 derangedingo
Male, 13-17, Western US
 808 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:54:07 AM
i liked em.
McBride fell 12 stories and hit the ground like a hefty bag full of vegetable soup. |
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 dudeman1st
Male, 30-39, Western US
1362 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:45:59 AM
These are pretty funny.I especially liked "Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze" |
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 R_U_Kidding
Male, 18-29, Canada
4278 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:43:34 AM
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."That's actually quite clever. Especially compared to the "six-foot three-inch tree." |
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 phreakphit
Male, 18-29, Western US
91 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:43:10 AM
These aren't taken from high school essays. As the actual page says, it came out of a contest, and adults wrote them. It's from the Washington Post, and their Style Invitational contest. |
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 BPP4GLC
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
35 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:37:22 AM
You have to admit, these are pretty creative |
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 -NeonCarrot-
Male, 13-17, Canada
1599 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:33:05 AM
#3 Wins. |
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 meganopoullu
Male, 18-29, S. America
168 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:31:29 AM
thiss is my second drrunk psost!" |
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 KoalaMeatPie
Male, 18-29, Canada
2555 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:28:11 AM
I should thrown in a Few of my Ex GF's 9Named Cathy Gagnon. Be my guest for whatever you want to do using that name) (I'm not resposible)"My heart is a dark dungeon in a Dark castle with thick cold stone walls"
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 Shisi
Male, 18-29, Western US
787 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 2:24:01 AM
Lmao. I thought they where pretty funny. |
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 tulip
Female, 50-59, Western US
15155 Posts
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 7:45:02 PM
HAHAHA! funny! |
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 mattjblythe1
Male, 13-17, Canada
149 Posts
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Saturday, January 27, 2007 7:23:32 PM
Link: Worst Analogies Ever Written [Rate Link] - Taken from high school essays. |
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