 cpt_obvious
Male, 13-17, Western US
 22 Posts
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Friday, January 26, 2007 1:51:07 AM
Sweet, mind control bugs really DO exist! Ya know, if the snail didn't eat the bird poo, he wouldn't be in that predicament. |
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 KMeTG
Male, 18-29, Europe
1269 Posts
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Sunday, December 24, 2006 8:37:53 PM
The bird doesn't eat the snail as it thinks the snail's eyes are maggots.Like anyone's reading this after 2 days! |
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 engelbert
Female, 18-29, Europe
247 Posts
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Saturday, December 23, 2006 10:30:43 AM
Is it just me, or did she sound like a female version of Stephen Hawking? |
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 brightred
Male, 13-17, Southern US
144 Posts
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Friday, December 22, 2006 1:46:15 PM
poor wittle snail |
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 sponjman07
Male, 13-17, Europe
119 Posts
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Friday, December 22, 2006 12:36:07 PM
Fish cant catch colds.Have you ever seen a fish blowing its nose on a paper tissue?It would disintergrate lol. |
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sponjman07
Male, 13-17, Europe
119 Posts
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Friday, December 22, 2006 12:33:23 PM
DISCO DISCO DISCO! |
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 Artgeek
Female, 18-29, Western US
153 Posts
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Friday, December 22, 2006 3:12:12 AM
Wait, snails eat bird poop?
This is the worst circle of life ever. |
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 silverfang
Male, 18-29, Canada
297 Posts
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Friday, December 22, 2006 2:01:38 AM
Seconded. |
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 procker14
Female, 18-29, Western US
506 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 9:44:59 PM
parasites seem like jackasses |
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 spongamabob
Female, 18-29, Southern US
2164 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 9:04:42 PM
those tentacles actually looked pretty cool. but it still sucks since it was a parasite. |
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 pidwidgeon
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
718 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 7:16:41 PM
Rave snailThat's just a little gross. I really didn't want to see a bird take a crap today. |
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 Darkwyng91
Female, 13-17, Western US
11 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 6:32:14 PM
Evil. Gross. Poor snail XD
Insects have already taken over Earth. We humans just don't want to admit it. *smirk* |
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 kevinz
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
97 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 6:26:34 PM
From wikipedia:
Penis fencing:
Flatworm reproduction is hermaphroditic, meaning each individual produces eggs and sperm. When two flatworms mate, they exchange sperm so both become fertilized. Some flatworms, such as Pseudobiceros hancockanus engage in penis fencing, in which two individuals fight, trying to pierce the skin of the other with their penises. The first to succeed inseminates the other, which must then carry and nourish the eggs.[1] They usually do not fertilize their own eggs. Turbellarians classified as planarians (usually freshwater, non-parasitic) can also reproduce asexually by transverse fission. The body constricts at the midsection, and the posterior end grips a substrate. After a few hours of tugging, the body rips apart at the constriction. Each half grows replacements of the missing pieces to form two whole flatworms. This also means that if one of these flatworms is cut in half, each half will regenerate into two separate fully-functioning flatworms.
L |
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 shizzamX
Female, 18-29, Southern US
2835 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 6:12:07 PM
ahh. this was great. |
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kevinz
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
97 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 5:58:23 PM
Hmm..what could be next? Who's betting fish? |
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kevinz
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
97 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 5:50:19 PM
Ok...
1st parasite post was about ants
the next was about grasshoppers
and this one is about snails.
I will moniter IAB, waiting for a "human zombofying parasite" video.
Those worms are too damn smart!
I wonder if every snail in the world is infected...we must save the french!
Hurry! To the zomb-o-bile! |
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 blackmind
Male, 13-17, Europe
688 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 5:49:41 PM
Rammstein221 i was just useing Bush as a referance point but your idea is good too, let me try it............................bush sucks
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nope, nothin.BTW firedragongt, I didn't expect it but I did hope for it. *zones out*....shells...sHELLs...ummm i mean BRAINS!!!!!
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firedragongt
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
70 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 5:40:36 PM
am i the only one who read "zombifying" and expected the snail to eat snails??? |
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veryhardgame
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
39 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 5:12:54 PM
"Daaammnn, who knew that so many parasites were so much smarter then 75% of America..."You must be one of the 75% because it's "than" |
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Rich5678
Male, 13-17, Europe
132 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 5:00:20 PM
hehe i can imagine
Snail: umm where are you taking me
parasite: muahaha youll see
Snaill: ok but i hope its fu.. OH S**T IT A BIRD. |
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Wey_Pooh
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1023 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 4:20:44 PM
Another reason why we should kill all animals so that only humans live in this planet. No plants either, next thing we know and they start growing parasites, too. |
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 canaryellow
Female, 13-17, Western US
518 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 4:04:47 PM
It turns out that the world of insects is much more dangerous than IO could have ever imagined. Thanks, IAB. |
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 TopperHey
Male, 18-29, Europe
1945 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 3:26:52 PM
Humans have plenty of parasites too. I'd hate to go all Live Aid, but they're mostly in the 3rd world so we don't hear about them so much.Someone put a human parasite thing on next. THAT would be gross! hee hee |
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 Rammstein221
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
409 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 3:11:04 PM
HOORAY! Let's use something entirely unrelated to rip on Bush. I'm not a fan of the man, but nothing about this screams "BUSH IS A DUMBASS" |
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silverfang
Male, 18-29, Canada
297 Posts
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Thursday, December 21, 2006 3:06:09 PM
i loves these parasites!
keep em coming |
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