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Worst Analogies Ever Written

Hits: 96197 | Rating: (3.7) | Category: Arts & Literature | Added by: mattjblythe1
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flyingpixiex
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 153 Posts
Tuesday, May 01, 2007 3:15:24 PM
they are freaking genious

RadRockette
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 675 Posts
Tuesday, April 24, 2007 5:10:28 PM
hahaha i luv em

schmexie
Female, 13-17, Australia
 356 Posts
Tuesday, April 10, 2007 10:26:48 AM
i like the "second tall man" one, i thought that was pretty clever actually.

ragragdoll
Female, 18-29, Canada
 88 Posts
Tuesday, March 20, 2007 5:58:17 PM
liamthebof: The night was as black as something that is white isnt

Haha cute.


Oceana
Female, 18-29, Canada
 28 Posts
Monday, February 26, 2007 1:42:24 PM
It got me at "McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup."

ImNoGod
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1156 Posts
Thursday, February 22, 2007 8:36:19 PM
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

TaterTotz173
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 490 Posts
Thursday, February 15, 2007 9:37:11 PM
he was as tall as a... six-foot-three-inch tree.

NumbuhZero
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 862 Posts
Sunday, February 04, 2007 9:23:34 PM
I laughed so hard I injurd myself.

poematik13
Male, 13-17, Western US
 21 Posts
Saturday, February 03, 2007 8:09:17 PM
lol..."Her beautiful hair glistened like nose hair after a sneeze"

LOLLERSKATES


liamthebof
Male, 13-17, Europe
 105 Posts
Saturday, February 03, 2007 2:46:16 PM
The night was as black as something that is white isnt

liamthebof
Male, 13-17, Europe
 105 Posts
Saturday, February 03, 2007 2:45:48 PM
The the night was a black as something that is very black.

RadRockette
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 675 Posts
Friday, February 02, 2007 9:02:55 PM
LOVED THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gotboost88
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 78 Posts
Thursday, February 01, 2007 11:13:41 PM
Russell Beland really owned that contest

Mbirdgurl
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 926 Posts
Wednesday, January 31, 2007 8:30:01 PM
Most were written by guys XD

BABYWENDY
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 152 Posts
Wednesday, January 31, 2007 6:50:36 PM
these are great!!

ardor
Male, 18-29, Western US
 683 Posts
Tuesday, January 30, 2007 9:00:37 PM
*Best analogies ever written

sims2luver
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1193 Posts
Tuesday, January 30, 2007 8:54:51 PM
Idiots!

shinu
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1394 Posts
Tuesday, January 30, 2007 9:33:50 AM
Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake. hahahahaha

Voxifera
Female, 13-17, S. America
 152 Posts
Tuesday, January 30, 2007 12:33:52 AM
I loved this one... And agreed!!

From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
-- Roy Ashley, Washington


boredest1
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 715 Posts
Monday, January 29, 2007 7:29:11 PM
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like"Second Tall Man."
-- Russell Beland, Springfield

The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
-- Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala.

Priceless. I swear ive seen this list before somewhere though


SilentxEm
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 3285 Posts
Monday, January 29, 2007 5:22:01 PM
Actually, some of these are pretty good... if you have any sense of humor, I mean.
:D

TBirdVBall
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 522 Posts
Monday, January 29, 2007 4:49:48 PM
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-- Jennifer Hart, Arlington
They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
-- Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.

Best ones. XD


xRevengex
Female, 18-29, Europe
 502 Posts
Monday, January 29, 2007 4:28:01 PM
Dr Zoid I laughed at that too!
The hacker one made me laugh the most.

Indigo_M
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 354 Posts
Monday, January 29, 2007 2:51:45 PM
Worst? Those are some of the best analogies I've ever seen!

catcatdog
Female, 13-17, Europe
 112 Posts
Monday, January 29, 2007 2:03:06 PM
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
I loved that one! :D

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