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Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing

Hits: 16687 | Rating: (2.6) | Category: News & Politics | Added by: buddy
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Shillier
Male, 18-29, Canada
 262 Posts
Thursday, March 15, 2007 1:23:42 PM
ok...

flourchild29
Female, 30-39, Midwest US
 270 Posts
Sunday, December 10, 2006 9:49:56 AM
mythbusters busted this myth a while ago
great episode.

Kraken
Female, 18-29, Western US
 17398 Posts
Sunday, December 10, 2006 3:19:01 AM
What a dumbass.

lieunym
Female, 18-29, Western US
 463 Posts
Sunday, December 10, 2006 2:38:55 AM
I thought that the smell would have been so bad that they needed to land because passengers couldn't breathe.
Was wrong

DoughnutBoy
Male, 13-17, Western US
 709 Posts
Saturday, December 09, 2006 10:00:28 PM
maybe she had taco bell before she got on the plane

mattjblythe1
Male, 13-17, Canada
 149 Posts
Saturday, December 09, 2006 4:45:42 PM
poor woman

VVIsGod
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 577 Posts
Saturday, December 09, 2006 1:51:09 PM
Ha. I was listening to something about this on the Preston and Steve show the other morning in the car. That lady is a fcuking moron.

sims2luver
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 1193 Posts
Saturday, December 09, 2006 11:25:32 AM
What the...?

Legion5
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 445 Posts
Saturday, December 09, 2006 3:47:53 AM
I think the ban decision just keeps morons away. :)

Mean but still..

It's not that 4 is dangerous, but they have to empose a limit somewhere, matches can be very explosive if put in a closed environment, try putting one in a drilled hole in a block of wood, then put a nail ontop of it, drop a large rock onto the match and it will loudly explode.

Very similar to gun powder, you COULD make a rudimentary match powered gun... the point is, it's a good idea to limit it somwhere. :)


U_Tube_Steak
Male, 30-39, Western US
 6 Posts
Saturday, December 09, 2006 1:09:00 AM
Body odor? She must've taken one killer dump. I think I am gonna hurl.

MandyLea
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 247 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 10:49:46 PM
Ok, so let me get this strait you can take up to four books of matches on the plane but no more. So why would five books of matches be more dangerous than four? Five books of matches can take down a plane but four can't? who cares about the stinky lady! There is a more important issue at hand here...what kind of idiots do we have in charge of our airlines?

lockedup
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 298 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 8:36:42 PM
Couldn't they have just given her a warning? It seems a bit harsh to ban her...

KMeTG
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1269 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 6:39:31 PM
I was hoping it would be about a woman who smelled fart so she opened the door to waft away the smell.

Sadly, I was disappointed.


nicole_xo
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 2564 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 5:31:08 PM
Thanks, terrorism. Nobody would of been worried if nothing ever happened.

bang_
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 274 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 5:08:30 PM
aww... i wanted to post this. this means WAR buddy!

NumbuhZero
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 862 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 4:16:50 PM
That lady is gross...

dkstudios
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 130 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 2:46:36 PM
<justin not here>
James: I woulda lit my fart! crazy arseholes

monert
Female, 18-29, Europe
 2234 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 2:28:09 PM
lol, stupid.

weehoocandy
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
 46 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 12:38:59 PM
I heard about this on the news. Can you say IDIOT?

Invalok
Male, 18-29, Western US
 729 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 12:36:17 PM
"lol, very funny! But seriously, youre allowed matches aboard, but yet if you strike one youre a terrorist. Where oh where does that make any sense at all?"

Ask yourself... why would I light a match on a plane?

To light a cigarette - Smoking is prohibited
To light a bomb
To ... ?


B-Hazard
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2981 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 12:13:43 PM
Either she's got a farting issue and should own those butt pads that make your farts smell fresh, Or she has a body odor issue and she shoulda wore perfume.

Either way she's an idiot for having a condition she's that embarrased about and not and not bringing anything that would actually help.


thespread
Male, 13-17, Europe
 362 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 12:11:39 PM
Four books of matches? I suppose terrorists don't need clever little liquid bombs.

Bennyd
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1290 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 11:33:01 AM

jeffkodine
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 59 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 8:59:03 AM
actually a lit match, not flatulence, forced the airplane to land

BABY_BEAR
Female, 18-29, Europe
 1410 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 7:04:59 AM
'lol, very funny! But seriously, youre allowed matches aboard, but yet if you strike one youre a terrorist. Where oh where does that make any sense at all?'

oure allowed on board a plane with a full bowel but it doesnt mean youre allowed to sh*t all over the floore.


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