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Sexual ornaments grow out of all proportion

Hits: 32648 | Rating: (2.2) | Category: Science | Added by: buddy
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new_zeeland_
Male, 13-17, Australia
 84 Posts
Friday, May 26, 2006 2:28:54 AM
"how about YOU learn form the females? if a guy doesnt want to impress you dont be impressed."

The problem is that some stupid boy will say something like "I hate islanders. they're drating bad drivers and i hate them."
and then he'll walk over to this islander girl and say "Hey sexy, want me to buy you a martini?"
Oh yeah, THATS going to get you lucky.


AMU
Female, 18-29, S. America
 114 Posts
Friday, May 26, 2006 1:52:50 AM
so then...."size does matter"?

mrsptrmurphy
Female, 13-17, Canada
 944 Posts
Friday, May 26, 2006 1:36:22 AM
On 5/25/2006 5:08:10 PM floridarocks wrote: wow, i bet james brown is one of those nerds who anzalzes people..... perhaps he set up 2 guys and a girl in a closed location. he inflated one guys pants a little and the girl was told to pick which one, low and behold the study is over

HA!

cutbullocks
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 395 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 10:07:26 PM
im sry for posting again but i reall really wanted to have 180 posts

cutbullocks
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 395 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 10:06:50 PM
well this sounds like a load of poo

wsohb
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 56 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 9:31:53 PM
They really arent just penises nowadays with Viagra and penis-lengthaning medicine stuff, now they are freaking FLAGPOLES!

wsohb
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 56 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 9:31:22 PM
^ The only thing i could think of to compare it to.

wsohb
Male, 13-17, Midwest US
 56 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 9:30:42 PM
They really arent just penises nowadays with Viagra and penis-lengthaning medicine stuff, now they are freaking FLAGPOLES!

Overmann
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3156 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 7:04:45 PM
Not quite, floridarocks; I fear much more goes into the scientific process. And this study in particular didn't involve the human species.

AFTERSHOCK
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2480 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 6:53:40 PM
^ LMAO DOESN'T SOUND QUITE RIGHT...

AFTERSHOCK
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2480 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:58:18 PM
WHO'S JAMES BROWN???
NEVER MIND I'LL GOOGLE IT LATER.
ANYWAY, FROM EXPERIENCE, I'LL HAVE TO SADLY SAY THAT BIGGER IS BETTER.

floridarocks
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
 36 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 5:08:10 PM
wow, i bet james brown is one of those nerds who anzalzes people.....

perhaps he set up 2 guys and a girl in a closed location. he inflated one guys pants a little and the girl was told to pick which one, low and behold the study is over


sertrbl
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
 1452 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:32:53 PM
"I always thought it interesting that in the animal kingdom, the female humans are the ones who show off their "sexual ornaments" while the male humans can slack off in baggy jeans and wife beaters and still manage to get a pretty girl...while in the rest of the animal kingdom it's the MALE of the species that preens and shows off for the females...hey guys, LEARN FROM THEM...not all women go for the slacker type (although there are always exceptions - Britney Spears, for example)..."
how about YOU learn form the females? if a guy doesnt want to impress you dont be impressed. its not our fault women go for the worng people

SarahColleen
Female, 18-29, Western US
 1225 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 4:07:30 PM
who funds these things?

TexGal24
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 254 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:56:10 PM
Size does matter. I knew it all along and agree.

EstiloPanama
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
 2101 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 1:04:59 PM
"It indicates that the male with the bigger trait had more resources,"

But the Asians totally block out that theory...


Overmann
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3156 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 12:53:18 PM
^ Except that our ownership of most of the land is self-proclaimed.

B-Hazard
Male, 18-29, Western US
 2981 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 12:04:39 PM
-I always thought it interesting that in the animal kingdom, the female humans are the ones who show off their "sexual ornaments" while the male humans can slack off in baggy jeans and wife beaters and still manage to get a pretty girl...while in the rest of the animal kingdom it's the MALE of the species that preens and shows off for the females...-

We have written language, advanced social structure and tool use, and we own most of the land on the planet.

we may not grow flashy appendages to attract females (some might disagree with that statement) but we're doing something right.


holt811
Female, 18-29, Southern US
 44 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 11:28:02 AM
I always thought it interesting that in the animal kingdom, the female humans are the ones who show off their "sexual ornaments" while the male humans can slack off in baggy jeans and wife beaters and still manage to get a pretty girl...while in the rest of the animal kingdom it's the MALE of the species that preens and shows off for the females...hey guys, LEARN FROM THEM...not all women go for the slacker type (although there are always exceptions - Britney Spears, for example)...

farquaadhnch
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1224 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 11:14:25 AM
You didn't even read the article mollywobbles... stfu...

sugarfreee
Female, 18-29, Europe
 171 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 11:01:25 AM
what the ****

hovalady411
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
 1015 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 10:30:31 AM
Thanks for that.

mostclever
Female, 30-39, Western US
 2233 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 9:24:12 AM
HA. ornaments.

Overmann
Male, 18-29, Southern US
 3156 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 8:03:39 AM
Interesting. And I doubt any of us among the general population knew this, Ragin2340. It only seems common knowledge after the scientists revealed their findings.

Ragin2340
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
 1121 Posts
Thursday, May 25, 2006 6:33:09 AM
i think everyone already knew this in one way or another.

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