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Worst Analogies Ever Written

Hits: 96208 | Rating: (3.7) | Category: Arts & Literature | Added by: mattjblythe1
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Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 707 Posts
Monday, October 05, 2009 3:07:21 AM
how are these worst? clearly these are the best

Male, 13-17, Southern US
 594 Posts
Tuesday, June 09, 2009 6:54:48 PM
I would totally use ones like these oO
If they're accidental, then the writers are dumb. If they're intentional, then the writers are brilliant.

Male, 18-29, Western US
 63 Posts
Monday, June 01, 2009 11:32:01 PM
some of those were actually really, really good analogies. but the others were quite hilarious.

Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 4 Posts
Monday, December 08, 2008 10:26:18 AM
link doesn't work

Male, 18-29, Western US
 48 Posts
Saturday, November 15, 2008 7:00:11 AM
The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

Male, 13-17, Western US
 567 Posts
Friday, October 10, 2008 10:05:07 PM
Wooww!!! This was so funny! I was literally laughing so loud!
thanks to DDylan for providing the solution to the broken link at http://www.etni.org.il/farside/analogies.htm
Pass it on!

Male, 13-17, Canada
 232 Posts
Sunday, August 31, 2008 9:13:26 PM
Well it seems more like they were intentionally made ridiculous and stupid, which actually makes them better.

Male, 13-17, Europe
 98 Posts
Monday, August 18, 2008 1:53:29 PM
the link didn't work for me: get it here


if it doesn't for you either

Male, 18-29, Western US
 553 Posts
Wednesday, May 21, 2008 9:54:18 PM
The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon. LoL

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 23 Posts
Monday, April 28, 2008 8:48:41 PM
I write stuff like this all the time on midterms as a form of protest if the essay topic sucks. (referring to migrating geese as "avian angels", etc.)

Male, 13-17, Western US
 13 Posts
Tuesday, April 15, 2008 4:59:10 PM
My favorite "The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can."

Female, 18-29, Canada
 19 Posts
Tuesday, April 15, 2008 2:23:40 PM
i thought it said worst apologies ever written... i was expecting apology letters or something

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 46 Posts
Thursday, January 31, 2008 12:45:27 PM
"The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease."

Male, 13-17, Western US
 185 Posts
Saturday, January 05, 2008 3:28:30 PM
lol i feel the hacker one happened to me once... only once

Female, 30-39, Western US
 2789 Posts
Wednesday, August 29, 2007 7:05:07 PM
i kinda like the bowling ball one.

Female, 13-17, Europe
 224 Posts
Monday, August 27, 2007 1:01:55 PM
"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."

Most of these are deliberately weird - I think they're good.

Male, 13-17, Western US
 546 Posts
Wednesday, August 08, 2007 3:56:34 AM
Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake

i totally get what he's trying to say. spot on, spot on.

Female, 18-29, Europe
 3303 Posts
Saturday, July 21, 2007 11:13:17 AM
Russell Beland is pretty good at making the worst analogies...

Female, 70 & Over, Eastern US
 1267 Posts
Friday, July 13, 2007 9:22:49 PM
terry pratchet does the BEST analogies

Female, 30-39, Southern US
 4 Posts
Wednesday, July 11, 2007 12:08:25 AM
"Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."

Too funny.

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 332 Posts
Saturday, July 07, 2007 6:10:45 PM
I don't think they're the worst... They actually make sense. THey're brilliant and hilarious. IMO

Female, 13-17, Southern US
 359 Posts
Saturday, July 07, 2007 2:15:25 PM

Male, 18-29, Canada
 295 Posts
Friday, June 22, 2007 4:04:06 AM
I couln't stop lol... (that's laughing out loud)

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 2785 Posts
Thursday, June 14, 2007 4:19:32 PM
I went to my fridge and got a Dr Pepper just to see if the dot was on the can. It's not. Wow those were hilarious its to hard to pick a favorite. Oh and Jeopardy has always been on at 7:00 here.

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 427 Posts
Wednesday, May 23, 2007 7:44:36 PM
My computer has a synthesized voice; so, making it read some of those was pretty funny.

Especially "McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup."

I gotta see a video of that. You know, a bag of vegetable soup fall from that high. Which reminds me; has anyone posted the "David Letterman's Top Ten Things to See Fall From 7 Stories" yet?

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