 MastaPlan23
Male, 13-17, Western US
 76 Posts
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Monday, February 08, 2010 8:57:45 PM
chuck norris can do the moonwalk forward!
He beat the sun at a staring contest!
He flexis his Lips! |
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ozmins12
Male, 13-17, Eastern US
62 Posts
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Friday, July 27, 2007 9:00:13 AM
natkaz_99...is dead
because when chuck norris read that, he roundhouse kicked his user name, and natkaz had a hard attack^_^ thats the geekiest thing i have ever said |
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 GypsyCassie
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
900 Posts
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 4:56:41 PM
Aphecks, to the skull? Jesus, I better start wearing a helmet...heh heh |
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 natkaz_99
Male, 18-29, Australia
107 Posts
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 1:35:05 AM
Chuck Norris sucks. Stick that in your can and smoke it. |
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 IceErines
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
122 Posts
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Wednesday, February 22, 2006 12:30:20 AM
I wouldn't use his book to start a fire if I were dying of hypothermia..lol
actually- my sis is in love with him...lmao |
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 b3nzyme
Male, 18-29, Southern US
276 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 11:45:16 PM
chuck norris doesn't write books. he stares at them until they write themselves out of fear. and be thankful, guys that he didn't say "BUY MY BOOKS NOW OR I WILL ROUNDHOUSE YOU ALL!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!" so hooray! chuck norris! |
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 gregor_samsa
Male, 18-29, S. America
461 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 10:58:36 PM
I thought he was going to say something like: "OMG!!! YOU'RE MOCKING ME!!!1 I'LL KILL YOU ALL!"
He's not such a noob as I pictured =( |
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Oggleboppite
Male, 18-29, Midwest US
187 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 8:56:21 PM
He already adressed the facts before on the Tony Danza show. |
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Cobrabite
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
21 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 8:37:51 PM
yeaaah at least even he acknowledges he's not that great. sure his shows were decent. but my god people its like idolizing whoever played james bond or batman. |
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 cheeseispunk
Female, 13-17, Western US
342 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 7:57:49 PM
! Free poster with the purchase of Total Gym?! Wow, what a value. |
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 chestertheje
Male, 13-17, Canada
607 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 7:52:15 PM
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits. |
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 Aphecks
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1742 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 7:26:27 PM
Gypsy... Don't fear the fans. Fear the roundhouse kick to the skull. |
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 glitterglue
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
2 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 5:07:53 PM
People are probably going to by the book just because it's Chuck Norris'. I don't really understand this sudden everything-Chuck-Norris phase everyone's going through, but it's funny :D |
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GypsyCassie
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
900 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 5:04:48 PM
Justice riders, sounds pretty douchey, but since it's by Chuck Norris, it must be solid gold...(I am not bashing Chuck, by the way, I dont want to be attacked by ANY of his fans :)) |
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 Ajikan
Male, 18-29, Europe
1538 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 4:44:13 PM
i wasnt trying to offend anyone. im just tired of people demanding non english speaking to spell 100% right.
english isnt even my second language.but yea, guys like badguy gives the us a bad rep. |
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 134
Male, 13-17, Southern US
151 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 4:25:41 PM
meanie ^^ i like sweden |
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 farquaadhnch
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
1224 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 4:23:40 PM
badguy458, Even I am embarresed by that sad excuse for a comment. There was no need for that. Let thecranberry and Ajikan duke it out for themselves instead of dragging in an entire country. No wonder why every one hates the U.S. People like you. |
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 badguy458
Male, 18-29, Europe
465 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 4:11:57 PM
Belief in Swedish is spelled holycrapSwedishpeoplesuck. |
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Ajikan
Male, 18-29, Europe
1538 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 3:55:05 PM
thecranberry.
im swedish. and i can spell it given time. but can you spell it in swedish ? nope, didnt think so :D |
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 palm
Male, 30-39, Eastern US
225 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 3:24:53 PM
WOW> Ok time to start a new thread....
Chuck Norris is such a flaming fudge dipper, that he dosen't apperciate the joke. Some of them are funny?? ALL OF THEM ARE FUNNY. Grow a sense of humor after combing the batter out of your beard. |
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 silverant
Male, 13-17, Western US
218 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 2:41:25 PM
The one ilner jokes broke down and started crying wheen they found out that chuck norris acknowledged them. Then their heads exploded when chuck said that some of them were funny. |
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 Enohead
Male, 40-49, Western US
1609 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 2:06:13 PM
Chuck Norris writes books. THEN RIPS THEM INTO TINY SHREDS WITH HIS BARE HANDS!!
Seriously, though. Buy my books. I'm very proud of them. |
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 thecranberry
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
728 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 11:53:50 AM
ajikan, please, please tell me you can spell belief. yeah, those facts are hysterical. i love them. |
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 triviumgirl
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
402 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 11:02:38 AM
how disapointing. yeah, he must be modest cuz theres no way those facts aren't true! are his book sales down so much that he has to advertise it there? thats kinda cheesey but he's Chuck Norris so he can do whatever he wants! |
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 deaf_woman
Male, 30-39, Europe
2719 Posts
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006 10:38:15 AM
what a funny phenomenon, he's such a corndog. |
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