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Sexual Slacker or Overacheiver?

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Morguebabe
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 33090 Posts
Monday, September 22, 2003 8:38:43 PM
Mostly B's - Sexually C+

Well, honey, sexually you're dime-a-dozen. Not that you can't put on a four-star show when you're in the mood, but most nights you don't get a standing O for your performance. You probably had a short run in the sex fast-lane. But when you sobered up, you most likely felt more ashamed than deliciously slutty. It's fine to be middle of the road, but every once in a while you've got to take the off ramp and get your mud flaps dirty.


a networking party ??? LOL


PrincessXTC
Female, 18-29, Europe
 6622 Posts
Monday, September 22, 2003 7:02:11 PM
Well I didn't answer Cs cuz it makes you sound like you've slept with everyone under the moon, but that doesn't mean you're experienced. It just means you don't know hwo to close your legs

celticwench
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 639 Posts
Monday, September 22, 2003 10:03:21 AM
Wow, I'm a slut. Who knew?

grace25
Female, 70 & Over, Africa
 12005 Posts
Monday, September 22, 2003 9:56:36 AM
Crappy quiz, really.

dietpepsiho
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 113 Posts
Sunday, September 21, 2003 4:02:20 PM
Mostly B's - Sexually C+

Well, honey, sexually you're dime-a-dozen. Not that you can't put on a four-star show when you're in the mood, but most nights you don't get a standing O for your performance. You probably had a short run in the sex fast-lane. But when you sobered up, you most likely felt more ashamed than deliciously slutty. It's fine to be middle of the road, but every once in a while you've got to take the off ramp and get your mud flaps dirty.


Sofey
Female, 30-39, Western US
 63837 Posts
Thursday, September 18, 2003 6:05:02 PM
Haha Elb!
Too damn lazy to get your ass in the game.

good one!


elbereth
Female, 18-29, Europe
 40950 Posts
Monday, September 15, 2003 4:05:23 AM


thanatos355
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 33938 Posts
Monday, September 15, 2003 1:11:15 AM
Mostly C's - Sexual Over-Achiever

You are such a slut! Good for you. You've left no sexual stone unturned and you get an A+ in the experimental department. One word of warning, at some point, you're going to run out of new things to try--and new people to try--and you'll HAVE to do the same thing with the same person. Start mentally preparing now and it won't be such a bummer when it finally happens.


Faith
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3420 Posts
Sunday, September 14, 2003 4:01:46 AM
You are such a slut! Good for you. You've left no sexual stone unturned and you get an A+ in the experimental department. One word of warning, at some point, you're going to run out of new things to try--and new people to try--and you'll HAVE to do the same thing with the same person. Start mentally preparing now and it won't be such a bummer when it finally happens.

citygirlkris
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 10724 Posts
Saturday, September 13, 2003 9:42:14 AM
I'm a slut...tell me something I DIDN'T know!!!

Sofey
Female, 30-39, Western US
 63837 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2003 10:43:04 AM
You are such a slut! Good for you. You've left no sexual stone unturned

zephyr
Male, 18-29, Western US
 19106 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2003 9:58:57 AM
The answers were far too obvious. It's not hard to decide your own outcome. A total failure as a quiz, and horrible waste of two minutes of my life.

guilty729
Female, 18-29, Europe
 8153 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2003 9:23:53 AM
Baby, you aren't even trying! Don't blame it on bad luck, or a broken heart, you my friend are a serious sexual slacker. You secretly WANT to be a sex superstar, you are too damn lazy to get your ass in the game. Stop relying on those pick up tips you learned in college (in the real you have to work a little harder than "Hey, wanna split a six pack in my room?"). Find someone (or even TWO people) who would make your mother cringe and seduce them with your innocent charm. There's not a sex fiend in town who won't be reeled in with that gollygee-I've-never-done-something-like-this attitude that you come by naturally. P.S. You can keep using that line once you're up to par.


Staygold82
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 5327 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2003 7:24:38 AM
Sexually C+

Well, honey, sexually you're dime-a-dozen. Not that you can't put on a four-star show when you're in the mood, but most nights you don't get a standing O for your performance. You probably had a short run in the sex fast-lane. But when you sobered up, you most likely felt more ashamed than deliciously slutty. It's fine to be middle of the road, but every once in a while you've got to take the off ramp and get your mud flaps dirty.


saskgirl
Female, 30-39, Canada
 3053 Posts
Friday, September 12, 2003 7:22:44 AM
me too.

shaun54
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 29120 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2003 11:32:28 PM
ditto to what kiki said.

KikiPeepers
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 57701 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2003 10:45:17 PM
Mostly B's - Sexually C+

Well, honey, sexually you're dime-a-dozen. Not that you can't put on a four-star show when you're in the mood, but most nights you don't get a standing O for your performance. You probably had a short run in the sex fast-lane. But when you sobered up, you most likely felt more ashamed than deliciously slutty. It's fine to be middle of the road, but every once in a while you've got to take the off ramp and get your mud flaps dirty.


buddy
Male, 30-39, Western US
 18663 Posts
Thursday, September 11, 2003 9:46:44 PM
Link: Sexual Slacker or Overacheiver? [Rate Link] - Take the quiz and see where you stack up.

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