 Rich5678
Male, 13-17, Europe
 132 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 9:40:51 AM
The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.well duh! |
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 LPAkira
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
215 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 9:33:27 AM
I think "Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever." is too amazing to be real. That is just hilarious. I can see someone putting that in a school assignment and the teacher not even getting mad - assuming he or she had a good sense of humor. |
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 jvcc
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
1444 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 9:30:09 AM
I love the one about the lovers racing towards eachother like freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:30 PM. |
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 phatzoma
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
319 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 9:17:07 AM
Yeah, like derangegingo said. LMFAO at that one!!! (while trying to imagine a hefty bag full of soup doing exactly that!) |
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 Dukit
Male, 13-17, Western US
78 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 8:55:17 AM
"His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free" Is my favorite. |
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 siny_toy_gun
Female, 13-17, Western US
268 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 8:46:28 AM
i dont know why but the one about the hefty bag made me crack up hahaha |
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 maples
Male, 13-17, Asia
1219 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 8:33:07 AM
hahaha, the "what kids think about love" one was a hell lot funnier XD (go to the archives, its first) |
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 Bennyd
Male, 13-17, Europe
1290 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 8:00:15 AM
Things like this always crack me up. awesome. |
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 FLB
Female, 18-29, Europe
1246 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 7:36:46 AM
" He was as tall as a 6 ft 3inch tree"
that just cracked me up for some reason, very funny!! |
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 BigBonny
Male, 18-29, Europe
2236 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 7:18:01 AM
The way a bowling ball wouldnt, that one is fine, and witty. Russell Beland has a few entries there though. |
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 lolakitty72
Female, 30-39, Eastern US
2500 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 7:09:05 AM
The "second tall man" was best. |
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 Kainonis
Male, 18-29, Western US
248 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 7:06:50 AM
XD Haha, this is fantastic. |
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 DragonSageX
Male, 18-29, Western US
190 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 7:00:35 AM
The first one already had me laughing, so did number 5...But I was most surprised to see that this thing has a rating of 4.0 that's like...rare right? |
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 Will-O-Wisp
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
467 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 6:53:02 AM
Actually, yes, some of those are pretty good. Particularly for a humor essay. Even the hummingbird one could work if you added the right surrounding sentences. However, as a whole, it was pretty funny. :) |
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 Volaverunt
Male, 13-17, Europe
159 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 6:37:41 AM
Love school essays |
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 chikoori
Female, 18-29, Western US
3540 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 5:28:19 AM
My favourite: The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. |
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 upendy
Female, 13-17, Australia
1754 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 5:06:45 AM
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. |
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 Kaizer250
Male, 18-29, Western US
779 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 4:10:31 AM
This post wilst forever remain upon this site's Top Rated list.
So mote it be.ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm |
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 pat125
Male, 18-29, Western US
744 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 3:52:22 AM
The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play. ROFL! |
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 TheEx
Female, 13-17, Canada
158 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 3:42:12 AM
"Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center."Heh heh, I couldn't stop laughing at that one. |
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 Pinkies
Female, 13-17, Europe
664 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 3:42:11 AM
Lol..."her eyes were like two circles with dots in the center." Lovin it lovin it |
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 Delfette
Female, 18-29, Southern US
174 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 3:34:10 AM
The ones I had to suffer through in that damn Honors Compostition course were much worse. |
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 BakaNeko728
Female, 18-29, Southern US
670 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 3:34:10 AM
wow, glad to know that teachers are doing their job... |
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 SpoonFork
Male, 30-39, Western US
1280 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 3:25:40 AM
Some of those were intentionally ironic or lame, I'm sure. |
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 Scotchy
Male, 18-29, Asia
598 Posts
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Sunday, January 28, 2007 3:18:10 AM
yea, some of those were pretty good, don't know why they are in the "worst" category. |
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