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Worst Analogies Ever Written

Hits: 96212 | Rating: (3.7) | Category: Arts & Literature | Added by: mattjblythe1
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Male, 13-17, Western US
 808 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:54:07 AM
i liked em.
McBride fell 12 stories and hit the ground like a hefty bag full of vegetable soup.

Male, 30-39, Western US
 1363 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:45:59 AM
These are pretty funny.I especially liked "Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze"

Male, 18-29, Canada
 4278 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:43:34 AM
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."

That's actually quite clever. Especially compared to the "six-foot three-inch tree."

Male, 18-29, Western US
 91 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:43:10 AM
These aren't taken from high school essays. As the actual page says, it came out of a contest, and adults wrote them. It's from the Washington Post, and their Style Invitational contest.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 35 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:37:22 AM
You have to admit, these are pretty creative

Male, 13-17, Canada
 1599 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:33:05 AM
#3 Wins.

Male, 18-29, S. America
 168 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:31:29 AM
thiss is my second drrunk psost!"

Male, 18-29, Canada
 2555 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:28:11 AM
I should thrown in a Few of my Ex GF's 9Named Cathy Gagnon. Be my guest for whatever you want to do using that name) (I'm not resposible)

"My heart is a dark dungeon in a Dark castle with thick cold stone walls"

Male, 18-29, Western US
 789 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:24:01 AM
Lmao. I thought they where pretty funny.

Female, 50-59, Western US
 15155 Posts
Saturday, January 27, 2007 7:45:02 PM
HAHAHA! funny!

Male, 13-17, Canada
 149 Posts
Saturday, January 27, 2007 7:23:32 PM
Link: Worst Analogies Ever Written [Rate Link] - Taken from high school essays.

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