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Guy squirts milk out of his eye

Hits: 23241 | Rating: (2.0) | Category: Entertainment | Added by: buddy
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USMarine0411
Male, 18-29, Western US
 59 Posts
Saturday, June 03, 2006 7:18:57 PM
^^^Flaming Homers^^^

USMarine0411
Male, 18-29, Western US
 59 Posts
Saturday, June 03, 2006 6:33:37 PM
"dude, thats impossible, the eyes arent even open to the sinuses or mouth, thats not milk"

Exit Light: Ever wonder why your Lymph Nodes in your throat swell when you have an ear infection? Because your throat, ears and eyes are all connected through your sinus and tear duct "systems". Your ears normally drain into your throat bringing the infection with it. If your tear ducts become clogged (pretty common in new born babies I just found out) they will revert to using the back-up drainage system behind your nose, into your throat. Thats why your nose runs so much when you cry. Theres not enough room for all those tears to come out at once so the overflow goes into your nose. How you can think your eyes drain into your brain is beyond me. (I could be wrong though, but...your brain?) Maybe you should watch House sometime and learn how to be a REAL doctor, like me.

I still think it would be cooler if he did that with something flamable. He could light like 20 "


yuly
Female, 18-29, S. America
 669 Posts
Friday, June 02, 2006 11:08:49 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

exit_light
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 194 Posts
Friday, June 02, 2006 10:19:05 PM
So when you cry and water runs out your nose, that means the tears go through your brain cavity? No. It is all connected, believe me.

except thats called snot, not water


lovelytoes
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
 49 Posts
Friday, June 02, 2006 8:39:56 PM
How does one learn to do that XD

new_zeeland_
Male, 13-17, Australia
 84 Posts
Friday, June 02, 2006 8:28:14 PM
old as hell but would be ideal for a shock site, at least for kids under 13.

simonb123
Male, 13-17, Europe
 382 Posts
Friday, June 02, 2006 5:34:14 PM
wow i souldnt have had tthose 10 cans of red bull

simonb123
Male, 13-17, Europe
 382 Posts
Friday, June 02, 2006 5:31:24 PM
hes like some sort of mutant. If i was an X-men thats what i would want my power to be. Thats what iAmzach said but i think this is completely wrong the guy isnt a mutant he's a super hero milkman he kills his enmies by blinding them with the milk he squrts from his eyes and then stabs them with a broken milk bottle and he would be in the justce leauge

unbelievable
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1165 Posts
Friday, June 02, 2006 3:43:29 PM
what are all you people on? Thats nothing speacial? Thats some real talent he's got there. He should go on a world tour and charge millions.

end sarcasim


pinner458
Male, 13-17, Europe
 243 Posts
Friday, June 02, 2006 2:51:05 PM
ughhhhhhhhh dat made my eyes water.any1 else. it was gud tho

floatinsinki
Female, 30-39, Southern US
 86 Posts
Friday, June 02, 2006 2:16:00 PM
Way too much information -- yuck and didn't even watch it.

tammoth
Female, 18-29, Europe
 62 Posts
Friday, June 02, 2006 7:59:27 AM
It is definately all connected, of course unless your brain is level with your drating cheekbones, idiot. Trust me i've studied enough bodies in my time and the human anatomy. Flamingllama is spot on.

mysterymoth
Female, 18-29, Europe
 24 Posts
Friday, June 02, 2006 6:56:12 AM
"The only way the eyes could be connected is if the milk went through his brain cavity. think about it,..."

So when you cry and water runs out your nose, that means the tears go through your brain cavity? No. It is all connected, believe me.


Pinkies
Female, 13-17, Europe
 664 Posts
Friday, June 02, 2006 6:40:57 AM
Thats just gross.

gmedra03
Male, 13-17, Western US
 1418 Posts
Thursday, June 01, 2006 11:15:16 PM
I want to learn how to do that sooo badly!

mt1045
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 607 Posts
Thursday, June 01, 2006 10:59:05 PM
awww man. im gonna be sick.

stephab13
Female, 13-17, Australia
 180 Posts
Thursday, June 01, 2006 10:57:55 PM
ok, y would u want 2 squeeze milk out of ur eye?! duh, thats just plain stoopid

mostclever
Female, 30-39, Western US
 2233 Posts
Thursday, June 01, 2006 10:55:33 PM
flamingexits are funny in a midwestern way.

rathat
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 41 Posts
Thursday, June 01, 2006 10:14:47 PM
he should use saline its better u can kill two birds with one stone you can clean your eyes while disgusting your friends

HairyEyeball
Male, 13-17, Canada
 449 Posts
Thursday, June 01, 2006 8:09:19 PM
gross

fire_frog
Male, 18-29, Canada
 253 Posts
Thursday, June 01, 2006 5:29:35 PM
Hehe if he did it with pop or someother corrosive liquid THEN it would be funny

flamingllama
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 23 Posts
Thursday, June 01, 2006 4:56:04 PM
"dude, thats impossible, the eyes arent even open to the sinuses or mouth, thats not milk"

Wrong. Where in god's name did you get that idea? It is incredibly bad for you to do, but if for example you try to blow out your nose when your nose is held, it creates a passageway through the ocular cavity. It's basic anatomy, the nose and mouth and eyes and ears are connected in every way! Why do you think that you feel a sinus headache right behind your eyes? It's pressure. It is really s pretty boring video though... Like, there is hardly anything special about it, even if it wasn't really old.

!!REALLY LONG POST!!


exit_light
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 194 Posts
Thursday, June 01, 2006 4:49:58 PM
"Wrong. Where in god's name did you get that idea? It is incredibly bad for you to do, but if for example you try to blow out your nose when your nose is held, it creates a passageway through the ocular cavity. It's basic anatomy, the nose and mouth and eyes and ears are connected in every way! Why do you think that you feel a sinus headache right behind your eyes? It's pressure. It is really s pretty boring video though... Like, there is hardly anything special about it, even if it wasn't really old."

The only way the eyes could be connected is if the milk went through his brain cavity. think about it,...


flamingllama
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 23 Posts
Thursday, June 01, 2006 4:43:21 PM
"dude, thats impossible, the eyes arent even open to the sinuses or mouth, thats not milk"

Wrong. Where in god's name did you get that idea? It is incredibly bad for you to do, but if for example you try to blow out your nose when your nose is held, it creates a passageway through the ocular cavity. It's basic anatomy, the nose and mouth and eyes and ears are connected in every way! Why do you think that you feel a sinus headache right behind your eyes? It's pressure. It is really s pretty boring video though... Like, there is hardly anything special about it, even if it wasn't really old.

!!REALLY LONG POST!!


AFTERSHOCK
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2479 Posts
Thursday, June 01, 2006 3:59:14 PM
^ AGREE

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