'm in a griping nagging mood today, woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Oh well, life goes on. I don't fight over internet often, because its like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win, your still retarded. W/E I'm out.


kuuipo7283
Female, 18-29, Western US
 20 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 1:01:45 AM
yeck, just thinkin bout having a jewel implanted into my eye gives me the maaaajor heebie-jeebies...tried to not say out right what it was to keep it a surprise when you opened the link, but couldn't not do it...

kuuipo7283
Female, 18-29, Western US
 20 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 12:58:52 AM
Started hearing about this a few years back...in fact my go to body mod dude had this done to himself by a fellow piercer/tattoo artist. Looks cool, but I'd never do it. Oooo and about three years back he was tellin me about this "new" mod that was hot overseas and was starting to come out in the States...read through the comments here, and didn't see it mentioned so I did some research and got a link for it so you wouldn't think I was BS'in ya'll. I think if forced to have either my tongue bifurcated or having this done, I'd chose the bifurcation anyday....take a look The "New" body mod craze!!

evil_noodle
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 364 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 12:52:06 AM
alienexpress: Just stop. Your humiliating yourself, whether you know it or not. And you act like everyone who doesn't like mutilating their bodies spends too much money. I probably buy one thing a month, and they are either a pack of gum, a gift for someone else, or eyeliner/jelly bracelets. Yet I really think this is gross. Humanity has evolved far from mutilating your body such as so, so why act like were in the style of 600AD? And spending money can't kill you by bacterial infection and cause a lot of pain and blood loss. As it says, do your research. This is a very dangerous and (oh my god! An opinion on a forum, freak out!) stupid. If you want to do this to your body, (no one in specific) then go ahead. But I recommend you don't use the simple supplies here, like 'kitchen scissors, or a small knife.' (as stated in the diary) Alien, its ok for you to express your opinions, and no one freaked out on you until after you freaked on them. Cool it, its just opinions.

kph155
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 536 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 12:18:13 AM
But I dont understand what can come out of splitting your tongue in half.

SpaceDyeVest
Female, 18-29, Europe
 22 Posts
Saturday, February 24, 2007 12:12:53 AM
It's ridiculous that people are giving instructions to do this sort of thing at home. If you really want to split your tounge in half you should definitely go to a professional rather than risk bleeding to death by your own sloppy work.

Soon there will be chop your penis in half at home instructions and half of you will be saying 'It's their choice, respect it'.

Not every stupid decision people make deserves respect. Sure they can do whatever they want, but they can't expect people not to have negative opinions about it. People who do that type of poo are attention whores who don't care what sort of attention they get, negative or positive.


Bekll
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 1976 Posts
Friday, February 23, 2007 11:38:22 PM
I candidly declare that any person who bifurcates his/her tongue is an absolute moron! The tongue is not meant to be fooled around with! Respect it!

I hate piercings too. Sure the people aren't hurting others, but they're hurting THEMSELVES and that's irrational. (Yes, that's right. I don't have any piercings - including the ears.)


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