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The Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator

Hits: 17692 | Rating: (3.2) | Category: Funny | Added by: buddy
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scott-13
Male, 13-17, Europe
 1054 Posts
Monday, May 05, 2008 10:07:30 AM
crap

satenya101
Female, 18-29, Europe
 567 Posts
Friday, June 09, 2006 4:25:18 AM
lolz that is quite.. clever... lolz...

almo
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 187 Posts
Thursday, June 08, 2006 2:08:45 AM
Dear Myran,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely drated up my life. If you knew poo from shinola you would be dangerous. I have had it up to here because you have been busted one too many times. I have often looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

This time you have burned all your bridges.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a bonehead loser. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the self indulgence. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are SICK. It is time for you to get off your pity pot. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have to stay home and feed the cat.

Drop dead you piece of poo,

John

PS: Please do not reply back, the subject is CLOSED. I need time to cut your face out of every family photo.


IAmTheMoose
Male, 18-29, Western US
 1241 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 10:00:02 PM
Dear Dubya,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely invalidated my life. If you had half a brain you would be dangerous. I have reached the end of my rope because you have manipulated me one too many times. I have always looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

This time you have painted yourself into a corner.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a drain on my mental and financial resources. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the welfare and get a job. You must be narcissistic. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are SICK. It is time for you to stop being a leech. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have an appointment in HELL that I can\'t get out of.

See you in hell you titty baby,

ME

PS: Please do not reply back, there is a restraining order against you. I need time to cut your face out of every family photo.


Kiomi
Female, 13-17, Canada
 10068 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 9:05:31 PM
I LOVE this. Hahahhahahha!

violingirl77
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 7145 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 8:40:10 PM
PS: Please do not reply back, there is a restraining order against you. I need time to cut your face out of every family photo.

violingirl77
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 7145 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 8:40:02 PM
Dear Dumbass,
I just wanted to let you know that you have completely ignored me all of my life. If you knew poo from shinola you would be dangerous. I have a daily appointment with my therapist now because you have criticized me one too many times. I have frequently looked the other way, which makes me an enabler.
This time you have thrown the baby out with the bathwater.
I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are definitely taking the wrong meds. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the welfare and get a job. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are a MONSTER. It is time for you to look in the mirror (though I can see why you wouldn\'t). Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have to wash my hair.
Breathlessly awating your reply you dumb witch,
ME

soad21
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 428 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 6:26:05 PM
lol awesome

unbelievable
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1165 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 5:38:06 PM
^lol agreed

KINGJAMIN
Male, 13-17, Europe
 13 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 3:17:04 PM
'u are the product of inbreeding' now dat was a gr8 touch

maggierose78
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 586 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 2:59:15 PM
Okay, so I'm a psychology major and I happen to like psychological terms.

maggierose78
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 586 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 2:58:25 PM
Dear Pondscum
I just wanted to let you know that you have completely invalidated my life. If you had access to sharp objects you would be dangerous. I have a daily appointment with my therapist now because you have misled me one too many times. I have frequently looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.
This time you have burned all your bridges.
I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a drain on my mental and financial resources. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the week long benders. You must be emotionally immature. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are VICIOUS. It is time for you to look in the mirror (though I can see why you wouldn't). Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I would rather claw out my eyes than see you.
Please do not reply back, I am sick of hearing your BS. I need time to report your whereabouts to the repo man

curimind
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 2:00:43 PM
Here is another place to check out...tell your family about that. "http://www.filthyconfessions.com/

Let me know


Lupine
Female, 13-17, Europe
 609 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 1:46:27 PM
I'm sending that right now. *laughs evilly*

Lupine
Female, 13-17, Europe
 609 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 1:45:44 PM
Dear Loser,
I just wanted to let you know that you have completely fu(ked up my life. If you had access to sharp objects you would be dangerous. I have a daily appointment with my therapist now because you have criticized me one too many times. I have usually looked the other way, which makes me another one of your victims.

This time you have painted yourself into a corner.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are definitely taking the wrong meds. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the self indulgence. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are a COWARD. It is time for you to look in the mirror. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I would rather claw out my eyes than see you.
See you in hell you evil bitch,
Me
PS: Please do not reply back, I am sick of hearing your BS. I need time to prepare my next email bomb. <


The_Frogg
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 682 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 1:28:11 PM
Dear drattard,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely ruined my life. If you had a clue you would be dangerous. I have had it up to here because you have lied to me one too many times. I have always looked the other way, which makes me codependent.

This time you have gone too far.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are full of poo. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the drugs. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are EVIL. It is time for you to get off your pity pot. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I have to stay home and feed the cat.

Go to hell you waste of space,

ME

PS: Please do not reply back, I want NO explanations. I need time to forget that you ever existed.

I'm gonna send this to a bitch i know :D


HamFar
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 430 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 12:19:50 PM
riiiiite

look215
Male, 18-29, Canada
 1504 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 12:14:15 PM
ah I needed that, makes me feel good.

jaida1964
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 510 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 12:11:17 PM
Dear Asstard,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely drated up my life. If you knew poo from shinola you would be dangerous. I have reached the end of my rope because you have stolen from me one too many times. I have often looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

This time you have burned all your bridges.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are a bonehead loser. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the alcohol. You must be borderline. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are a DUMBASS. It is time for you to stop screwing up your life. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as the thought of seeing you gives me a panic attack.

See you in hell you piece of poo,

ME

PS: Please do not reply back, I never want to hear from you again. I need time to cut your face out of every family photo.


sugarhigh83
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 1225 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 12:03:28 PM
that was entertaining at least

bigoldjeffry
Male, 70 & Over, Southern US
 747 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 11:08:35 AM
Goodness. It's a sad state of affairs when family dysfunction becomes this common. I certaily feel a pang of sympathy for those who have had poor relationships with their families.

Certainly, in these trying times, family should be where we turn, gosh by golly.

(Please forgive my strong language. I'm just rather peeved as the situation.)


ryan14
Male, 13-17, Europe
 2067 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 11:01:47 AM
nice!

Goldfishgal
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 407 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 11:01:39 AM
ISn't this a repost?

biffyclyro89
Male, 13-17, Europe
 136 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 10:58:44 AM
Dear C )oc )kface,

I just wanted to let you know that you have completely fu )c )ked up my life. If you knew s )hi )t from shinola you would be dangerous. I have reached the end of my rope because you have lied to me one too many times. I have always looked the other way, which makes me almost as dumb as you.

This time you have thrown the baby out with the bathwater.

I have never shirked my responsibility to tell you that you are full of s) hi )t. You would be so much better off if you would just lay off of the drugs. You must be the product of inbreeding. If I have to hear you tell me that one more time, I will hurl. You are a DUMBASS. It is time for you to stop screwing up your life. Let this also serve as notice that all future visits have been cancelled as I would rather claw out my eyes than see you.

Piss off you piece of poo,

your latest butt rape victim

PS: Please do not reply back, there is a restraining order against you. I need time to heal emotionally.


TexGal24
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 254 Posts
Wednesday, June 07, 2006 10:17:32 AM
I like original hate letters myself.

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