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Americans for Purity

Hits: 17002 | Rating: (2.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: buddy
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Mbirdgurl
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 926 Posts
Wednesday, September 20, 2006 7:27:29 PM
CREEPY SITE! XD

twitch43
Female, 18-29, Western US
 87 Posts
Thursday, September 14, 2006 9:56:11 PM
pythonline, isn't Dihydrogen Monoxide air? It's been awhile since I took science. If so, that is really funny.

pythonline
Male, 18-29, Western US
 14 Posts
Wednesday, September 13, 2006 8:46:52 PM
For any doubters to how serious this site is, one of their links is to an anti Dihydrogen Monoxide site. Seeing that site made me know that it is nothing but a joke.

twitch43
Female, 18-29, Western US
 87 Posts
Wednesday, September 13, 2006 8:39:33 PM
*www.normalbobsmith.com, stupid IAB

twitch43
Female, 18-29, Western US
 87 Posts
Wednesday, September 13, 2006 8:38:49 PM
Well, there's about a billion things I could say about religion, but I don't really have the time so everyone should go to
Go to the hate-mail section and read the crazy emails, and Bob's responses to them.

shizzaster
Male, 13-17, Canada
 1955 Posts
Wednesday, September 13, 2006 6:29:50 PM
k why was my post deleted? was it because i asked what pulling on the nugget meant?
or was that in another thread?

pui
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3550 Posts
Wednesday, September 13, 2006 4:46:11 PM
uh... >_> because obviously your computer is frencg :O

Invalok
Male, 18-29, Western US
 729 Posts
Wednesday, September 13, 2006 1:53:09 PM
Question...

Why... when I open this site with Fire fox, the site opens up with a French flag on the tab?


pui
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3550 Posts
Wednesday, September 13, 2006 10:00:37 AM
Oh how true are your words, Mr. R_U_Kidding :3

R_U_Kidding
Male, 18-29, Canada
 4278 Posts
Wednesday, September 13, 2006 3:47:41 AM
Yeah, when I saw the Twin Towers I kinda figured this site's a joke. An exceptionally thought-out joke, with an answer for everything, but still a joke.

Dare I join the porn debate? All I'll say is this: It's interesting to see that those who like porn are branded pathetic losers, while those who don't like it are branded uptight prudes. Regardless of how either side (very articulately) justifies thier view, neither is interested in the other's reasoning.


StompinRound
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
 48 Posts
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 11:42:31 PM
HALARIOUS! - from the FAQ section

8) How will a ban on Masturbation be enforced?

* Place random Masturbation-checkpoint roadblocks in America's cities where motorists will be stopped and their cars searched for signs of Masturbation by police with finger-sniffing dogs.


lolz99999999
Male, 30-39, Southern US
 24 Posts
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 10:03:39 PM
holy poo....
"finally there is someone out there who supports my views! I cut my son's penis off to prevent masturbation, and I tie my daughter's arms to her bed.
Thank you!
---John T."
and isnt it drating obvious that is fake? "masturbation brought down the twin towers"
that didnt make it obvious enough

Guest5386
Female, 18-29, Europe
 302 Posts
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 9:35:10 PM
Oooooookiiies ...

1) masturbation isnt bad ... its actually a wonderfull way to learn to know your body ^^ and not only guy masturbate ... girls do too ... and those who dont, you really should girl =P most girl dont know what is a orgasm until they start rubbing themsefl ^^ and rub your clit, vagina is NOT a sensitive part of your body, a bit like a guy trying to cum by rubbing the inside of his mouth with his finger... yes vagina is THAT not sensitive :P

2) its MOST be a joke ^^ but I know some very very disturbed people actually think things like that ^^ A little like "stay virgin! F*ck her in the ass insteed!" Hmmm its because sodomy IS a SEXUAL PRACTICE, you not "virgin" anymore girl. Its sad...

3)I dont think its writing anyway in the Bible in pure letter DONT MASTURBATE! you INTERPRETED that way, or we TOLD YOU it was interpreted that way ^^ but thats YOUR choice and dont say your interpretation is better than any one else interpretation ^^ I respe


kittycatz
Female, 18-29, Western US
 161 Posts
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 9:14:30 PM
It's a joke, folks.

First of all, there is no Scriptural basis to tell anyone not to pleasure him-/herself sexually. The story to which they referred did not reflect any kind of attitude of God's about "wasting semen" - the person was supposed to be taking the place of a relative who had passed on so that the woman could have a child, but because he didn't allow her that chance, he broke the commitment. THAT was the problem.

Secondly, folks...nobody would seriously propose the vast majority of these ideas. NOBODY.

Enough already!


pui
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3550 Posts
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 9:09:45 PM
hmm I guess I'm not normal then XD;

pui
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3550 Posts
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 9:01:39 PM
lol, really that is kinda sad, STARTSOMETIN :P

and btw, I'd do most things porn stars would do and I show that in the high quality photos I send to my boyfriend every week. :P He is very very lucky man. Funny, I never hear him complain about a lack of porn.


scraps
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 74 Posts
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 7:53:39 PM
they forgot cutting of the hands. it's basically a two strikes and your screwed kinda attitude. unless they're flexable. then you have alot of perverted torso people lyin around no good to society filling our homes and streets with unbearable stench of failure.

RexMundi
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1 Posts
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 7:46:38 PM
I cant believe someone spent that much time on such a bad joke.

Wankers..


STARTSOMETIN
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 569 Posts
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 7:21:03 PM
^well acutally we support porn cause thell do things normal women wont do And B.T.W. i spanked it 3 times by the time you finished reading this

pui
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3550 Posts
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 6:31:08 PM
and I hate porn BTW. For many reasons. It's disgusting. And all you guys supporting pornography, you're just arguing for it because you're addicted and could never do without it :P weak.

pui
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3550 Posts
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 6:23:56 PM
I said F*CK. That definitely deserves a f*ck.

pui
Female, 18-29, Canada
 3550 Posts
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 6:23:22 PM
O M F G!?!?

they want FEMALE CIRCUMSISION!?

drat that. then I'd NEVER have an orgasm >_<


M3ntal1313
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 447 Posts
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 5:32:03 PM
It does to feel good.

SPERMBUBBLE
Male, 18-29, Europe
 124 Posts
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 5:22:52 PM
Jeeez! if that sites a Joke then they sure have gone to a lot of effort.

SPERMBUBBLE
Male, 18-29, Europe
 124 Posts
Tuesday, September 12, 2006 5:15:03 PM
Yeah! enough of the master debates. They're really rubbing me up the wrong way.

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