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Goatse Polo Shirt

Hits: 19983 | Rating: (2.3) | Category: Funny | Added by: buddy
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Female, 13-17, Europe
 670 Posts
Tuesday, July 25, 2006 6:45:15 AM
um ok. im still disturbed from the ipod one

Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 84 Posts
Sunday, July 23, 2006 1:20:07 AM
ok the harlequin fetus isn't THAT bad. Just sad & a little bit disturbing. Sadly I've heard of both goatse & Lemon Party. If I'm right, the lemon party is a link to a bunch of old men uhh... doing it ? Goatse is just GROSS probably the worst thing you can ever see. Never heard of tubgirl I think I should look it up =)

Female, 18-29, Western US
 1491 Posts
Saturday, July 22, 2006 7:45:28 PM
Yea there is a site online I used to have a link of that was called something like "the worst of the internet" and it had all the links to the worst things online. It had tubgirl, goatse and the harlequin fetus. There was even a link to a video of one of the only harlequin fetuses to live for more than a few hours outside of the womb. It was disturbing.

I wouldn't want a goaste shirt. yucko!

Male, 18-29, Europe
 1269 Posts
Saturday, July 22, 2006 7:24:11 PM
Google Image Harlequin fetus.

To aid you all in your decision over whether or not you wish to see it, harlequin fetus syndrome is where the baby is born with scaly plates instead of normal skin. Everywhere there should be a fold (like on the inside of the elbow) instead the skin is cracked and the underneath shows through. The lips are almost always pulled back in a devastatingly gruesome grin, due to the skin tightening. The eyes are always red, possibly due to the baby having abnormal eyelids and not having adequate protection. Very few sufferers survive the first couple of days. A story once documented the plight of a 16-year-old sufferer, who sheds so much skin on one night that his bed sheets are covered in skin cells, like they've not been changed in months.

I must warn you all, it's not nice. I'm not posting a link because it's THAT bad. Links can be clicked carelessly, but you can't accidentally enter HARLEQUIN FETUS into Google, can you!

Male, 13-17, Canada
 154 Posts
Saturday, July 22, 2006 4:04:19 PM
...wow great now i know what the hell a goatsie is...and that poo is messed up!

Female, 18-29, Southern US
 754 Posts
Saturday, July 22, 2006 4:28:02 AM
Harelquin fetus? Ok, I heard of Goatse and Tubgirl and sadly seen them both (A guy at school printed the pictures out and waved them around to everyone...) but never harelquin fetus...

Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 110 Posts
Saturday, July 22, 2006 1:24:20 AM
god i'm sorry i read any more of these posts. urgh... the darkside of the internet shows itself....

Female, 13-17, Canada
 86 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 11:25:40 PM
Tub girl is awful. The other one that was always brought up w/ tub girl and goaste among my group is the harelquin fetus.

I never saw it, but I heard that it was even worse than the other two..... :(

Male, 13-17, Canada
 1955 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 8:38:34 PM
sorry, and uh kmetg, my friend also sent tubgirl to me.
its one of the nastiest things i've seen in my life. including a goatse.
it's vague now, but it was some chick in a tub taking a poo (colour: moss green) in her mouth, and it's not JUST poo, but diarrehea (SP).

Male, 13-17, Canada
 1955 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 8:37:17 PM
it's worse than you think too, cuz a normal hole isn't that huge, i think, but they stretch it to gross proportions.

hehe, kyle, someone has to be the enlightener too!

WARNING DO NOT CLICK OPTIONS DUB'S LINK, my friend sent it to me. for the love of all that is holy do NOT press it.

Male, 18-29, Canada
 64 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 8:16:14 PM

dont say i didnt warn you.

Male, 18-29, Europe
 1269 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 7:29:44 PM

What's Tubgirl?

Or do I not want to know...?

Male, 18-29, Europe
 788 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 4:32:00 PM
"What about prize-giving? Where would the rosette go?"

I think you know.

Female, 13-17, Western US
 140 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 3:47:58 PM
I bet next they'll make something along the lines of lemon party or tubgirl. >.0

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 8136 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 2:48:55 PM
oh. my. god.

please, please, please don't let them create a Tubgirl logo.


Male, 18-29, Europe
 1269 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 2:47:08 PM
Do you think goatse practitioners have conversations about it?

"Hey John, I managed 4 inches last night."

Do you think they have competitions?

"My goatse's bigger than your goatse."

What about prize-giving? Where would the rosette go?

Female, 18-29, S. America
 1755 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 1:38:03 PM
that's just sick minded!

Female, 13-17, Canada
 86 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 1:28:39 PM
I dont actually remember my first encounter... although my friends always talked about it to disgust other poeple.... I think it may have had something to do with a friends display picture.

And then a link they sent me that I was stupid enough to follow.

Probably other crap in here.

The one I remember the most, though, is when I got a letter from a friends, in which they enclosed and ascii goatse. :(

Female, 13-17, Western US
 140 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 1:19:21 PM
Well, saw the picture... Now starts the nightmares, once you see it you just kind of are frozen, you can't move....its just so...

Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1225 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 1:16:32 PM

Male, 18-29, Canada
 836 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 1:12:31 PM
I saw the Goatse thingy when someone on here put it in a spoiler in that goatse iPod link.

Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 15 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 12:13:40 PM
i felt so much more better about life before i read this

Female, 13-17, Southern US
 248 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 12:03:22 PM
"The theme here is classy: sleek, high-quality polo shirts that feature my signature goatse logo. I want a comfortable shirt that can be worn at the office or on the golf course. And I want the shirt to display an ambiguous image of a stretched anus."


Female, 13-17, Europe
 116 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 11:55:55 AM
Oh God, i remember seeing the Goatse dude for the first time... not funny -.-
For those of you who don't get it, The Goatse Man is a picture of a guy bent over, with his hands pulling apart his ass hole. The logo on the shirt is pretty much what it looks like lol. Google it if ya really want.

Male, 13-17, Europe
 1646 Posts
Friday, July 21, 2006 11:41:06 AM
Friday, July 21, 2006 2:28:15 AM
Am I an idiot? Like I dont get it. well anyway... 2nd Comment... Nniceee!
someone always has to ask...

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