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Guy Fed up with Telemarketers

Hits: 50760 | Rating: (3.5) | Category: Funny | Added by: buddy
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chillardbee
Male, 30-39, Canada
 1 Posts
Wednesday, August 30, 2006 5:50:04 PM
thats both funny and awsome, i love the way he says "get off my phone line"

hurts2exist
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 97 Posts
Monday, August 21, 2006 8:19:40 PM
My Hero

kimmylearose
Female, 18-29, Australia
 296 Posts
Thursday, July 13, 2006 12:15:16 AM
hey, you know someone told me if you refuse to hang up your phone when they call, they cant make any other out going calls. so you can answer it, put it to one side and finish eating dinner or whatever and they can't do anything. i havent tried it yet though.
my brother answered one once, there was a Japanese lady with really bad english. it was pretty funny.
'is this Mr. Turner?'
'this is *A* Mr. Turner.'
'Can I speak Japanese?'
'I don't know, can you?'
(silence)
'Umm, I mean, can you speak Japanese?'

reb0rn4never
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 653 Posts
Thursday, July 06, 2006 3:08:51 PM
death to all telemarketers: get a REAL job.

funefarm3
Female, 40-49, Southern US
 7 Posts
Wednesday, July 05, 2006 10:05:39 AM
THAT was f*#&ing great!

BeachBum0694
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 298 Posts
Tuesday, July 04, 2006 11:43:52 AM
now i feel bad.....
lol

stinkyrat
Male, 18-29, Western US
 64 Posts
Tuesday, July 04, 2006 7:31:03 AM
dude, I work in a call center. we're just doing our job. If you don't want us to call back, don't swear at us, just kindly inform us that you want to be off the list, confirm we heard it and that we are doing that, and then say goodbye. Now, if you're tlaking to AOL and trying to cancel you may have to swear..... Basically, imagine if it was your kid you're talking to on the phone and it was his job. For those of you who like your kids, how would you want someone to talk to them?

Capt0bvious
Male, 18-29, Europe
 1 Posts
Sunday, July 02, 2006 8:44:41 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, I am a telemarketer. It's a job, not a career - it's a way to put food on the table. Believe me guys, the job is crap enough already before people that think it's funny start abusing us. Having to spend 8 hours a day in a cramped, noisy office on acthe phone, being expected to make another call as soon as you hang up the previous one and being treated like a lower form of life by people with different jobs in the office is not a fun environment to work in. The quickest way to end the call and stop future callbacks is to be nice and ask us to remove you from our database - if you ask, we're legally obliged to. Hang up on us and we WILL call you back another time - not out of spite, it's just our job.

To reiterate, we're just doing our jobs guys, spare a thought for how poo our jobs are BEFORE you abuse us. Would you abuse someone so badly if they were actually stood in front of you? We're people too.


Mighty-
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 201 Posts
Sunday, July 02, 2006 2:19:06 AM
you guys do kno that its against their companies rules to hang up on you, thats probably the only reason that guy kept trying to sell his product....by the way STOP SAYING DRATING you have no idea how stupid that sounds -.-

shreder23
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 852 Posts
Saturday, July 01, 2006 12:45:03 AM
i love doing that even when im not angry its just funny and i put it on speaker...one guy yelled back and i yelled" well screw you guys ill tell everyone i know how much ur company SUCKS!! and he's like im very sorry sir it was friggen hilarious i loved this link

automaticgrl
Female, 13-17, Western US
 119 Posts
Friday, June 30, 2006 11:59:15 PM
wow he seems scary.

samemo
Male, 13-17, Australia
 458 Posts
Friday, June 30, 2006 11:07:20 PM
You know whats fun? Useing celebrity sound boards to mess with telemarketers, it is hilarious.

AVDPhoenix
Male, 30-39, Europe
 1527 Posts
Friday, June 30, 2006 10:46:25 PM
This thing keeps amusing me! Hahaha

latino_heat
Male, 13-17, Western US
 200 Posts
Friday, June 30, 2006 10:21:23 PM
This is for all those who suggest to hang up. IF HE JUST HANGED UP IT WOULDNT HAVE BEEN FUNNY. IF U DONT LIKE FUNNY WHY ARE YOU HERE!

trashcan678
Male, 13-17, Southern US
 2969 Posts
Friday, June 30, 2006 9:01:03 PM
im gonna start doing that

DHF
Male, 18-29, Europe
 366 Posts
Friday, June 30, 2006 4:07:43 PM
That's funny.

0AmY0
Female, 18-29, Canada
 480 Posts
Friday, June 30, 2006 2:25:07 PM
Eternally, that made my day.

Mazztek
Male, 40-49, Western US
 197 Posts
Friday, June 30, 2006 2:17:56 PM
That's why we have a do not call list here.

celticknot
Female, 18-29, Western US
 31 Posts
Friday, June 30, 2006 2:17:47 PM
at least it got hoim to shut up lol well eventually.....

LovexChelsey
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 196 Posts
Friday, June 30, 2006 1:52:49 PM
Trying asking for help with your algebra homework.
Done it before,they hang up after hearing something like:
If "X" is equal to 5 and "Y" is equal to 16 and "Z" is equal to 22,what is "X" squared,raised to the fifth plus "Y" and times "Z"?


And that isn't even hard.


Eternally
Male, 13-17, Europe
 3789 Posts
Friday, June 30, 2006 1:42:33 PM
I find it fun to try and get them to hang up first...

"Hello, would you like a fitted kitchen from Kitchens Direct?"

"Tell me you love me."

"Pardon? Would you like a fitted kitchen?"

"Tell me you love me first."

"...I'm sorry?"

"Do you want me?"

-Phone goes dead-

"Yes!" *feeling of glee*


LovexChelsey
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 196 Posts
Friday, June 30, 2006 1:41:26 PM
Hilarious.

rrooaann
Male, 13-17, Canada
 56 Posts
Friday, June 30, 2006 1:22:03 PM
that guy is doing the right thing, you notice they dont listen no matter what you say, im gonna do that next time. heehee:D

inkybod
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 17 Posts
Friday, June 30, 2006 1:09:36 PM
it's fun to abuse people who are trying to make a living!

get on the do not call registry and treat people well.


driftalways
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 127 Posts
Friday, June 30, 2006 12:19:38 PM
Hahahaaha, that happened to my friend when I was over her house, her little brother just flipped out at the telemarketer...It wasn't as funny as this though, lol.

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