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Worst Analogies Ever Written

Hits: 96205 | Rating: (3.7) | Category: Arts & Literature | Added by: mattjblythe1
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RichJames88
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 74 Posts
Monday, January 29, 2007 12:43:50 PM
if i was a teacher and i saw this, i'd give an A

takerrules
Male, 18-29, Europe
 237 Posts
Monday, January 29, 2007 11:43:49 AM
Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake just...magical

Igmo
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 1264 Posts
Monday, January 29, 2007 10:41:58 AM
LMFAO! XD

sprink99
Male, 30-39, Europe
 397 Posts
Monday, January 29, 2007 10:39:27 AM
This is proper creative writing, a bit of imagination for a change. I'd read a book by Russel Belland of springfield.

IkeRay
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2724 Posts
Monday, January 29, 2007 10:36:15 AM
The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.

the best one EVER!


thewabbit
Male, 13-17, Canada
 419 Posts
Monday, January 29, 2007 3:25:02 AM
it might have been funnier if it wasn't the same 3-4 people writing them all.

tourettes
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1115 Posts
Monday, January 29, 2007 12:29:17 AM
These were all funny like that dumb fat kid pretty much everyone knows whose spit is always more white than yours, even if he Isn't!

Oh and only primitive people watch Jeopardy at 7:30! I watch it at 7 o clock ONLY! If i were to move, that would be one of my main concerns, when Jeopardy would come on!

in southern california Jeopardy comes on right at 7! woohoo!


kikikitkat
Female, 13-17, Canada
 156 Posts
Monday, January 29, 2007 12:15:53 AM
"Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-- Jennifer Hart, Arlington"

Hehehe.


Zep Fan
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 11124 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 10:53:09 PM
Those were hilarious!
I liked the train one.

jhonmayer1
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1550 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 10:49:19 PM
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA that was great!
the jeopardy one was the greatest!

artistchick7
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 966 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 10:42:16 PM
Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake
-- Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills


ROFL


MRMike
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 219 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 9:59:38 PM
Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake
Bua HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
*Ahem* what?

Tegeno
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1384 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 9:52:00 PM
"Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. "

LOL


shizzaster
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1955 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 9:41:35 PM
Those are brilliant.
Those analagies are as smart as when you open up a pickle jar and then take a pickle and try to cut it but it smells bad.

Myst1278
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 23 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 9:05:31 PM
It definatly sounds like some of these were MADE to be funny.

lemurarmy
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 348 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 8:57:44 PM
"The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't" whats wrong with that one? seems accurate to me.

SPrinkZ
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2258 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 8:08:14 PM
Oh my God, this is a funny topic that Europeans and Americans can BOTH enjoy without mentioning that Europeans are tea sipping pussies.

canaryellow
Female, 13-17, Western US
 518 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 6:21:36 PM
hehe, clever but kinda old

sanrio908
Female, 13-17, Asia
 29 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 6:13:27 PM
its sooooo much funnier when you're in high school

MechBFP
Male, 18-29, Canada
 829 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 6:11:31 PM
"The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
-- Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala." lol

JAK-STEEL
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 1644 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 5:29:36 PM
The best was "He was as tall as a six foot three inch tree." hahahha

mushslipvayn
Male, 13-17, Western US
 198 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 5:19:48 PM
Haha those were really funny!

xxkangrixx
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 313 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 4:47:53 PM
lol...one of my favorites is:
Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake
-- Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills

lol..


Trizz
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1775 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 4:29:35 PM
"The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease." WTF?!?!?

beernotbombs
Male, 18-29, Western US
 155 Posts
Sunday, January 28, 2007 3:57:02 PM
McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
that was pretty good

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