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What to do in a terrorist attack

Hits: 57105 | Rating: (3.6) | Category: Funny | Added by: texorama
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Boman_05
Male, 18-29, Europe
 60 Posts
Friday, September 29, 2006 4:13:57 PM
Love Stuff like this, haven't laughed this much in ages.

Loved the conserve oxygen by not farting one.


gabcab
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 657 Posts
Tuesday, September 26, 2006 9:13:41 PM
I actually laughed out loud like crazy!!!!!!!
Not kidding, ROFL!!!!

trashcan678
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 2969 Posts
Saturday, September 23, 2006 11:53:08 AM
that was pretty funny i loved it

klkl
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 2175 Posts
Thursday, August 24, 2006 10:08:45 PM
they were all great but i think the best was


austin is radio active move to houston


XxxJIMMYxxX
Male, 18-29, Europe
 24 Posts
Thursday, August 17, 2006 9:32:58 PM
Hmmmmm....not trying to sound nerdy here but the last one annoyed me. Quick science lesson:

There are 3 different types of radiation,Alpha, Beta and Gamma.

Alpha radiation is very weak and couldn't penetrate your skin, and is absorbed by a foot of air.

Beta radiation could be stopped by a thin piece of card or indeed some plywood.

Gamma radiation is the only type of radiation that could puncture through you, and needs lead or concrete to insulate it.

So in fact the witty comment next to the picture

"A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation." is most probably true, and can protect you sufficiently against 2 types of radiation.AND Beta radiation is more damaging for you than gamma because although gamma passes straight through you, Beta gets stuck inside you, and makes you ill, so DO carry some plywood!


flarg
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 253 Posts
Tuesday, August 15, 2006 6:14:26 PM
THEY ARE FROM AIRTOONS! stealers! http://www.airtoons.com/toons.php?toon=7...

flarg
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 253 Posts
Tuesday, August 15, 2006 6:12:38 PM
i liked the
"if you see a terrorist arrow, try to pin it against the wall with your shoulder"

clintmilla
Male, 18-29, Western US
 4 Posts
Tuesday, August 15, 2006 1:12:01 AM
that was funny

yourshoes
Female, 13-17, Western US
 208 Posts
Monday, August 14, 2006 7:57:23 PM
LOLZORZ ROFLMFAO nuf said.

monkeydrumme
Female, 13-17, Western US
 261 Posts
Monday, August 14, 2006 7:34:34 PM
ha ha thats like these
http://www.airtoons.com/
funny

ryno1727
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 185 Posts
Monday, August 14, 2006 4:34:25 AM
"If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not look for it."

At that point, i simply lost all sanity and cracked up.


tpaisehne
Female, 13-17, Western US
 37 Posts
Sunday, August 13, 2006 11:17:46 PM
"If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that poo."
hahahahahahahahaha

7451
Male, 70 & Over, Canada
 3653 Posts
Sunday, August 13, 2006 9:26:47 AM
I love this. I couldn't stop laughing.

Yuna511
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 7 Posts
Sunday, August 13, 2006 8:33:15 AM
that is really dumb

artistchick7
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 966 Posts
Sunday, August 13, 2006 12:11:51 AM
LMAO

pidwidgeon
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 718 Posts
Saturday, August 12, 2006 11:09:16 PM
Oh that is tears in the eyes hysterical. I could not stop laughing.

Lazorfish
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 977 Posts
Saturday, August 12, 2006 10:51:43 PM
Those were spectacular! Please sir, can I have some more?
"More? MORE? NO BITCH *smack*"

mutrick
Female, 30-39, Western US
 98 Posts
Saturday, August 12, 2006 6:44:36 AM
What? I don't get it.

Jessiquita
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 52 Posts
Friday, August 11, 2006 8:17:39 PM
funny

HiyashiChan
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 54 Posts
Friday, August 11, 2006 10:06:07 AM
Whoops, copied too much.

HiyashiChan
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 54 Posts
Friday, August 11, 2006 10:05:13 AM
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What to do in a Terrorist Attack
The US government has a new website, www.ready.gov. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.


If you have set yourself on fire, do not run


If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.


If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder


If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.


Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!


The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one (1) armless hand.


"Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the f*** away."
Lmao. xD


magic_number
Female, 13-17, Europe
 584 Posts
Thursday, August 10, 2006 6:46:27 PM
Hahahaha!

bigoldjeffry
Male, 70 & Over, Southern US
 747 Posts
Thursday, August 10, 2006 6:23:37 PM
That would be funny except that it isn't.

bdiddy307
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1328 Posts
Thursday, August 10, 2006 1:36:03 PM
That was funny, I thought the farting one was the best.

MsYummiSushi
Female, 13-17, Europe
 24 Posts
Thursday, August 10, 2006 1:31:58 PM
If your building collapses, give yourself a b***j** while waiting to be rescued.

That was fauckin funny!!!


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