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Broccoli Theif

Hits: 13553 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: buddy
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lupoligirl
Female, 18-29, Europe
 184 Posts
Saturday, January 06, 2007 9:00:21 PM
wat a prink

angelicamber
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 2226 Posts
Tuesday, January 02, 2007 6:04:43 PM
WTF?!

nop9001
Male, 18-29, Western US
 133 Posts
Tuesday, January 02, 2007 1:31:38 AM
didnt he spell theive wrong?????????? just wondering correct me if im wrong

kmuggee
Female, 13-17, Western US
 771 Posts
Monday, January 01, 2007 10:33:13 PM
BROCOLLI INVASION! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

gabcab
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 657 Posts
Sunday, December 31, 2006 8:52:32 PM
My theory is that he is a kleptomaniac that saw his golden opportunity. he probably didnt even care that it was broccoli, he just wanted to steal something

david_kap1
Male, 13-17, Canada
 59 Posts
Sunday, December 31, 2006 5:57:57 PM
*picks up radio* CODE RED CODE RED we have found the brocolli smuggalar, hes trying to excape GET THE TOMATOE GUNS FIRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE "wow never thought it would come to that" AHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH NOOOOO tomatoes.... my true enemy *falls*

shinu
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1394 Posts
Sunday, December 31, 2006 12:55:11 PM
"On the black market, I can't imagine that's something that's worth money to anybody." lol black market vegetables

TomSFox
Male, 18-29, Europe
 718 Posts
Sunday, December 31, 2006 1:06:29 AM
"We are looking for a broccoli thief. If you see someone who looks suspicously healthy or a vegetarian CALL THE POLICE INSTANTLY!!!"

maples
Male, 13-17, Asia
 1219 Posts
Sunday, December 31, 2006 12:42:39 AM
he wont get constipated while robbing other peoples houses.

Brian 61316
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 744 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 10:06:40 PM
Ok so we have Four mayor solutions to the crime
1- Te Broccoli Bandit stole it for another one of his elaborated broccli schemes to rule the world. Batman and Robin are working hard on the batkitchen to solve this one out.
2- The Kids Next Door finally completed operation, "Not a Green Giant Anymore!" and are working on the destruction of the evil brussel sprouts, after some root beers of cours.
3- A group of drug dealers are using the trailer for the growing of their own "greens" and selling smashed up Broccoli to the stupid druggies that have zero neurons left.
4- A 21st century Robin Hood will give the stolen broccoli to the needy.
5- Some wierdo's dream of having a broccoli pool just came true.
In any case we all know the same thing. Broccoli just made our day. well at least mine
(ideas taken from FallenSoul, VictoryRider, hagane and snapplemouse; thnx for the laughs :D XD )

CRA-Z_HEART
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 319 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 9:06:24 PM
answer to your question, buddy, Broccili Rocks.

Link1919
Male, 13-17, Australia
 238 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 8:55:05 PM
omfg why would u steal that. Lol bet he didnt know what it was

nicole_xo
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 2564 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 5:43:21 PM
'Cause it's good. Duh.

wales4eva
Male, 13-17, Europe
 581 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 5:00:04 PM
"What is someone going to do with that amount of produce?"
sell it for carrots maybe

teath123
Male, 13-17, Europe
 2219 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 4:43:20 PM
lmao

bumblecock
Male, 18-29, Western US
 857 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 3:40:05 PM
"What is someone going to do with that amount of produce?" Zorich said. "On the black market, I can't imagine that's something that's worth money to anybody."

I LOL'd here.


Mxa
Male, 13-17, Europe
 132 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 3:14:56 PM
AHAHAHA so funny!! I laughed as hell XD

michaelteh
Male, 18-29, Canada
 86 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 3:06:22 PM
id steal a truckload of broccoli. i love that sheit!!!!

FallenSoul
Male, 18-29, Canada
 926 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 3:04:10 PM
Aramil What on Earh makes you think the guy could not drive the truck? Read my prior post, this sort of thing is not uncommon and is often linked to huge grow-ops and sometimes even organized crime. More often than not, these people are proffesionals.

metter
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 1027 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 2:25:01 PM
Cheesey brocooli!!! !!!!mmmmm..... ....Broocoooli... ........ZCheese... ....mmmm

jvcc
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 1444 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 2:08:54 PM
Nothing makes me more proud to live in Illinois.

HaruHaru
Female, 13-17, Southern US
 1077 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 1:59:12 PM
The guy obviously stole the veggies so he can build a garage out of it, the individual pieces will be stuck together with cheese and piled like bricks to store the truck, DUH!

LaChica
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2198 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 1:58:18 PM
o.0 very awkward.

hagane
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
 977 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 1:33:44 PM
Somewhere in the world, kids are rejoicing! Sounds like the Kids Next Door finally completed operation, "Not a Green Giant Anymore!"

Woot45
Female, 13-17, Western US
 2284 Posts
Saturday, December 30, 2006 12:47:30 PM
I read this in my newspaper two days ago.... this site is slow with news stories.

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