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Animals are Better Than You

Hits: 54941 | Rating: (3.4) | Category: Funny | Added by: buddy
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Male, 13-17, Canada
 1599 Posts
Wednesday, January 20, 2010 8:07:41 PM
Last my ass!

Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 990 Posts
Wednesday, September 02, 2009 5:12:14 AM
Last. Godly skill.

Male, 13-17, Southern US
 2 Posts
Monday, April 09, 2007 7:53:01 PM
Sorry about posting twice. 1000 characters wasn't big enough.

"So, the moral of this story is that every animals have a big good point, and many low ones
And the human haves a bunch of mid/hi-lvl points"

A lot of mid points don't cut it in the extreme habitats in the world. Who needs running in the middle of the ocean? Having gills is much more important. What good would running do in a jungle full of trees?

Animals are adapted to their habitats, whereas we appear to be in the middle ground.

Male, 13-17, Southern US
 2 Posts
Monday, April 09, 2007 7:45:27 PM
"If those animals are beter than us why are we on top of the food chain? "

How does being on top of the food chain make us better? It makes us vulnerable to any change in the food chain below us.

"Animals are useless because they're stupid. We are better because we're smart, except for a lot of other people, like hippies (PETA). Our brains make us better than all other animals, can animals destroy the world? Can animals alter their DNA so that someday you can travel at the speed of light? No. Seals taste nasty, we have better taste than polar bears."

Do animals need brains to survive? No. Our brains compensate for what we lack in physical abilities. Polar bears don't have good taste so they can eat seals and survive where only seals exist.

We depend on animals. They would be fine without us. Thus how are we better than them? Without them, this lovely little planet wouldn't be so abundant with life. No life would exist at all. We all depend on them.

Female, 13-17, Western US
 11 Posts
Thursday, December 21, 2006 7:02:52 PM
If the playing field was fair and we didn't have any guns... we'll be nothing but cat n' dog n' bear n' croc n' shark n' vulture food. Ya see, that's why we have "highly developed brains" (though I think that's a big lie and we just say that to feel superior and justify our killing, polluting, etc of the planet), to compensate for our physical flaws (which are very numerous).
That said, I actually found it pretty funny XD

Male, 13-17, Asia
 1219 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 12:12:04 PM
But it was pretty funny.

I'm bored again.

Male, 13-17, Asia
 1219 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 12:11:20 PM
... Has anyone who said "we suck if were against animals 1 v 1 realize that that is how the human race started? If our brains werent sophisticated to beat the crap out of all living beings, then we wouldnt rule teh whole freakin world rite now.
We started with no weapons and pwned those bastard - son - of - a - pig - and - an - elephant - b!tches with our sexy overpopulation skillz muahahahaha.
And a truck would run over that d@mn cheetah.

Hell I can eat a seal, but I prefer not to eat one thank you, Mr. Polar Bear, you FATTY.

And that truck is a TRUCK.

Anyways, croc hunters own crocs with their bare hands. And string.

F.Y.I., I have a GF Mr. Penguin...

Mr. Turtle, meet your new enemy. Shotguns.

And what else was there... nope covered it all.
Oh yeah and Mr. Tapir, its the barnicle. you got beat by a friggin BARNICLE. Wow.

Well anyways,
Just makin it clear.
I torched all ya'll animal's arses.

Female, 18-29, Western US
 1434 Posts
Friday, December 08, 2006 12:01:04 AM
Oh I feel so unworthy now! Not. LOL

Female, 13-17, Europe
 38 Posts
Monday, November 20, 2006 6:09:08 PM
Lol Its basicaslly saying thayve adapted better than Us and that without our weapons ferraris and technology, Thay are better than us, But we have all that Crap and we can nuke the ba$tards.

Female, 13-17, Europe
 243 Posts
Monday, November 20, 2006 1:35:52 PM
Didn't find this funny at all... Boring, stupid fake laughing...

Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 24 Posts
Saturday, November 18, 2006 10:27:02 PM

Male, 18-29, Western US
 3 Posts
Thursday, November 16, 2006 3:01:00 AM
I think people are missing the point that it's simply meant as a joke. ._. It looks like Monty Python material, if I'm not mistaken...

At any rate, it's funny.

Humans are simply on top because they have more developed brains, supposedly. People, go out and actually -use- them plz. :(

Female, 18-29, Canada
 162 Posts
Thursday, November 16, 2006 12:59:05 AM
haha, I liked that! it was funny ^^

Male, 18-29, Canada
 4278 Posts
Wednesday, November 15, 2006 12:44:18 AM
Well!! I have never once been shat on by a salt-water crocodile! How very RUDE!!

Male, 18-29, Western US
 223 Posts
Wednesday, November 15, 2006 12:26:06 AM
Hmm...Yes ..the penguin is happierthan me. But I doubt that the tapir's WingDangDoodle is bigger -_- than mine anyways. The cheetah...Human + car = Pwn cheetah...

Croc....Human + Hazmat suit = Pwn Croc

poler bear +....Polar bear = pwn humans...no questions asked

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 955 Posts
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 9:04:43 PM
oh please.
there are so many other ways WE are better than THEM.

Male, 13-17, Canada
 1599 Posts
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 7:56:52 PM
Tortises ARE better then my whole family.

Female, 13-17, Southern US
 201 Posts
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 6:01:48 PM
the cheetah is better than you. and so is the tortise. and the polar bear. and the....

well somebody is GRUUUM-PY :P

Male, 18-29, Western US
 3672 Posts
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 3:56:37 PM
^^ Recycle elves? I thought we were suppossed to eat them! You mean, recycle them into compost? Is that what you're getting at? Only way to rid our habitats of 'em, goddamned buggers live for thousands of years afterall...

Male, 18-29, Western US
 3672 Posts
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 3:55:14 PM
I think god made a big mistake when he gave us dominion over the other animals; he should have put the Tapir in charge. Then again, we have the largest penis-to-body ratio of any PRIMATE, so I suppose cross-order phallic comparisons are not so poignant.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 3632 Posts
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 3:02:17 PM
Pff, Recycle elfs beats em all,
we are the superior race, and every one knows its. (atlest the one wich knows of recycle elfs!)

Male, 18-29, Europe
 199 Posts
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 12:05:27 PM
laughter tracks can suck my balls

Female, 18-29, Europe
 140 Posts
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 7:55:10 AM
oh also, animals are so better than people! Is there any other species on earth that is helping speed up the destruction of earth? Do animals use up resources and polute the planet? do they kill eachother just for the fun of it? nope. You can argue that we are more intelligent as individuals, but as a species we are dumb!

Female, 18-29, Europe
 140 Posts
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 7:50:20 AM
I dont think Tapiers are ugly. I think they're kinda cute, especially the baby ones :)

Female, 13-17, Australia
 60 Posts
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 3:37:54 AM
i was waiting for at the end to have a fat man in his boxers drinking beer watching tv.

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