 flyingpixiex
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 153 Posts
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Tuesday, May 01, 2007 3:15:24 PM
they are freaking genious |
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 RadRockette
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
675 Posts
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007 5:10:28 PM
hahaha i luv em |
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 schmexie
Female, 13-17, Australia
356 Posts
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Tuesday, April 10, 2007 10:26:48 AM
i like the "second tall man" one, i thought that was pretty clever actually. |
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 ragragdoll
Female, 18-29, Canada
88 Posts
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007 5:58:17 PM
liamthebof: The night was as black as something that is white isntHaha cute. |
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 Oceana
Female, 18-29, Canada
28 Posts
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Monday, February 26, 2007 1:42:24 PM
It got me at "McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup." |
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 ImNoGod
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1151 Posts
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Thursday, February 22, 2007 8:36:19 PM
He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. |
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 TaterTotz173
Female, 13-17, Southern US
490 Posts
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Thursday, February 15, 2007 9:37:11 PM
he was as tall as a... six-foot-three-inch tree. |
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 NumbuhZero
Female, 18-29, Southern US
862 Posts
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Sunday, February 04, 2007 9:23:34 PM
I laughed so hard I injurd myself. |
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 poematik13
Male, 13-17, Western US
21 Posts
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Saturday, February 03, 2007 8:09:17 PM
lol..."Her beautiful hair glistened like nose hair after a sneeze"LOLLERSKATES |
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 liamthebof
Male, 13-17, Europe
105 Posts
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Saturday, February 03, 2007 2:46:16 PM
The night was as black as something that is white isnt |
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liamthebof
Male, 13-17, Europe
105 Posts
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Saturday, February 03, 2007 2:45:48 PM
The the night was a black as something that is very black. |
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RadRockette
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
675 Posts
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Friday, February 02, 2007 9:02:55 PM
LOVED THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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 gotboost88
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
78 Posts
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Thursday, February 01, 2007 11:13:41 PM
Russell Beland really owned that contest |
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 Mbirdgurl
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
926 Posts
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Wednesday, January 31, 2007 8:30:01 PM
Most were written by guys XD |
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 BABYWENDY
Female, 18-29, Southern US
152 Posts
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Wednesday, January 31, 2007 6:50:36 PM
these are great!! |
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 ardor
Male, 18-29, Western US
683 Posts
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Tuesday, January 30, 2007 9:00:37 PM
*Best analogies ever written |
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 sims2luver
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
1193 Posts
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Tuesday, January 30, 2007 8:54:51 PM
Idiots! |
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 shinu
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
1394 Posts
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Tuesday, January 30, 2007 9:33:50 AM
Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake. hahahahaha |
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 Voxifera
Female, 13-17, S. America
152 Posts
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Tuesday, January 30, 2007 12:33:52 AM
I loved this one... And agreed!!From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
-- Roy Ashley, Washington |
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 boredest1
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
715 Posts
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Monday, January 29, 2007 7:29:11 PM
Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like"Second Tall Man."
-- Russell Beland, SpringfieldThe politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
-- Wayne Goode, Madison, Ala. Priceless. I swear ive seen this list before somewhere though
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 SilentxEm
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
3285 Posts
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Monday, January 29, 2007 5:22:01 PM
Actually, some of these are pretty good... if you have any sense of humor, I mean.
:D |
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 TBirdVBall
Female, 18-29, Southern US
522 Posts
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Monday, January 29, 2007 4:49:48 PM
Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
-- Jennifer Hart, Arlington
They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
-- Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y. Best ones. XD |
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 xRevengex
Female, 18-29, Europe
502 Posts
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Monday, January 29, 2007 4:28:01 PM
Dr Zoid I laughed at that too!
The hacker one made me laugh the most. |
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 Indigo_M
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
354 Posts
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Monday, January 29, 2007 2:51:45 PM
Worst? Those are some of the best analogies I've ever seen! |
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 catcatdog
Female, 13-17, Europe
112 Posts
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Monday, January 29, 2007 2:03:06 PM
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
I loved that one! :D |
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